chaos-is-my-jam - I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A TRASH CAN WHAT DO YOU WANT
I JUST CRAWLED OUT OF A TRASH CAN WHAT DO YOU WANT

18, usually she/they, BI DISASTER (my only personality trait)

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I Promise To Reblog Every Single Shot Of Vik Smirking. Amen.

I promise to reblog every single shot of Vik smirking. Amen.

Have A Smirking Vik

Have a smirking Vik

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4 years ago

...can you stab me in the eye sir?

Hes So Soft

hes so soft

4 years ago

Ok, here's a thing I've been thinking about for a very long time. We all know how weak V is near the end of the game. Coughing blood, fainting, headaches - full package. Let's say V got rid of the chip (what happens with Johnny is up to you, preferably he gets his own body because even if he's an ass he's our ass) but instead of your canon endings, V stays under Viktor's. Meds, maybe some brain implant to expand V brain space - yanno, your typical recovery stuff. No more merc shite, no more gigs. Chip just wrecked her body too much and now her days consist of days at clinic or Misty's shop, doing small jobs like fixing guns (or something else V is good at but doesn't requires running into gang nests and shooting things) and helping her friends with mundane tasks. V finally gets to grieve properly with Mama Welles, Misty and Vik. V and Viktor get really close, they talk about feeling and shite and romance between them just feels so natural. I really think V deserves some domestic life with someone who knew her for a long time like Viktor. Let. V. Recover. In. Peace. In. Viktor's. Arms. CDPR YOU COWARDS.

bro I vibe with you so hard rn cause that's literally my canon ending with my V im. like deadass my mari doesnt get with vik til post-ending cause they're both dumb and dont realize the other feels the same way until he's helping her recover from mikoshi

ABSOLUTELY YES V is gonna be a-okay and johnny has his body back and everyone helps them get through their physical and mental hiccups (esp in regards to getting used to the fact they arent connected anymore) and V finally gets to Rest


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4 years ago

THANK YOU.

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4 years ago

OMG I SAW THESE WAY TOO LATE IM SCREAMING OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH šŸ˜©ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø

More Viktor headcanons because Iā€™m trash for this beautiful man:

There are some Vik/V tooā€¦ Hope there arenā€™t many errorsā€¦ anyways. ENJOY.

TIRED BISEXUAL DISASTERā„¢

We know this already but this guy is H U G E - 6'3, whoopinā€™ healthy 219lbs and bUILD LIKE A TANK.

I think heā€™s around 48-52 years old.

ā€œI canā€™t, Iā€™m old.ā€

Look I know what I said about socks but hear me outā€¦ Vik 100% has a collection of those silly ties with cartoon characters like pokemon etcā€¦ he likes that blue one with cats bestā€¦

He knew V was special when he finished installing their first implant after they first met and shot him with ā€œSo, do I get a lollipop for beinā€™ a brave patient, doc?ā€ with that cheeky smirk of theirsā€¦ even if just for shits and giggles Vik actually gave them their lollipop the next time they visited his clinic. ā€œFine, you my fave doc now, wonā€™t go anywhere else.ā€

He has Hamsa and evil eye tattoo on his left pectoral, Misty told him that it meant protection from evil and he thought it fitting as a symbol of starting his career as a ripperdoc - he saves lives after all.

Viktor smokes. Not very often, sometimes he can go several days without cigarettes but if the day at clinic is hard or gods forbid he lost a patientā€¦ he smokes like a chimney. By some mysterious coincidence he started smoking even more when V came along. I wonder why?

He genuinely enjoys Vā€™s company. He LOVES when they just sit at the clinic and talk or even just sit in silence. Their presence is really refreshing for this old doc.

Once Viktor, Misty, Jackie and V went to actually eat IN the restaurant. Misty and Vik casually sat and talked but, of course, Jack and V had a sword fight with chopsticks and Vik asked the waiter for two regular menus and for two menus for kids. After V called him ā€œdadā€, ā€œpopsā€ orā€¦ wait for itā€¦ ā€œdaddyā€ for the rest of the evening, Viktor never made the mistake of going out to eat with V. Both V and Jackie still bring it up sometimes much to docā€™s dismay. Takeout is much safer option now.

Guess who is the one to always pick up horrendously drunk merc duo at 4am in the middle of the week. Yup. Itā€™s Viktor. Usually they wait for him outside, sitting on the pavement, arms on each others shoulders, singing love songs. Sometimes they burst in tears when they see Vik ā€œcoz youre the best friend Iā€™ve had Vikyā€, ā€œyea, doc, there no other like yaā€.

Dad jokes. Thatā€™s it.

UNGODLY ALCOHOL TOLERANCE. THIS MAN CAN DRINK AND DRINK AND DRINK AND SAY HES JUST TIPSY. Jackie? Under the table. V? Babbling something about ā€œhopinā€™ there is real afterlifeā€ while hugging toilet bowl. Viktor? Checking if Jack still breathes and holding Vā€™s hair if necessary. ā€œAmateursā€ he thinks.

One of his most beloved possessions is a teddy bear. A gift from V. A they had put it ā€œfor caring for people around you and so you donā€™t feel too lonely here in clinic and, well, for being youā€. Little fluffy fella has a special place in Vikā€™s heart as well as on his couch right beside the boxing gloves.

No one keeps secrets like he does.

He takes GREAT pride in being the only person who knows Vā€™s real name.

Also heā€™s the person who saw V at their most vulnerable. Bleeding, bruised, beaten, drunk, crying.

As true to their promise as they are, he thinks Vā€™s loyalty is amusing and rather sweet but also dangerous bUT V JUST WONā€™T GO TO ANY OTHER RIPPER. Found some new chrome somewhere else? They bought it and had it delivered to Vikā€™s. Small repairs? Go to Vikā€™s. Bleeding out somewhere in Pacifica? Go to Vikā€™s. He swears he will strangle them himself one day.

Nicknames. Doll, Sweetheart, Champ, Captain, Big Guy, Charmer, Knock Out, Honey, Sweet pea, Cupcake, Pumpkinā€¦ I COULD GO ON FOREVER.

Usually itā€™s Misty to find him sleeping on his desk but when itā€™s V and Jackā€¦ wellā€¦ letā€™s say sharpie can be pain in the ass to wash off from your face.

Jackie got him pink gauges with daisies. As a joke. HA! Jokes on you Jack. He wears them. P R O U D L Y.

My man loves whisky. Nothing like late friday evening and a glass of liquid gold with ice.

Once, when V was keeping him company at clinic after he closed, he tried to be smooth (we all know the way he moves with that chair on wheels of his)ā€¦ long story short he misjudged the distance from chair and he fell on his ass with a loud *T H U D*. He sat like that for some time. ā€œOh my god! Vik, are you ok?ā€ ā€œYeah, yeah, justā€¦ give me a momentā€¦ā€ And that was the end of ā€œSmooth Vikā€.

Officially Misty is his emotional support spiritualist. Unofficially V is his emotional support idiot merc, but also, like, the cause of most of his frustrations. JESUS V TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IS THAT YOUR ARM THAT YOURE CARRYING IS THAT ANOTHER BULLET WOUND FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE ILL KILL YOU MYSELF I SWEAR. Smeone just give him a hug please.

4 years ago

Viktor: Care to explain why your leg is in your hands? Again?

V, crawling into clinic with her leg in one hand:

Viktor: Care To Explain Why Your Leg Is In Your Hands? Again?

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