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Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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Four People Are Working Together To Fix A Small Table. While The Two More Savvy Ones Are Fitting Pieces

Four people are working together to fix a small table. While the two more savvy ones are fitting pieces together, people A and B are off to the side.

A looks at B, holding up a small L-shaped bit of metal,

“Is it called an Allen Wrench or an Allen Key?”

After a moment of thought, B takes the tool with a smile,

“Al-envestigate!”

Then they turn to the other two, who are currently struggling to attach pieces. B waves for their attention, then holds out the tool,

“Here! I don’t mean to throw a wrench in your plans— key-p going!”

They both laugh. Unsatisfied, A jumps in,

“I don’t get it. What’s the joke?”

The answers are simultaneous:

“Get it? Wrench?”

“Get it? Key?”

The two (C and D respectively) pause and look at one another in confusion.

“Key?” “Wrench?”

“This is thoroughly unhelpful!”

A buries their face in their hands and groans in frustration. B pats their shoulder.

“Don’t worry. Allend this. Guys, which is it, Wrench or Key?”

“Well it doesn’t look like a key!”

“Well it doesn’t look like a wrench!”

A stands, knocks over the table in frustration, and leaves the room with a final shout,

“I can’t stand you people!”

C and D shrug.

“Well, sure looks like they can stand.”

“I don’t under-stand the problem.”

B laughs with them,

“Eh, they were always a little uns-table.”

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Can we also talk about how even though it wasn’t always strictly helpful/necessary, they all instinctively made sure Gorgug wasn’t ever alone on deck? Like, Kristen came in and swapped out for Jawbone, then when Kristen saved Gorgug’s life and had to go back down because she was dying to death, Adaine came up and stayed there? Like girl whatchu doin up there? And Gorgug is our TANK he’s literally BUILT for this he’s taking the damage and THROWING IT BACK AT THEM and they’re all like hmm. Friend (:

Also I’m so upset we didn’t get to see Fabian’s childhood friend and Bill’s old compatriot The Tornado Full Of Gold in action and I hope we get to see that in one of these last two episodes. Like, Yas Brennan, you’re right that’s what we wanted.

And that moving tattoo? That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. Eugenia was literally told ok don’t do that do this instead and she was like hmmm what if I do both and after all this am I supposed to be surprised that Riz has taken up smoking? But also his mom is gonna chastise it out of him. Fig running the party while falling from the sky???? BLARMEY, that’s bonkers, y’all. And the way they explained it all into the books frankly more than they had to for dnd, where the dm can truly just say because I said so at any time and these people (Brennan in particular) truly just. Pieced it together. Fixed it up. Christ. Blimey. I said Blimey.

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DAWG WHAT!?!?! HUH!?!?! First of all the battle was a fucking RAGER! My girl Eugenia is literally the best EVER!! Fig on fucking GERARD NEIGH!????? Perfection.

Fucking. Beardsley. I pray, in the heat of battle, I have the luck of Beardsley - may one day these otherworldly rolls grace my mere mortal fingertips.

I am truly, in all realness of this word - flabbergasted. I am, taken aback. I am shocked. I am fucking knocked prone. My heart has not stopped racing. What a fucking beauty of an episode 😤🥹😭🔥🫡

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PS gorgug I still love you no matter how fucked up your face is from all that acid damage. Crit forever babyyyyy


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