Komi San Has A Communication Disorder - Tumblr Posts
I made this a long ago, but its still one of my favourites.
komi, tadano, and najimi my beloved
Tadano Hitohito has a communication disorder
He is compulsively average.
Tadano's 'average persona' is an affectation.
He reads the minds of his classmates so that he could make the choice an average person would make.
He speaks in a way that is calculated to be 'average', but sounds overly formal because it is an affectation.
He is skilled enough in a variety of activities like baseball to present himself as average as possible when he engages in such activities. So much so that even Najimi considers Tadano to be so average, there is no point paying attention to him.
Which is what Tadano wants. As a reaction to his chunni days.
Tadano's communication disorder is that he is 'average'.
Kishi Himeko's Prosthetics
Kishi Himeko's right arm and leg are prosthetics.
An accident in her youth resulted in amputations and Kishi was fitted for prosthetics.
To make Kishi feel better one of Kishi's friends, possibly Yamai the Yandere, helped design the prosthetics to look like a Knight's armor.
Kishi was inspired by Gottfried "Götz" von Berlichingen. Also known as Götz of the Iron Hand, who was a German Imperial Knight.
Kishi thus became the 'Knight' of Itan Private Highschool. It was the only school that accepted Kishi's knight fetish without question.
Tadano Hitomi's Communication Disorder
I am not exactly sure, but I believe that Hitomi's disorder is that she is living vicariously through Komi Sadayoshi.
Perhaps due to the example set by her brother, Hitomi is dedicated to maintaining the 'normal girl' persona like Hitohito does. However, Hitomi wants to live an interesting High-School life. Especially the High-School Life of an interesting boy.
Hitomi's desire to live a Boy's High-School life can be seen in her hobbies. Such as Judo and Football.
'Befriending' Sadayoshi allows Hitomi to live the HighSchool Boy's life vicariously by turning Sadayoshi into her puppet. This way, Hitomi can talk about the things boys generally like.
And play boy's games like soccer.
Therefore, it is possible that Hitomi's communication disorder is that 'she wants to be one of the boys'. Or a boy, perhaps?
>be me.
>16 years old boy with an older sister, father and mother.
>Dad comes to me yesterday and begs me to accompany him the day after to the acquarium and he's ready to do anything for it.
> I ask a new pc and he agrees.
> epic win.
>Today I wait in the car for him to show up for half an hour.
>not a great start.
>Then my sister's boyfriend shows up for a date with her.
>Nice guy, her first friend, started dating for some days, nothing special.
>Dad barges out of the fucking door and kidnaps the guy
> wtf.jpeg
>He ubducts him and brings him to the acquarium with me.
>spent the whole day with my dad testing the poor guy by making him pay for his own ticket, destroy him in arcade games and subjecting him to a 2 hours nerd fish fact's lecture.
>Guy fucking nails each test.
> I start to think dad has developed a crush on the guy.
>Spent a nice afternoon with both of them, had a blast during the dolphin's show.
>At last on the marine boat finally some peace.
>Out of nowhere the guy says that he'll take care of my sister with the most confident and lovely dovely tone I ever heard.
>Don't elaborate.
How can I be this fucking Chad? Can I have some suggestion??
In love with an older woman
Ship: shousuke x f!reader
Summery: shousuke falls in love with an older girl who is also a friend of his older sister.
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The teen boy stared at the photo of him and his crush. He then just sighs and lie down on his bed. He hate how much energy he is wasting on this stupid crush thingy but then again he really can't help it.. his heart just don't wanna do what his brain is telling him to do.
"Um is your stomach okay?" Y/n asked the female who was lying in bed as if her soul had left her body. Yamai slowly turned her head towards the e/c eye girl.
"It was okay..." yamai mumbled "but now it's not since you have remained me of it." She hold her stomach in as she looked as if she doesn't even have the energy to react in pain..
Y/n sweatdrop and mumbled a quiet "sorry" before going in on her own bed. Now that she was lying in her bed, all the things that happened was going on her mind.
