GUESS WHO MADE A JOKE ABOUT FAER BOYFRIENDS DOING THEATER AND GOT HIT WITH NOT ONLY 'most People/ I Could

GUESS WHO MADE A JOKE ABOUT FAER BOYFRIENDS DOING THEATER AND GOT HIT WITH NOT ONLY 'most people/ I could never do that' BUT ALSO 'I mean.... as long as everyone knows, I guess'

GIVE ME POLY SHIPS PLS IM FUCKING DOING THIS

If I get asked 'who's dating who' one more time I'm going to write an angsty vent fic for a poly ship I barely care about out of pure spite.

Son

It’s been a thousand years since her son died.

The world changed, the people changed, and she created no other child. Why should she? Having reached perfection once… why try again? 

But here he was.

Standing before her, just as he’d always been.

This wasn’t the badlands, this wasn’t Mezalea-- but there was its king. He was dressed differently, wearing a short toga with a green sash. Still, there was her son… placing an armor stand in her jungle.

And then he was gone, disappeared off into the distance.

Not to his mesa, she’d checked. She knew the land’s new king--- the younger child of the ocean. But, just like her son, he was different. 

She watched the strange item her son had given her. 

She wrapped herself around it, placing life into its wooden bones, draping it in a cloak of the beautiful magenta of her son’s mesa. 

‘Hermes,’ she whispered in his ear. ‘Son of Stratos, son of Sanctuary.’

“Father?” The protector held the child tight to his chest. Maybe, She decided, she could love her son’s beloved too.

It’s been a thousand years since her son died.

It’s been a moment since her grandson spoke.

Me, opens my mouth

My cat Lenix if he could talk; we get it human, your BFs are pretty. Shut up already

The masculine urge to lie in bed singing along to Harry Styles and wishing you could write but your laptop's in the other room and everyone else in the house thinks youre asleep.

In other news- this trans guy's very mascine rn and Falling is the best song ever

From the magic

Came a child

(Icarus)

He blinked at the sky

'Father?' He begged

Maybe he is naive

Listening to his fathers

To the lore, to the law

(Icarus)

Maybe he is wrong

To think he is safe

To be secure in the sky and on the ground

To wish in a fountain

Upon to dirt and soil

(Icarus)

Maybe he is stupid

Unaware of the power of the heavens

Of the kings and crowns

(Icarus)

Maybe he should not jump so far

Fly so low to the ground

So high in the sky

He is made of sticks and wax

(Icarus)

Maybe he shall burn

Fictional polytheism idea;

God is just some pretty gay person- he is in love with all of him friends and they are all in love with him (its a gay friend group, what else would they be?)

They have little to no cosmic power, their friends have a lot.

Every once in a while they're just like "hey wouldn't it be funny...." or "it would be so fucked if [describes humanity]"

And then his friends make it happen becaude they dont know how to flirt.

Bomus points if said friends try to court him by copying their favourite human things, regardless of if said things have anything to do with romance to humans.