C!tntduo - Tumblr Posts
another tntduo sketch dump; these are more recent :v
also rant below vvv
a ccwilbur supprter interacted with my blog, and i was like no shot this guy must be joking. NO they were not, i saw a post saying something like “i support wilbur despite all this nonesense <3” (YES they worded like that. Gross) and im like. youre Disgusting. the fact that they treated his abusive behaviour like a joke is just. ugh. whatever. not exposing their blog, theres a chance thwyre doing this for attention whatever i blocked them already. its oretty obvious now that if u STILL suport cc wilbur, youre not welcome here. fuck the fuck off <3 thanks for reading if u did btw okei baii
if i was c!quackity instead of a rival burger joint i would have opened a gourmet restaurant with an air of elegance and mystery, as well as dark and eerie but i would say "that's part of the ambience" with a little secret smile and it would be blue it would all be blue like the entire restaurant is underwater but the ceiling would look like the night's sky and everyone would say "oh it's so beautiful in here, i hope the food is as good as the build!" and i would say "oh it will be" and give that little secret smile again and then finally the restaurant would be done and of course i would have a grand opening because there's already this wonder and intrigue around the country, hell, around the smp, and i would invite every single person but i would send a special invitation to wilbur soot and take him to a little room on the side, just as beautiful but a little more private, and he would say something like, "well it's lovely, but it's making me more seasick than hungry" and he would think it's a dig that would make me lose my calm but i wouldn't, i'd just take a sip of my white wine and go back and forth with him until the waiter comes over with a covered tray and wilbur would say "i don't even get to order? not a very stable business practice, unless you're just trying to show off" and he'd sound smug like he thought i was just trying to prove i know him, and part of him is right, but the real reason is the restaurant only serves one thing one way. "your dinner is served," the waiter would say and put the tray between them, pulling off the top to reveal, "baked salmon with fresh herbs." that is what i would do if i was c!quackity
pre ho16...
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Canon.
cquackity, smoking on the needle balcony : maybe living is the real revenge. he's dead and rotting and i ate his heart and i can have a thousand more valuable meals now with just a snap of my fingers. im on top of the world and he's down below the earth or in that fucking gym but some days it still feels like i'm under him.
cwilbur, drunk off his ass : can yuo put that out on me
i wrote a fic!
i'm,,, still writing a fic! the first chapter is up!
we got TNTduo! we got c!Slime! we got romance (soon)! we got angst (also soon)! we got c!Quackbur spite and arguing! we got it all, folks!
(I'll put the little summary thing below the link as well so it's visible here)
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“Hang on. What the fuck is that?” Wilbur asked, less-than-gently. The hand that he had used to block Quackity swept forward to gesture at the goo. “Manners, Wilbur,” a smug smirk appeared on Quackity’s face at the opportunity to belittle him, “I think you mean who the fuck is that?” “Oh, I’m sorry,” Wilbur’s apology was nowhere near sincere, sarcasm dripping off of it and following through into the harshness of his next words. “The fuck is that?”
Quackity has found a strange, goopy assistant to help him out around Las Nevadas, but his less than helpful houseguest, Wilbur, has some incredibly loud reservations about the involvement of Slime, and it causes tension to build between the two - in more ways than one.
i... cannot believe i posted a fic update on christmas, from a christmas event
like, to be fair, i don't actually celebrate christmas, but there's at least some humor there i think lmao
anyway uhhhhh i have a WIP tntduo + slime dsmp fic! you can see it here! its good!
thinking about how c!wilbur never really made a permanent home for himself after l'manberg because it was His Legacy and His Thing and then it got taken away from him
thinking about how c!quackity was intrinsically involved in the destruction of wilbur's l'manberg but even still wilbur didn't take issue with his involvement
thinking about how as soon as wilbur found out about las nevadas he wanted to join quackity in it
thinking about how the first real venture wilbur made to regain influence after his revival was a direct competition/rivalry with quackity
thinking about how the past mirrors the future or something and they will always be drawn apart and together like a newton's cradle that will never run out of momentum, crashing together then pushing each other away over and over and everything else is collateral damage because they are both each other's obsession and destruction and nothing else matters to them but their dance
okay actually i am not letting go of the newton's cradle thing from my last post and i want to expand on it
c!tntduo is just that - they're like a newton's cradle with only two balls and it never loses momentum because they ARE their own momentum, it's like instead of losing momentum every time they hit each other they grow stronger and stronger
and if you try to take one and hold it, keep it away from the other, you WILL eventually drop it and it will come back with more force than ever and restart the cycle all over again (see: wilbur's revival)
and because they are so strong and the cycle is so intense and unstoppable ANYTHING that gets in their way will just end up collateral damage and eventually either destroyed or tossed to the side so they can continue their dance (have you ever put your finger in a newton's cradle? dont)
they will continue crashing together and pushing away and repeating over and over and over again until the world takes them too far away to return to each other, and considering even death itself couldn't permanently keep wilbur away, it would take a lot to take them apart
they feed off of each other and fuel each other while simultaneously making each other infinitely worse because they are obsessed with each other while also destroying each other, an everlasting dance of testing their limits and testing each OTHER because gods forbid anything happens to them aside from the other
because otherwise the world itself will become the third ball in the middle of that newton's cradle and it will not survive the force of their obsession
they are saving each other and destroying each other and repairing each other and healing and loving and hating and purely obsessed with each other in their own kind of rhythm
the laws of physics cannot stop the newton's cradle if it itself redefines them
big fan of writing tntduo. BIIIIIIG big fan of writing tntduo
this feels like c!tntduo and no i cannot explain why
i wrote a fic!
