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This Is So Cute-

This is so cute-

𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐒 — 𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 : mikey, draken, mitsuya, kazutora, chifuyu

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 : pregnancy , tad of angst in kazutora’s?

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𝐌. (𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘) 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐎

don’t hate me when i say this

but mikey would be a.. below average dad

i mean this mf would teach his kid how to kick ass at the age of 5

he truly does mean well though

he loves the shit outta his children

bonten mikey would be hesitant on having kids at first, since he didn’t want them to get tangled up in his business

but after some months of figuring how to keep his family safe, you finally decided to have said family

would most definitely spoil his baby

iced out in a chain with their name on it for sure ( LMFAOO )

throughout your pregnancy, he was still a menace don’t get me wrong, but he was trying at least

if you wanted one of his snacks, he’d initially hesitate, but hands it to you either way

so gentle with his baby

as if they were made of glass

when he first held them, he started crying with a wobbly smile on his face

when they’re a toddler, mikey tries getting them to say ‘dada’ instead of ‘mama’

ofc he makes it a competition

𝐊. (𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐍) 𝐑𝐘𝐔𝐆𝐔𝐉𝐈

yk those pictures where the dad is all big and scary looking and then there’s his lil daughter next to him?

yeah, that’s draken

if you had a girl, she would definitely be a daddy’s girl

those cute lil onesies n all

if you had a boy, he would be equally as happy

would have mitsuya make matching shirts

def teaches his kids how a motorcycle works

like it would be bring your kid to work day and you just see draken showing your toddler parts of a motorcycle

when he’s at work, he brags to inui about yall

“and here’s when the lil cutie finally said their first word. oh and—“

( poor inui LMFAO )

been around women his whole life, so he sorta knows the ups and down of pregnancy

he tries to help,

does it always work? pffff

takes so many pictures of you throughout the whole 9 months

draken was probably crying more than you when you gave birth just because he was so happy

he’s such a soft dad <33

𝐓. 𝐌𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐘𝐀

literally dad material

always has a picture of all of you in his wallet

mitsuya spends so much time playing with yalls kid

ik this is a given but he would design clothes for them

his child is his pride and joy

daddy/daughter day at work? best believe he’s taking your daughters with him

such a fun dad

you’ll wake up due to their laughter and you see them on the couch watching saturday morning cartoons

or he’ll try to do their hair for school

loves doing arts and crafts with his kids

taught them how to cook at a pretty young age

family cooking nights !!

he takes an embarrassing amount of pictures

when they’re first entering kindergarten? pictures

first day of middle school? pictures

literally entering college? pictures.

he means it in a good way tho <3

if your kids are interested in sewing as well, he’d be so excited

teaching them how to thread the sewing machine without stabbing themself

overall a perfect dad <33

𝐇. 𝐊𝐀𝐙𝐔𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐀

spoils his kids so much

if your kid brings up wanting a cat ONE TIME

all of a sudden you’ll find one in the arms of kazutora

and he’d be smiling

plays games with your kids

if it’s a baby girl just imagine all the cute shirts he’d buy for her

he’s not the best dad nor the worst

while you were pregnant, he definitely stressed himself out over whether he was gonna be a good dad or not

all the nights he spent reading books on how to be a good parental figure must’ve payed off

because when he first held his baby girl

he was speechless

his dusty yellow eyes glazed over with tears threatening to spill

kazutora would be so nervous when it comes to her actions

“she’s crying!! y/n she’s crying why is s—“ “she just needs her diaper changed, there’s diapers in the drawer, kazu” “oh”

clueless bby <3

he would try to give her the best childhood ever

going to every school event

going to the playground with her

everything

he just wants to see her smile and laugh and be happy

they do everything together

matching cat ears headbands for the both of them on halloween

such a daddy’s girl smh

𝐂. 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐎

chifuyu would play pirate with his kids idc

you would be the princess in danger that the both of them need to save

“our princess is in trouble! we must save her, captain!!”