It was a long day with a lot of events happening after all.
But one memory that stood out the most in today's memory was shousuke giving her piggyback, She still remembered how good he had smelled.
A smile appeared her face without her even noticing as she fall asleep slowly.
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The next day has arrived and all the students have eaten their breakfast and is getting ready for the activities.
Y/n praying it would be something simple so her leg can get a rest and she can injoy it too.
And lucky for her, it is the beach day, Which also means hot abs!.
Both Hitomi and y/n high-five each other with a yay! But her happiness went down the drain when she realized her swim suit is too tight on her since it's from her junior high..
But Agari got her back. "Thanks a lot agari chan!" Y/n thanked her and went into the restroom to change into the swimsuit agari gave her.
"Got you!" Y/n yelled as she pushed the button of the water gun. The water from the gun hit Otori making her out from the game.
"Ah I'm out" otori turned towards y/n in a slow motion just to realize the girl is already gone.
'Otori, Chiarai and Onigashima are out so that means 15 are left' y/n counted as she kept moving on.
Right now all of them were playing, whoever got hit from the water gun is out.
[Agaki is out!] They announced "14 more then" y/n thought as she was walking but she heard some voices so he hide in the cave that was close by.
In the cave she show something shiny by her leg so she bend down to get it, and someone from behind hit her with the water making her out of the game.
She looked behind her to see the prince charming of the school. "Aw c'mon! Shousuke I thought you weren't serious about this" the teen pouts.
Shousuke ignored her and went out of the cave only to get shoot by Hitomi.
Y/n blasted out laughing saying 'he got the karma' while he only death glared at her.
And since the both of them are out, natsuki thought why not eat something and so here they are eating a ice cream.
"What flavor did you get?" Y/n asked shousuke but in response she got none. It seem like Cookies & Cream
"Can I try some?" She asked as she intensing stare at his ice cream. "I will give you some of mine too" She tried to convince him. "Pretty please with a cherry on top?" She gave him the puppy dog eyes, In the end he agreed.
She opened her mouth with "aahh" but shousuke only stare at her clueless or he seem to be. "Feed me" she said then opened her mouth again.
He blinked a few time then looked around and then finally feed her. "O- It's good!" She exclaimed as she looked at him with sparkle in her eyes.
"That's a indirect kiss" najimi popped out of nowhere give the 2 teen jumpscare.
After processing what najimi just said y/n's face 100 shades of red. "It's not!" she yelled and punch her in the arm. Hard.
"Ouch!" While najimi died in pain, y/n walked away in embarrassment while Also leaving a kinda blushing shousuke behind.
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The 3rd day as come and all the students are in bus same as last time y/n had to sit in the 1st year bus, but this time she took a sit beside ai since she didn't wanted to bother shousuke.
"Ai chan what are you looking at?" Y/n asked as she too then look at ai's phone. Ai was looking at the group picture they took at the beach.
She then noticed shousuke was looking at her in the picture with a unreadable expression.
"..."
"Nothing" ai said and changed the subject,
Y/n didn't push it further either.
Nothing really happened during the ride home, besides the fact that her motion sickness were acting up again.
Y/n got home and went straight to bed even the next day she was lazing around. Now finally she had to go to school again..
All the classes felt so long and boring nothing too new, and finally the bell rigged meaning it was lunch time.
Usually she ate lunch with her friends while talking, but today she isn't feeling like talking but instead she went to the rooftop to eat her lunch so she can be alone.
But little did she know someone also thought the same and went there.
The 1 year boy heard the door of the rooftop opened and he mentally beg to God "Don't let it be Hitomi.."
The boy was so scared that it's gonna be Hitomi and then he would get dragged.
But thankfully it was not.
When he saw that it was y/n and not his annoying classmate he Sigh in relief. "Ah shousuke kun?" Y/n look at him then thought for a second while the boy quietly watched her.
"You wouldn't mind if I ate with you right? I promise I won't be noisy!" She asked but he didn't answered instead he started eating his lunch.
