Chanceofwhat - Jack Of All Crimes

Aha, Stanley has experience with nerds (really just one but eh, Ford’s got a very classic-type science brain) so he may take the offer hoping he can score more than $10 by sucking up to someone. It would work, too— Cave Johnson would love his attitude, and he’d hit on anyone he met like a MFer, and scientists don’t get flirted with as much so they’re more susceptible. He’d get to go through several rounds of fascinating tests, make a good $100 or so, and once he got past how it reminded him of his nerd brother, he’d have a blast.

Dangit now I wanna see more from this au…

Gravity Falls x Portal au

Stanley in his 30s looking for a way to make money, while in Michigan, finds a flyer that a company called Aperture Science will give 10$ to anyone willingly (most likely unwillingly) to go through some tests.

Would he accept this offer and go to said company?

the axolotl recommended a new kind of coping mechanism for Bill in the theraprism! It’s going surprisingly well!

(Note: my hyperfixation may return to being Gravity Falls in a couple days when my Book Of Bill finally arrives)

No pressure ofc, but I’ll tag a few mutuals (and anyone else who sees this and wants to should do it too! Maybe we’ll BECOME mutuals!)

@weird-dork37 @patchver-mel @starberrymothh @fandomwe1rd0 @delightfulpenguistuff @isaokash @yomikoreadsbooks @chalupaswanswarm @a-tiny-robot @ghostextremist @kiki-shortsnout @lostspaceghost @xsharnxx @lucifurry217

cute thing im coming up with

this picrew of yourself and your current hyperfixation !!

no pressure tags @pearlzier @julesssyy @reidsfavoritegirl @whitney23317 @willowsblanket @flowercrownsandtrauma @rottenletter

My next summer Dipper and Mabel!!

More info abt the designs:

They're so cool woah

I’d never heard of bluesky. Should we all start downloading Brazilian-Endorsed Twitter Alternative for when Elon eventually truly runs “X” into the ground? Is this where Twitter users are going? Because I’m so down for that.

I can't get over how idiotic musk's plan was for this whole Brazil situation. Like it literally went like this.

Brazil: Your rampant unfiltered hate speech and misinformation on your platform is in violation of the law, you need to do something about it.

musk: I'll just close all our offices in Brazil, now that there's no staff in the country you can't charge us.

Brazil: You need to have a representative operating in the country otherwise you can't do business here. Consult with us in 24 hours or your site will be blocked.

musk: ha look here's an ai generated image of toilet paper with the name of your supreme court judge on it (he actually did this)

Twitter is blocked in Brazil after musk failed to consult with them and appoint a representative.