gives his child a piggy back ride always

he doesn’t care if everybody looks at him weird, he will carry his baby

chifuyu is one of those dads who explains his kids whole family tree to them at age 3

headass over there like “Takemichi is your uncle who isn’t really your uncle but he’s here a lot so he basically is now”

such a funny dad

when you were pregnant, he would help you with everything

your feet hurt? he’s already massaging em

weird cravings? suddenly he’s gordon ramsey

emotional? dw, he’ll cry with you

when your child was born, he full blown sobbed

i mean lip trembling and ALL

he was so happy to see a mini version of the two of you

their tiny hand wrapping around his pinky was so adorable to him

chifuyu posts hella baby pictures on facebook

lowkey an embarrassing dad but he really loves em

reads bed time stories every. single. night.

it’s become a routine at this point

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⚫️ BAKI THE GRAPPLER HEADCANON : HOW THEY FIRST ACTED AROUND YOU AND THEIRS FIRST THOUGHTS ⚫️

( Basically how you met aha )

BAKI HANMA :

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You were a new student in his class, a foreigner, you’re here because of your father’s work

The teacher decided to place you next to Baki

This dork was sleeping when you entered the classroom and presented yourself so he didn’t even noticed you until the teacher yelled at him

When he opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was your beautiful smile next to him

He apologized with a small brush in his face which made you laugh

Since it’s your first day, you hadn’t your books yet so he proposed to share his with you by bringing his table closer to yours.

Trust me he never followed a class like he did when you were here aha

Awkwardly ask for your name at the end of the class

Probably ask if you want to eat with him at lunch

💭 : This girl is really cute, I wonder what’s her name ? Damn it why was I sleeping !

JACK HANMA :

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Ok first, sorry if you’re not but here you are very very clumsy and one day, you bumped into Jack Hammer in a tournament you were watching.

His didn’t even noticed you at first as he was very concentrated about the fight he was about to do

Everyone was so scared when he bows his head toward you

He found you so small and so cute that he didn’t even talk

You apologized to him like a normal person and you even asked him if he was ok which confused him because he was supposed to be the one asking lol

Seeing that he wasn’t answering, you decided to leave him after apologizing again and wishing him good luck for his fights

This interaction completely STRIIIIIIIIKE HIS HEART, he was blushing a little as he entered in the stadium.

After his fight ( that he won of course ) he was looking at the crowd to see you.

Maybe you’ll meet another time ;) probably in the same situation lol. He didn’t get your name but he would never forget your amazing F/c eyes full of kindness

💭 : This girl is so cute but why the hell is she asking me if I’m ok ? I don’t know why but I feels nice…

YUJIRO HANMA :

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You two surely met at the bar you were working for months

All employees were scared about meeting him and asking his order, so you had to do it because you could see he was feeling impatient

You tried acting normal and not scared but you couldn’t help but jump each time he was talking

He was supeeeeeeeeeeer flirty “ Sir have you decided ?” “ Yes I am but unfortunately you’re not on the menu” wink wink

You’re his favorite bar maid and apparently your cocktails are the best he ever drunk

Will touch your ass each time you walk next to him and cause you a HUUUGE BLUSH

He is scary but attractive at the same time

Him trying to have everything free by seducing you “ Hey doll, If you give me 5 bottles of Rhum, I engage myself to make you scream of pleasure for the rest of the week”

💭 : Ow..The barista looks hot tonight, let’s see if I can get some

RETSU :

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You two met at the mall in very a weird situation because you got stuck in an elevator

You were not alone but you were a little scared of his heigh and his rude gaze

Your thougt completely changed when he started helping a poor old lady who was panicking ans surely clostrophobic

You helped him since you’re not bad at calming people ans you two started to simpatize

You fonded him very nice ans caring behing his scary look

After the elevator probelm solved, you two talked for a while outside the mall

Since it was late, he escorted you to your appartment 

You finally got his number and a date. you were super happy about it 

He found it so cute ans wished you a good night 

💭 :  I never thought, i would met a girl like her today 

SIKORSKY:

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During his adventure in Tokyo, Sikorsky went to the store where you were working to buy foods

You didn’t noticed him until he came to you for paying his things

You almost lost yourself in his beautiful blue eyes, which were pretty rare in Japan and he smirked 

As you were scanning his ramens, you two started to talk, i mean, he strated flirting with you hehe

ask for your name and even try to make you laugh which he did because of hs charming attitude

inside of him, he is glad that you didn’t understand he was a criminal, so you’re not really afraid expect about his heigh maybe

The guy behing him started to get angry because he was slowing you down and he was busy

The angry customer got a huuuuuuuge kick in the stomach which made him fly at the other side of the store, you were shocked as Sikorsky finished giving money to you

He leaved peacefully after giving you his name and a wink. 

