Combine Your First Real Fandom With Your Current One To Create A Terrible, Terrible Au

combine your first real fandom with your current one to create a terrible, terrible au

GUESS WHO MADE A JOKE ABOUT FAER BOYFRIENDS DOING THEATER AND GOT HIT WITH NOT ONLY 'most people/ I could never do that' BUT ALSO 'I mean.... as long as everyone knows, I guess'

GIVE ME POLY SHIPS PLS IM FUCKING DOING THIS

If I get asked 'who's dating who' one more time I'm going to write an angsty vent fic for a poly ship I barely care about out of pure spite.

Traffic light fans claim they're normal and then go off on a rant about how Shrek is cheating on an anime catgirl with Kakashi

From the magic

Came a child

(Icarus)

He blinked at the sky

'Father?' He begged

Maybe he is naive

Listening to his fathers

To the lore, to the law

(Icarus)

Maybe he is wrong

To think he is safe

To be secure in the sky and on the ground

To wish in a fountain

Upon to dirt and soil

(Icarus)

Maybe he is stupid

Unaware of the power of the heavens

Of the kings and crowns

(Icarus)

Maybe he should not jump so far

Fly so low to the ground

So high in the sky

He is made of sticks and wax

(Icarus)

Maybe he shall burn

visiting other social medias while my home-hell-site is a different one is the funniest thing.

Instagram and TikTok? sitting in the corner by the snack table staring ominously at the rest of the party.

Reddit? watching a dumpster fire that never stops burning.

Tumblr? being a random cryptid and accidentally walking in on a witch coven- before I can leave, they place a pointy hat on my head. I have a great afternoon.