Damn Shawty Bae

Damn shawty bae

If I can't have your genes, then please just give it to my children's... lemme just yk …▄█▀█●

Please.. I beg of you

ㅡnow i'm turning to dust in a world that's twisted, don't come searching when i go missing.%★!

𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐲𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬: 𝐒𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞

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I don't know if I wanna be him or be with him.

The short adventures of Bonten's No4 part 3

Bonten x f reader

Warnings- Slight manga spoilers, mentions of drowning

Summary: Y/N is Bonten's first female member, she's their skilled and deadly No4. So why can't she just visit the beach alone?

Ch3- Beach episode

Once again you find yourself dying of boredom in a meeting room. Sure the meeting started off as being important and somewhat interesting but it's been five hours. Five long hours of listening to Koko and Takeomi go on and on about finances and the importance of something?

Actually you're not really sure what they're talking about anymore and it looks like you aren't the only one.

Mikey fell asleep a while ago, no one has dared to try and wake him yet.

Ran appears to be on his phone, you can see the faint light under the desk. He's probably texting Rindou about something since Rindou also keeps glancing under the desk.

Mochi is twirling a pen around, seemingly lost in thought.

And Sanzu has taken to throwing pieces of paper at you, your fingers practically itch with how badly you want to throw the paper back at him. But no, giving him attention is probably what he wants so it's best to ignore him and his stupid paper for now. But you're still so bored, when will this end? In your boredom you decide to straighten out one of the papers Sanzu threw at you.

A magazine page? It seemed to be a holiday advert of some kind with a beautiful sunny beach and sparkling sea. You hadn't visited the beach in months, too busy with work. But you really needed a break, no you deserve a break. As soon as this meeting ends you're going to walk up to Mikey and demand a day off for a beach trip!

Everyone in the room is staring at you.....

You quickly sit back down, you hadn't realised that you jumped up and shouted the last bit out. Your excitement clearly getting the better of you. Kakucho who was the only one paying attention, sighs and is probably about to scold you for interrupting when Mikey cuts him off.

"A group trip to the beach sounds nice." Mikey has a small smile on his face and appears to be deep in thought before nodding.

You try not to punch the air in excitement. Victory! You were going to get your nice relaxing beach trip.......wait did he say group beach trip?

2 days later

You're clinging onto Takeomi as his bike races towards the beach. You're not sure why Mikey insisted you all rode bikes to the beach instead of cars, it seems like an odd choice. But you don't complain as the wind rushes through your hair. Takeomi's definitely a safe choice to ride with, especially when compared with the others. He actually seemed happy when you chose him too, giving you a smile and telling you to hold on tight.

The ride actually doesn't last as long as you would've liked but at least you're finally at the beach. If only all of them weren't here with you. Well it's not actually all of them since Sanzu isn't here. After all someone had to be left in charge of Japan's no1 criminal gang for the day. And it's not like Sanzu can do that much damage in one day right?

You then faintly hear manical laughter and police sirens in the distance.

"Hey did anybody else-" You shake your head before you can finish your question. You must be imagining things, looks like you really do need this beach break.

You quickly change into your swimsuit at the changing stations then grab your beach towel and walk away from the others, wanting to find a nice private place to relax.

Eyes...someone's watching you.

You feel your instincts kick in and quickly turn around wanting to locate the threat. Only to find all of your colleagues following you. What are they, children!? So you pick up the pace, maybe they'll get the hint? You turn around again only to find them still following you. So you do the only logical thing, you start running as well as you can on the sand. You feel good about this, surely after literally running away they'll understand. Or not?

You grunt as you're tackled to the sand, lips press close to your ear as someone whispers to you.

"So what's my prize for catching you?" It's Ran, you would recognise that voice anywhere. So you give him his "prize", an elbow to the face. He immediately backs off and holds his now bleeding nose. The others catch up and compliment you for the fun "game" you started. You just sigh and give up, lying your beach towel down. Looks like you'll be spending the day with them after all.

The majority of your group heads straight for the sea, leaving only a small number of you on the beach towels. Glancing over at Ran you feel slightly guilty at maybe breaking his nose, so you offer him a drink from the cooler. He takes it and winks at you, nevermind you should've hit him harder.

Koko is sitting under an umbrella typing away at his laptop, you roll your eyes of course he just had to bring work with him.

"Koko, don't you at least want to try and relax?" You move his laptop to the side as you question him. Koko gives his usual response of frowning at you and lecturing you about the importance of boring things like work. So you decide to take his relaxation into your own hands by pouncing on him, effectively forcing him to lie down. You smile down at him while suggesting he sleep or at least try to think about something relaxing.

"And how am I supposed to relax when you're trying to crush me?" You gasp at his rude comment, you're helping not crushing him! Koko then childishly sticks his tongue out at you before flipping you both over, putting himself on top of you.

"Oh so a war is what you want? A war is what you'll get Koko!" You warn before flipping you both over again. You both continue like this for a while, play fighting each other for who gets to lay on top of the other one. Neither of you even notice Ran recording the whole time. The war eventually ends when you both roll straight into Takeomi, who quickly separates the two of you. But one look at Koko's grinning face tells you that you successfully got him to relax.