💭 :  I’ll come back at the send of the week pretty lady ! I hope you’ll be here again !

KATOU :

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This thug probably saw you in a famous nightclub in Tokyo

Was drunk for suuuuuuure

Hit on you the second your eyes met ans stay the whole night with you

Wanted you to finish in his bed but even if his compagny ws great, you didn’t

Is supeeeeer disapointed but don’t argue with you since he thinks he got feelings for you and not only lust

Using nicknames all the night because didn’t get your name ( you’re playing the mysterious young lady of the club aha ) like : Sexy, Doll, Hottie 

Glare at everyone who look at you two when you’re dancing together 

Is very proud because thanks to you he can make all the man of the club jealouuuuuuuuuuuus

Buy you the Taxi when you went home, he felt really sad because you didn’t tell him your name. The next morning, he noticed that during the party you took his phone and add your number in it :) He yelled in joy.

💭 :  Wow ! Looks like going to the club with the guys was a super idea..Hi cutie !

HANAYAMA :

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Our favorite Yakuza was smoking outside of his building when he saw you on the other side of the street

As he was watching you, he noticed your amazing presence and beauty

You’re a foreigner for suuuuuuure

As you walked peacefully with an ice cream in your hand, two thugs accidentally bumped into you and you dropped your ice cream on their outfits

They started to threaten you in front of everyone and nobody was moving to help you

Well expect Hanayama who saw the whole scene and apppeared right behind them as they were about to slap you in the face

He broke their hands before giving them a warning and let them go

He asked you if you were ok and proposed to buy you another ice cream and ask for your name

You finally spent an hour with him before he had to go for “ business” lol he got your number and never told you he was the most dangerous yakuza of Tokyo.

💭 : That woman surely needs help, how these fuckers dare threaten a lovely woman on my territory.

Guuuuuuuys I’m so sorry 😭 Doyle ans Katsumi were supposed to be there but I had no idea for them


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The short adventures of Bonten's No4 part 3

Bonten x f reader

Warnings- Slight manga spoilers, mentions of drowning

Summary: Y/N is Bonten's first female member, she's their skilled and deadly No4. So why can't she just visit the beach alone?

Ch3- Beach episode

Once again you find yourself dying of boredom in a meeting room. Sure the meeting started off as being important and somewhat interesting but it's been five hours. Five long hours of listening to Koko and Takeomi go on and on about finances and the importance of something?

Actually you're not really sure what they're talking about anymore and it looks like you aren't the only one.

Mikey fell asleep a while ago, no one has dared to try and wake him yet.

Ran appears to be on his phone, you can see the faint light under the desk. He's probably texting Rindou about something since Rindou also keeps glancing under the desk.

Mochi is twirling a pen around, seemingly lost in thought.

And Sanzu has taken to throwing pieces of paper at you, your fingers practically itch with how badly you want to throw the paper back at him. But no, giving him attention is probably what he wants so it's best to ignore him and his stupid paper for now. But you're still so bored, when will this end? In your boredom you decide to straighten out one of the papers Sanzu threw at you.

A magazine page? It seemed to be a holiday advert of some kind with a beautiful sunny beach and sparkling sea. You hadn't visited the beach in months, too busy with work. But you really needed a break, no you deserve a break. As soon as this meeting ends you're going to walk up to Mikey and demand a day off for a beach trip!

Everyone in the room is staring at you.....

You quickly sit back down, you hadn't realised that you jumped up and shouted the last bit out. Your excitement clearly getting the better of you. Kakucho who was the only one paying attention, sighs and is probably about to scold you for interrupting when Mikey cuts him off.

"A group trip to the beach sounds nice." Mikey has a small smile on his face and appears to be deep in thought before nodding.

You try not to punch the air in excitement. Victory! You were going to get your nice relaxing beach trip.......wait did he say group beach trip?

