IVANMIZI BESTIES

IVANMIZI BESTIES

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

if i was c!quackity instead of a rival burger joint i would have opened a gourmet restaurant with an air of elegance and mystery, as well as dark and eerie but i would say "that's part of the ambience" with a little secret smile and it would be blue it would all be blue like the entire restaurant is underwater but the ceiling would look like the night's sky and everyone would say "oh it's so beautiful in here, i hope the food is as good as the build!" and i would say "oh it will be" and give that little secret smile again and then finally the restaurant would be done and of course i would have a grand opening because there's already this wonder and intrigue around the country, hell, around the smp, and i would invite every single person but i would send a special invitation to wilbur soot and take him to a little room on the side, just as beautiful but a little more private, and he would say something like, "well it's lovely, but it's making me more seasick than hungry" and he would think it's a dig that would make me lose my calm but i wouldn't, i'd just take a sip of my white wine and go back and forth with him until the waiter comes over with a covered tray and wilbur would say "i don't even get to order? not a very stable business practice, unless you're just trying to show off" and he'd sound smug like he thought i was just trying to prove i know him, and part of him is right, but the real reason is the restaurant only serves one thing one way. "your dinner is served," the waiter would say and put the tray between them, pulling off the top to reveal, "baked salmon with fresh herbs." that is what i would do if i was c!quackity

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

good shit