You decide you're done with sitting in the shade and want some sun, so you start applying suncream to your body. Hmm but what to do about your back? You try your hardest but you just can't reach and the only other people around you are Ran, Koko and Takeomi. There's no way you can trust Ran or Koko with this, what if they leave bits to create some kind of sunburnt message? So Takeomi it is, though you do feel a little guilty since he seems busy enjoying his book right now. But this is an emergency!

"Takeomi, could you put suncream on my back? Pretty please?" You flutter your eyelashes at him, doing your best to get him to agree. He seems startled by your request but nods his head and motions for you to lie down. You gasp slightly at the cold sensation when he starts but quickly relax as he starts rubbing the suncream in.

Is it always this relaxing? You vaguely wonder. But no you quickly realise Takeomi isn't just applying the suncream to you, he's practically massaging it into you. Well it's not like you're going to give up a free massage right? You let yourself relax and get into it. Which you quickly realise is a mistake when you let out a moan. Takeomi freezes while Ran and Koko snigger at you. You quickly jump up and run off shouting your thanks to Takeomi but wanting to get out of that embarrassing situation quickly. You don't even notice the light blush on all three of the men's cheeks.

While running away from that situation you run straight into Mochi, who grins at you.

"Just who I was hoping to see. Some guys challenged me to a 2v2 beach volleyball match, wanna partner up?" You enthusiastically nod at Mochi's request, just happy to have something else to think about.

You get to the makeshift court to find a small orange haired guy with a dark haired guy waiting for you. You smirk, they don't look too intimidating, you're sure you and Mochi can take them....

Ok so you were very very wrong, turned out they were like volleyball gods or something. You and Mochi had failed to score even a single point yet, you two had to think of something and fast. Luckily just as Mochi served the ball a distraction came up, the sound of Mikey loudly complaining about being hungry. Both the orange and dark haired guys turned around just as you slammed the ball down onto their side of the line.

You and Mochi loudly cheer as he picks you up and spins you around. Both of you loudly celebrating your one point against their many. But it doesn't matter because at least you beat them once, you both give up after that, after all it's clear who the overall winner of the match is.

You thank the men for the match then head off towards the sea, it'll be a waste to come to the beach without going in the water. But just before you can get to the water Ran comes running towards you. He frantically gestures towards something begging for your help. You squint towards what he's pointing at and gasp.

It's Rindou, he's wet and lying motionless on the beach. You sprint towards him trying to remember anything about CPR. A crowd forms around you as you start chest compressions on him, but nothing happens. What's the other thing you're supposed to do again? The kiss thing?

Leaning down towards Rindou, you take a big breath before pushing your lips to his. Your about to blow the air into his lungs when you suddenly feel him kissing you back. His hands wrap around you as he deepens the kiss, your mind goes blank for a moment in shock. You would be lying if you said it wasn't a good kiss but now isn't the time! As soon as you regain your senses you push away from him.

"See Ran i told you it would work." Oh you get it now, so the whole thing was just a set up, another stupid prank. And to think you were actually worried about this jerk. You storm off towards the sea ignoring the haitani brothers attempts to call you back.

Of course Rindou just follows you, swimming after you.

"Look y/n I'm sorry, I didn't mean to push things too far. I didn't mean to make you worry, drowning isn't a joke." You turn around ready to argue back with him that you weren’t worried when another voice suddenly calls out to Rindou.

"Drowning!? Who's drowning!?" It's Kakucho, of course he would worry about someone potentially drowning.

"Oh it's nothing, it's just y/n-"

"Y/n is drowning!?" Kakucho interrupts Rindou before he can finish explaining. And swiftly swims towards you, before you can even get a word out Kakucho wraps his arms around you and begins dragging you back to shore. You try to squirm out of his grip but Kakucho firmly holds on, a look of determination on his face. He pulls you onto the shore and worriedly checks you over. And no matter how many times you tell him you're fine he doesn't stop. When he's eventually satisfied that you're not dying he pulls you into a tight hug.

"Don't scare me like that again." Kakucho practically whispers the words but you still manage to catch them. He eventually separates from you after hearing Mikey and Koko's yelling that they have ice cream. You both glance awkwardly at each other before running off the join the others for ice cream.

You then all sit on the beach towels to enjoy your sweet treats. You happily lick your ice cream trying to ignore all the other things that have gone wrong today. But your so deep in thought that you don't notice your ice cream dripping down your wrist. However somebody else does notice.

You're first aware of the situation when Mikey grabs your wrist, before you have a chance to ask what's wrong he lifts your wrist to his mouth and licks it. You open your mouth in shock as Mikey continues to lick and suck the ice cream from your wrist. He suddenly stops, then starts leaning closer to you before suddenly licking your cheek.

"You had some ice cream there too, you really shouldn't waste good ice cream y/n." Mikey lightly scolds as you just nod, still too confused about what just happened.

You still found yourself lost in deep thought when a familiar pink haired man came running onto the beach. Sanzu was waving his arms around and yelling about a van when he approached the rest of Bonten. You didn't even notice everyone hurriedly picking up the towels and running until you felt yourself being picked up and thrown over someone's shoulder. The pink hair was a dead giveaway as to who was carrying you away from your beach day.

"Miss me, y/n?" You just sigh at him in response, you had no idea what trouble he had caused that needed all of Bonten's attention. But after today you found yourself surprisingly looking forward to getting back to work.

Link to ao3 below

the fact that langa is well aware of his handwriting skills and still had the audacity to go to cherry’s for a job makes me crY