>be Me.

>be me.

>16 years old boy with an older sister, father and mother.

>Dad comes to me yesterday and begs me to accompany him the day after to the acquarium and he's ready to do anything for it.

> I ask a new pc and he agrees.

> epic win.

>Today I wait in the car for him to show up for half an hour.

>not a great start.

>Then my sister's boyfriend shows up for a date with her.

>Nice guy, her first friend, started dating for some days, nothing special.

>Dad barges out of the fucking door and kidnaps the guy

> wtf.jpeg

>He ubducts him and brings him to the acquarium with me.

>spent the whole day with my dad testing the poor guy by making him pay for his own ticket, destroy him in arcade games and subjecting him to a 2 hours nerd fish fact's lecture.

>Guy fucking nails each test.

> I start to think dad has developed a crush on the guy.

>Spent a nice afternoon with both of them, had a blast during the dolphin's show.

>At last on the marine boat finally some peace.

>Out of nowhere the guy says that he'll take care of my sister with the most confident and lovely dovely tone I ever heard.

>Don't elaborate.

How can I be this fucking Chad? Can I have some suggestion??

“once you become entangled with mr. zhongli, there’s no getting away from him at all.”

character tales ☆ zhongli: an additional expense

u in egypt rn? cuz ur in the nile

I'm kidding.

HES LIKE MY DREAM HUSBAND, FUCK

OMG CHIFUYU, YOU'RE SO GOOD LOOKING, JUST A WHIFF 🥺🥺🥺🥺

PLEASE.....

Sano Sexual ... 😍 /j

SHINICHIRO SANO & WAKASA IMAUSHI

Black Dragons Founding Members

Black Dragon's Leader and Special Attack Unit Captain

not me realizing these look like matching icons :'))