2 days later

You're clinging onto Takeomi as his bike races towards the beach. You're not sure why Mikey insisted you all rode bikes to the beach instead of cars, it seems like an odd choice. But you don't complain as the wind rushes through your hair. Takeomi's definitely a safe choice to ride with, especially when compared with the others. He actually seemed happy when you chose him too, giving you a smile and telling you to hold on tight.

The ride actually doesn't last as long as you would've liked but at least you're finally at the beach. If only all of them weren't here with you. Well it's not actually all of them since Sanzu isn't here. After all someone had to be left in charge of Japan's no1 criminal gang for the day. And it's not like Sanzu can do that much damage in one day right?

You then faintly hear manical laughter and police sirens in the distance.

"Hey did anybody else-" You shake your head before you can finish your question. You must be imagining things, looks like you really do need this beach break.

You quickly change into your swimsuit at the changing stations then grab your beach towel and walk away from the others, wanting to find a nice private place to relax.

Eyes...someone's watching you.

You feel your instincts kick in and quickly turn around wanting to locate the threat. Only to find all of your colleagues following you. What are they, children!? So you pick up the pace, maybe they'll get the hint? You turn around again only to find them still following you. So you do the only logical thing, you start running as well as you can on the sand. You feel good about this, surely after literally running away they'll understand. Or not?

You grunt as you're tackled to the sand, lips press close to your ear as someone whispers to you.

"So what's my prize for catching you?" It's Ran, you would recognise that voice anywhere. So you give him his "prize", an elbow to the face. He immediately backs off and holds his now bleeding nose. The others catch up and compliment you for the fun "game" you started. You just sigh and give up, lying your beach towel down. Looks like you'll be spending the day with them after all.

The majority of your group heads straight for the sea, leaving only a small number of you on the beach towels. Glancing over at Ran you feel slightly guilty at maybe breaking his nose, so you offer him a drink from the cooler. He takes it and winks at you, nevermind you should've hit him harder.

Koko is sitting under an umbrella typing away at his laptop, you roll your eyes of course he just had to bring work with him.

"Koko, don't you at least want to try and relax?" You move his laptop to the side as you question him. Koko gives his usual response of frowning at you and lecturing you about the importance of boring things like work. So you decide to take his relaxation into your own hands by pouncing on him, effectively forcing him to lie down. You smile down at him while suggesting he sleep or at least try to think about something relaxing.

"And how am I supposed to relax when you're trying to crush me?" You gasp at his rude comment, you're helping not crushing him! Koko then childishly sticks his tongue out at you before flipping you both over, putting himself on top of you.

"Oh so a war is what you want? A war is what you'll get Koko!" You warn before flipping you both over again. You both continue like this for a while, play fighting each other for who gets to lay on top of the other one. Neither of you even notice Ran recording the whole time. The war eventually ends when you both roll straight into Takeomi, who quickly separates the two of you. But one look at Koko's grinning face tells you that you successfully got him to relax.

You decide you're done with sitting in the shade and want some sun, so you start applying suncream to your body. Hmm but what to do about your back? You try your hardest but you just can't reach and the only other people around you are Ran, Koko and Takeomi. There's no way you can trust Ran or Koko with this, what if they leave bits to create some kind of sunburnt message? So Takeomi it is, though you do feel a little guilty since he seems busy enjoying his book right now. But this is an emergency!

"Takeomi, could you put suncream on my back? Pretty please?" You flutter your eyelashes at him, doing your best to get him to agree. He seems startled by your request but nods his head and motions for you to lie down. You gasp slightly at the cold sensation when he starts but quickly relax as he starts rubbing the suncream in.

Is it always this relaxing? You vaguely wonder. But no you quickly realise Takeomi isn't just applying the suncream to you, he's practically massaging it into you. Well it's not like you're going to give up a free massage right? You let yourself relax and get into it. Which you quickly realise is a mistake when you let out a moan. Takeomi freezes while Ran and Koko snigger at you. You quickly jump up and run off shouting your thanks to Takeomi but wanting to get out of that embarrassing situation quickly. You don't even notice the light blush on all three of the men's cheeks.

While running away from that situation you run straight into Mochi, who grins at you.

