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6 years ago

Hardcore-fujoshi: If I could rate my love of yaoi from 1 to 10, it would be 18+.


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6 years ago
Another Picture Set From My FicIt All Started With A Mistake, This Time Commissioned By @bloodsbane With
Another Picture Set From My FicIt All Started With A Mistake, This Time Commissioned By @bloodsbane With

Another Picture set from my fic ‘It All Started With A Mistake’, this time commissioned by @bloodsbane with Murder!Sans x Toriel, look at them being so Cute X3 

The Fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16587800/chapters/38873285 


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2 years ago

Wouldn't the ocean more appropriately be ...

Gender fluid?

Wouldn't The Ocean More Appropriately Be ...
The Ocean Is Sentient And Shes A Pretty Lady With Water Hair! Trust Me, I Went To Science School.

The ocean is sentient and she’s a pretty lady with water hair! Trust me, I went to science school.


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6 years ago

I get beards, but growing facial hair on just your upper lip... must ache


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1 year ago

Yeah she told me she’s a pathological liar. I honestly couldn’t believe it


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1 year ago

I like my men how I like my sandwiches.

The sub way.


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1 year ago

What do you call a catboy who can't sleep?

An insomnyac.


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3 years ago

What do you call a building made out of shells?

SHELLter!


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5 months ago

Never run with Bagpipes.

You might get kilt.


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1 year ago

Tbh. I want to steal a chicken. One for it can be my support animal. Two to just steal a chicken at random. And three is so I can name it Fluffy Blue the Third. So when people can ask what happened to the first and second I can tell them one became chicken tenders and the other became dog food.


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9 months ago

well that was soup-er unexpected.

olixxxxx - mushroomland

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6 years ago

Dean: Knock knock

Cas: Who's there?

Dean: Interrupting Moose

Cas: Interrupting Moose Wh-

Sam: So I found this article...


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3 years ago

Surviving Tumblr censorship is so underrated. Welcum to 2022 fellow cumblrites and let’s make it more fun as always 😉


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9 months ago

Being a trans woman must suck, at day you have to deal with transphobia and at night you have to respond to a containment breach in a confidential location somewhere in Canada and fight anomalies beyond comprehension knowing that none of your weapons actually work so you shoot the guys with orange jumpsuits instead


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