chanceofwhat

Jack Of All Crimes

They/themI have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

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chanceofwhat

1 year ago

Can we calm down and agree that all eyes are pretty and special?? THEY ARE. I have beautiful honey syrup eyes that look just a little bit mossy green after I’ve cried like they’re trying to regrow my happiness or like the thriving ecosystem just below the surface has been released for just a moment. My eyes are freshly made caramel. My eyes are fucking delicious and you’re arguing about the color of the sky or whatever. Shut up. Eyes are always pretty.

I think it should be illegal to make a fictional character with blue eyes, choose something else.

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shitpost but like seriously eyes aren’t pretty because of the color they’re pretty because of the patterns and intricacies they’re pretty because of the emotions so shut up

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chanceofwhat

1 year ago

Pictures From My Phone Of My Computer Screen Of Sketches I Did. Stanford Pines In The Road Work Ahead

Pictures from my phone of my computer screen of sketches I did. Stanford pines in the “road work ahead” vine along with a lovely “this dog can drive,” which is an iconic drawfee bit, especially strong in this particular line, which Jacob Drawfee actually said for real. Here’s the animated video of that— everyone subscribe to the drawfee channel they’re incredibly funny and talented artists and comedians.

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Gravity Falls stanford pines grunkle ford vine reference rip vine drawfee jacob drawfee drawfee fanart this dog can drive and that’s all that matters now or whatever Caldwell said cat in a hat? that’s baby shit this dog can drive sketch learning artist fanart youtube

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chanceofwhat

1 year ago

HEY NOT TO HYUCKING LIVEBLOG TOH BUT s3e2 MADE ME CRY LIKE SEVERAL TIMES WHAT THE HYUCK GUYS

WILLOW LITERALLY BEING ME THE THERAPIST FRIEND RELIABLE ONE

HUNTER MY BELOVED

CAMILA IS A TREKKIE

THE PALISMAN

BELOS WHY OF ALL PUPPETS DID YOU PICK THAT ONE

ODALIA YOURE A MESS

WHATS GONNA HAPPEN WITH THE COLLECTOR LIKE HES BEEN MANIPULATED BUT WHATS HE GONNA DO IS KING GONNA BE ABLE TO TALK HIM DOWN WTF THIS POOR TERRIFYING EXTREMELY POWERFUL CHILD

I DONT HAVE TIME TO WATCH THE THIRD ONE FOR ANOTHER FEW HOURS AND IM GONNA SCREAM

I also love how queer this show is being. Like, the first episode of s3 had the person with the non-binary nails, all the bi pride stuff and Camila being so proud, and even now with the flannel around her waist we can always see the little rainbow heart pin, she’s so supportive and it’s so gay here, also we love a they/them especially as a love interest especially plot-important and even when they constantly end up in unfortunate situations.

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toh watching and dreaming toh willow toh season three toh liveblog the owl house toh hunter trying not to be too spoilery but OH MY FUCKING GOD

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chanceofwhat

1 year ago

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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chanceofwhat

1 year ago

Fr my life is empty now idk how to handle this it was so good

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toh finale toh s3 the owl house

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