Fictional Polytheism Idea;

Fictional polytheism idea;

God is just some pretty gay person- he is in love with all of him friends and they are all in love with him (its a gay friend group, what else would they be?)

They have little to no cosmic power, their friends have a lot.

Every once in a while they're just like "hey wouldn't it be funny...." or "it would be so fucked if [describes humanity]"

And then his friends make it happen becaude they dont know how to flirt.

Bomus points if said friends try to court him by copying their favourite human things, regardless of if said things have anything to do with romance to humans.

I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.

GUESS WHO MADE A JOKE ABOUT FAER BOYFRIENDS DOING THEATER AND GOT HIT WITH NOT ONLY 'most people/ I could never do that' BUT ALSO 'I mean.... as long as everyone knows, I guess'

GIVE ME POLY SHIPS PLS IM FUCKING DOING THIS

If I get asked 'who's dating who' one more time I'm going to write an angsty vent fic for a poly ship I barely care about out of pure spite.

Burkely Hermann sir I don’t think you understand how much the mention of Century Park has had us screaming but we are so excited thank you so much for mentioning us.

btw if you have no idea what I’m talking about- CP was mentioned in a Pop Culture Maniacs article about current indie animations. 

Solidarity: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

visiting other social medias while my home-hell-site is a different one is the funniest thing.

Instagram and TikTok? sitting in the corner by the snack table staring ominously at the rest of the party.

Reddit? watching a dumpster fire that never stops burning.

Tumblr? being a random cryptid and accidentally walking in on a witch coven- before I can leave, they place a pointy hat on my head. I have a great afternoon.