"I will take that for a yes" she said then process to sit down beside him.
Both of them were eating their lunch in silence, it was comfortable while also shousuke taking a glance at the girl beside him a few times.
'Why is he so quiet?' He wondered, actually anybody would wonder the same since the teen girl is usually cheerful and bubbly.
Y/n was done eating and caught shousuke looking at her. "Is something wrong?" She asked and he immediately looked away.
She took that as an no and told him she was gonna go down since she's done eating.
she stood up and was about to go but a hand on her wrist stopped her from doing so. She looked back at the owner of the hand with wide eyes.
"Um shousuke kun?" He Snapped back out then looked at her face. 'Why did I do that..?' He thought to himself.
He was about to open his mouth to say something but someone interrupted him.
"SHOUSUKE ARE YOU HERE?" The voice of no other then tadono Hitomi echo though out the whole rooftop.
Shousuke hurriedly stood up and took y/n with him to hide. He CAN'T let Hitomi find him, Absolutely no.
He found a small place where Hitomi probably would miss so he put y/n then he got in to.
While shousuke was busy looking if Hitomi's coming, y/n was blushing red While her heart beat faster.
He was so close to her. And now that she took a closer look at him, he was indeed very pretty which only made her heart beat faster and louder.
When Hitomi finally left he looked behind. his eyes widened and so did y/n since both of were faces were 1 inch away.
He and y/n both backed away, y/n blushing hard while shousuke was slightly blushing and was panicking inside.
But one thing that went notice by him was that the older girl was holding her mouth as she looked anywhere but him.
And that's when it hit him.. they almost kissed!
"I-i gotta g-o" y/n shuttered and stumble onto her feet as she stood up then run off.
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From then now both would either avoid each other or would blush when talking (thought it was only y/n who were showing it)
And thought out the day she found herself thinking more about shousuke. She told herself "I can't have a crush on him! He would found me weird and creepy.."
And somehow she even convinced herself she didn't like him which was not true.
Both of them did hang out whenever their group meet and they again became comfortable with each other.
Soon y/n's birthday was coming and her friends were planning a surprise party for her.
At the middle of the class they would pass notes to each other, y/n would notice but wouldn't say anything. Still it bothered her, it made her think they all hiding something from her.
Or how when the school ends they would all leave her alone then she had to walk home all alone.
And even the 1st year were like that so day by day it made her more suspicious of them or at least made her feel they are avoiding her.
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The (h/c) haired girl went around asking her friends if they are forgetting something but they all okay no and shousuke literally ignored her.
'Did they all forgot my birthday..?' She thought as a frown starting appearing on her face.
School soon ended and y/n went to her group of friends to ask them if any of then wants to go home with her.
But all of them had left the frown was now bigger as she looked down it her feets, really trying to fight back her tears.
She looked up when he heard footsteps "shousuke?" She mumbled quietly while shousuke only stare at her, hard.
"..wanna walk home with me? Please" she fidgets with her fingers while not looking at him. But she did looked up when she heard him walk then he looked behind and wait as if telepathically saying "Let's go"
Y/n gave him a smile and walked beside him. The whole school was kinda empty since it's been what 20 minutes Since it's closed?
Their walk was silent as expected but then y/n decided to broke it. "You know it's my birthday today.." she pause before continuing again.
"But I think everyone forgot" she then looked at him, not expecting him to look at her with warm loveable eyes..
But the second she blinked it was gone so she thought it was only her imagination.
10 minutes later someone blindfolded her with their hand but before the teenager girl could scream "it's me! Najimi so don't scream!" The girl Sigh'ed in relief but didn't asked questions.
Maybe because she already know whats gonna happen.
5 or so minutes later najimi let's go of y/n and as soon as he did y/n was surprised with a loud "HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N"
y/n looked around at her friends who all looked so happy and the balloons, the table with a cake which said 'happy birthday'
She put both of her hands on her mouth as the tears were coming of her eyes.
