Bugsnax Is The Best Game Ever Made Because "THIS IS WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU" Is An Actual Piece Of Dialogue

bugsnax is the best game ever made because "THIS IS WHY YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU" is an actual piece of dialogue said by a short pink muppet who wears a knitted strawberry hat and has a thick country accent named gramble gigglefunny

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Imagine getting laughed at live on stream 

Sausage: ¡Hola, buenos días!

Jimmy: ¡Hola, Señor Chorizo!

Sausage: (dismayed) Ay, coño, que mi– Ay, Dios mío.

Jimmy: (speaking English) Guys, Sausage is Cuban, by the way. Everything’s fine.

Sausage: (overlapping) Yeah, I’m Cuban!

Jimmy: (continued) Everything’s good, everything’s fine… 

Sausage: (yelling) Yeah, this is not cultural appropriation! Did you know somebody said I was culturally appro-pria-zing–

Jimmy: (laughing) I… Someone…

Sausage: (continued) My own– my own race! And background– ethnicity! Did you hear that?

Jimmy: Someone– Was it a tweet…?

Sausage: Somebody literally said: stop–

Jimmy: Was it a tweet or a comment?

Sausage: It was a comment on one of my videos because–!

Jimmy: Someone commented to Sausage, chat, saying… 

Sausage: (giggles)

Jimmy: Saying Sausage’s whole thing was cultural… what was the word?

Sausage: Cultural appropriation! (fumbles) O-of my own people! They were like… “Stop speaking Spanish and putting Latin music in your videos! You’re appro-pria-zing… some other culture!” I was like what’s wrong with you, people?

Jimmy: It– The– the guy’s Cuban!

Sausage: That made me mad but…

Jimmy: He can– he–

Sausage: I’m Cuban! ¡Yo soy latino! I didn’t just learn Spanish yesterday like Jimmy did!

Jimmy: It– True! I just word– learned the word “chorizo”!

Sausage: ¡Chorizo!

Jimmy: I didn’t know it! Didn’t know it!

Sausage: (angrily) Muchas gracias.

qpr culture is people asking you and your partner if you're dating or just close friends and you're just like yes but also no but kinda but also not quite

Butch lesbians are not predatory or abusive. Butch lesbians are amazing and not only valuable, but crucial to the sapphic and LGBTQ community.

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Not queer as in "queer is not a slur" but queer as in "I do not give a fuck if its a slur, you don't get to censor my identity regardless". Queer as in "I HOPE my identity upsets you". Queer as in "my identity is not only a slur but a threat"