Inosuke: So When I Was A Piglet-

Inosuke: so when i was a piglet-

Tanjiro: *confused*

Zenitsu: you mean a baby?

Inosuke: *completely ignores* so when I was a piglet

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT!

Proudly saying «  i don’t claim insane geto » is a sure way to make me dislike you, or brush you off as a limited one dimensional being just as you brush off his trauma.

« Yeah but gOJo wEnT tHRougH tHe SaMe tHinG » people have different responses to situations !! Even if their background was perfectly the same , let alone people as different as gojo and geto.

Rindou: *comes up to sanzu with a cake that says 'sperm race winner' on it*

Takeomi: *singing a birthday song*

Mikey: *standing like this🧍🏼‍♂️*

Ran: *blows on a party horn*

Sanzu: whose birthday is it? Is it miiiineeee *high off of his mind*

Koko:.......nvm

Happy birthday Sanzu, my love <33

Best friend! mikey

Best friend Mikey who is scared of losing you

Best friend Mikey who isn't afraid of showing affection in public

Best friend Mikey whom gets mistaken for your partner by every stranger or relative-

Best friend Mikey who would even kill for you

He is a lazy person in general but he wouldn't be lazy enough to bring you ice cream an tissues at 3 am in the morning just because your jackass partner broke your heart

No worries darling you can cry your guts out he will baby you just as much as you baby him normally

Don't be shocked when you hear abt your ex getting beat up-

Mikey looovessss cuddling with you

He can just snuggle you and stay like that for eternity💀

You gotta pee? He doesn't care. It's not his problem, he tells you to "just hold it in"

He also loves gossiping

It doesn't matter if he doesn't know the people you're talking about he wants all the tea (ehem koko kinnie much-)

He pretty much acts like your bf and brother at the same time-

GOD he's so clingy

You could be doing anything, walking, eating, hell EVEN SWIMMING

He somehow always has an arm around you

Or he straight up clings on you

....like a koala

He is the type of best friend to sing his lungs out with you in a sleepover

He also loves talking about crushes

....he also loves threatening your s/o to be a good partner-

He literally goes "break my bestie's heart and you're dead" while going white eyes

Best friend mikey also loves waking you up at any time just to take a stroll in city with his bike

He just loves spending time with you

He trusts you enough to open up about his feelings when he can

Not too much tho cause he hates talking abt his feelings as we can see in canon (kinnie moments-)

He tried cooking dorayaki with you once

It was a disaster... never try again. For the sake of this world-

Draken is so happy someone who's not him also takes care of Mikey

This bish also won't hesitate to wake you up in a sleepover if he's bored -_-

He just pokes you and says "I'm bored"

Honestly good luck with him

But he's too precious and cute so it's worth it

He would go apeshit if you were to get harmed or if you'd die

He is so grateful that you're always there for him

He always tries his best to remember special days to give you gifts

He often feels like he's burdening you with his attitude and all so please give him words of affirmation-

He's not the best adviser but he'd listen your venting

All in all he's an amazing best friend

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Omw to shift for mikey cause I wanna be best friends with him and izana😭😭😭👌🏻

sorry this sucks but I wanted to write it cause I couldn't find anything like this but I was CRAVING it... but my migraine said fck it let's get in the action for May so she won't be able to write osmkdskosj

I'm gonna write some x reader stuff when I'm done with my assignments aka next week so feel free to comment whoever you want from bonten or kantou manji since I'm only in a mood for them lmao

My crappy ass rindou drawing says hi sodmfkdmj

i might be annoying but once you get to know me i am even worse