"I-" she pause before continuing "I thought you guys forgot and- or were ignoring me on purpose!!.." she cried as everyone panicked.
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After calming the birthday girl down everyone enjoyed, ate the amazing cake that was made by komi chan.
While everyone was laughing, chatting and basically goofing around there was that 1 person at the corner of the park being alone.
And you guessed it, it was none other then shousuke komi..
Y/n saw this and decided to mess with him because why not? So she picked up the last bite of the cake by her spoon and walked towards him.
"Hey shousuke!" She called out and he turned his head towards her, to see her coming towards him with a spoon in her hand.
She looked silly to everyone but to him she looked so beautiful at that moment that he couldn't help but stare at her with lovesick eyes.
"I'll give you the last piece of the cake!" She put the spoon full of cake near his mouth but then took it back giggling "just kidding!"
And just as she was about to put the spoon in her mouth a hand grabbed hers.
Her e/c eyes meet a dark purple one as shousuke ate the cake by her hand. And whispered "I like you" then left the dumbfounded girl along.
It took her good few seconds before processing what just happened and once she did her whole face went red.
"He likes me...?"
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Y/n spent the whole night thinking about shousuke's confession and that result in her not getting a single second sleep.
Dragging her ass to school while also making sure to avoid shousuke at any cost, was her goal which she failed miserably.
"H-hi" she stuttered as her face started turning redder and redder. "Hi" the boy who stood at front of her house quickly mumbled.
"Did you come to pick me up?" She looked up at him and asked. He replied with a nod "um okay then" even though she looked calm on the outside she was freaking out in the inside.
'AHH WHAT I DO!? I LOOK LIKE A DEAD RAT RIGHT NOW AND AND-' She came out of her thoughts when she felt death glares at her head.
"You know sometimes it seem like you hate me whenever you glare at me" as soon as she said that the boy's eyes went wide and she couldn't help but giggled at his cuteness.
'Maybe I do like him..?' This thought gave the h/c haired girl butterflys in the stomach as the her face started heating up. "Uh l-lets go!" She quickly started walking up ahead so he wouldn't be able to saw her face.
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"Damn.." she laughed "I didn't even realize how much I like you" she whispered low as a pinkish blush appeared on her cheeks.
Maybe it was the thought of seeing him hurt made her realized for sure that she too liked him.
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Y/n was in the infirmary room helping the nurse 'doing school work like this for extra points are so worth it!' She cheered and started wondering off since the nurse is out of the infirmary at the moment.
The door opened and y/n turns her head to say the nurse is out right now "o-OH MY GOD" she literally runs towards the injured person who was none other then shousuke komi.
"W-what happened to you?!" She asked as she saw the big red stain on his shoulder and a scratched on his left cheek.
"Fell" he exclaimed with the poker face. "No one gets their shudder bloody when they fall!" She yelled but anyone could tell she was worried and was about cry.
The first year was about to say something but the girl made him seat down while hurriedly trying to take the first aid kit which was on the top cabinet.
Shousuke only watched her.. it made a bit happy seeing how worried she is for him. But soon after stood up and helped her get the first aid kit. "Why a-" "It's red paint"
this time shousuke was the one who cut her off. "what?" She blinked dumbfounded, but then she let go of the breath she didn't even know she was holding.
At that moment she realized how much worried she was at even the thought of seeing him hurt. She turned behind towards shousuke who was standing right behind her.
And put her head on his chest, hearing his heart beat somehow made her calm down.
"Damn.." she laughed "I didn't even realize how much I like you" she whispered low as a pinkish blush appeared on her cheeks.
She then looked up at shousuke. His eyes widened from shock at what just happened. Which made the girl snapped out into her senses.
"ah! I'm sorry" she tried to back away but failed since there a medical cabinet right before her. She looked down embarrassed "I didn't mean to.. do that"
She flinched when she felt a arm wrapped around her. But calm down when her face hit shousuke chest, she wrapped her arm around him too as he whispered "I like you so much"