"Just who I was hoping to see. Some guys challenged me to a 2v2 beach volleyball match, wanna partner up?" You enthusiastically nod at Mochi's request, just happy to have something else to think about.

You get to the makeshift court to find a small orange haired guy with a dark haired guy waiting for you. You smirk, they don't look too intimidating, you're sure you and Mochi can take them....

Ok so you were very very wrong, turned out they were like volleyball gods or something. You and Mochi had failed to score even a single point yet, you two had to think of something and fast. Luckily just as Mochi served the ball a distraction came up, the sound of Mikey loudly complaining about being hungry. Both the orange and dark haired guys turned around just as you slammed the ball down onto their side of the line.

You and Mochi loudly cheer as he picks you up and spins you around. Both of you loudly celebrating your one point against their many. But it doesn't matter because at least you beat them once, you both give up after that, after all it's clear who the overall winner of the match is.

You thank the men for the match then head off towards the sea, it'll be a waste to come to the beach without going in the water. But just before you can get to the water Ran comes running towards you. He frantically gestures towards something begging for your help. You squint towards what he's pointing at and gasp.

It's Rindou, he's wet and lying motionless on the beach. You sprint towards him trying to remember anything about CPR. A crowd forms around you as you start chest compressions on him, but nothing happens. What's the other thing you're supposed to do again? The kiss thing?

Leaning down towards Rindou, you take a big breath before pushing your lips to his. Your about to blow the air into his lungs when you suddenly feel him kissing you back. His hands wrap around you as he deepens the kiss, your mind goes blank for a moment in shock. You would be lying if you said it wasn't a good kiss but now isn't the time! As soon as you regain your senses you push away from him.

"See Ran i told you it would work." Oh you get it now, so the whole thing was just a set up, another stupid prank. And to think you were actually worried about this jerk. You storm off towards the sea ignoring the haitani brothers attempts to call you back.

Of course Rindou just follows you, swimming after you.

"Look y/n I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push things too far. I didn't mean to make you worry, drowning isn't a joke." You turn around ready to argue back with him that you weren’t worried when another voice suddenly calls out to Rindou.

"Drowning!? Who's drowning!?" It's Kakucho, of course he would worry about someone potentially drowning.

"Oh it's nothing, it's just y/n-"

"Y/n is drowning!?" Kakucho interrupts Rindou before he can finish explaining. And swiftly swims towards you, before you can even get a word out Kakucho wraps his arms around you and begins dragging you back to shore. You try to squirm out of his grip but Kakucho firmly holds on, a look of determination on his face. He pulls you onto the shore and worriedly checks you over. And no matter how many times you tell him you're fine he doesn't stop. When he's eventually satisfied that you're not dying he pulls you into a tight hug.

"Don't scare me like that again." Kakucho practically whispers the words but you still manage to catch them. He eventually separates from you after hearing Mikey and Koko's yelling that they have ice cream. You both glance awkwardly at each other before running off the join the others for ice cream.

You then all sit on the beach towels to enjoy your sweet treats. You happily lick your ice cream trying to ignore all the other things that have gone wrong today. But your so deep in thought that you don't notice your ice cream dripping down your wrist. However somebody else does notice.

You're first aware of the situation when Mikey grabs your wrist, before you have a chance to ask what's wrong he lifts your wrist to his mouth and licks it. You open your mouth in shock as Mikey continues to lick and suck the ice cream from your wrist. He suddenly stops, then starts leaning closer to you before suddenly licking your cheek.

"You had some ice cream there too, you really shouldn't waste good ice cream y/n." Mikey lightly scolds as you just nod, still too confused about what just happened.

You still found yourself lost in deep thought when a familiar pink haired man came running onto the beach. Sanzu was waving his arms around and yelling about a van when he approached the rest of Bonten. You didn't even notice everyone hurriedly picking up the towels and running until you felt yourself being picked up and thrown over someone's shoulder. The pink hair was a dead giveaway as to who was carrying you away from your beach day.

"Miss me, y/n?" You just sigh at him in response, you had no idea what trouble he had caused that needed all of Bonten's attention. But after today you found yourself surprisingly looking forward to getting back to work.

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