i'm,,, still writing a fic! the first chapter is up!
we got TNTduo! we got c!Slime! we got romance (soon)! we got angst (also soon)! we got c!Quackbur spite and arguing! we got it all, folks!
(I'll put the little summary thing below the link as well so it's visible here)
-
“Hang on. What the fuck is that?” Wilbur asked, less-than-gently. The hand that he had used to block Quackity swept forward to gesture at the goo. “Manners, Wilbur,” a smug smirk appeared on Quackity’s face at the opportunity to belittle him, “I think you mean who the fuck is that?” “Oh, I’m sorry,” Wilbur’s apology was nowhere near sincere, sarcasm dripping off of it and following through into the harshness of his next words. “The fuck is that?”
Quackity has found a strange, goopy assistant to help him out around Las Nevadas, but his less than helpful houseguest, Wilbur, has some incredibly loud reservations about the involvement of Slime, and it causes tension to build between the two - in more ways than one.
i... cannot believe i posted a fic update on christmas, from a christmas event
like, to be fair, i don't actually celebrate christmas, but there's at least some humor there i think lmao
anyway uhhhhh i have a WIP tntduo + slime dsmp fic! you can see it here! its good!
thinking about how c!wilbur never really made a permanent home for himself after l'manberg because it was His Legacy and His Thing and then it got taken away from him
thinking about how c!quackity was intrinsically involved in the destruction of wilbur's l'manberg but even still wilbur didn't take issue with his involvement
thinking about how as soon as wilbur found out about las nevadas he wanted to join quackity in it
thinking about how the first real venture wilbur made to regain influence after his revival was a direct competition/rivalry with quackity
thinking about how the past mirrors the future or something and they will always be drawn apart and together like a newton's cradle that will never run out of momentum, crashing together then pushing each other away over and over and everything else is collateral damage because they are both each other's obsession and destruction and nothing else matters to them but their dance
okay actually i am not letting go of the newton's cradle thing from my last post and i want to expand on it
c!tntduo is just that - they're like a newton's cradle with only two balls and it never loses momentum because they ARE their own momentum, it's like instead of losing momentum every time they hit each other they grow stronger and stronger
and if you try to take one and hold it, keep it away from the other, you WILL eventually drop it and it will come back with more force than ever and restart the cycle all over again (see: wilbur's revival)
and because they are so strong and the cycle is so intense and unstoppable ANYTHING that gets in their way will just end up collateral damage and eventually either destroyed or tossed to the side so they can continue their dance (have you ever put your finger in a newton's cradle? dont)
they will continue crashing together and pushing away and repeating over and over and over again until the world takes them too far away to return to each other, and considering even death itself couldn't permanently keep wilbur away, it would take a lot to take them apart
they feed off of each other and fuel each other while simultaneously making each other infinitely worse because they are obsessed with each other while also destroying each other, an everlasting dance of testing their limits and testing each OTHER because gods forbid anything happens to them aside from the other
because otherwise the world itself will become the third ball in the middle of that newton's cradle and it will not survive the force of their obsession
they are saving each other and destroying each other and repairing each other and healing and loving and hating and purely obsessed with each other in their own kind of rhythm
the laws of physics cannot stop the newton's cradle if it itself redefines them
big fan of writing tntduo. BIIIIIIG big fan of writing tntduo
this feels like c!tntduo and no i cannot explain why
i've been thinking about different insults that i think c!quackity would use on c!revivebur (generally as a form of affection, but maybe not), here are some of my favourites:
you smell like if someone set a corpse on fire
dude, you look like if they let corpses chain smoke
how do you smell like someone tried to wrestle a corpse and somehow lost?
you smell like fireworks that were stored in a morgue
are you aware that they make soap that's not made of gunpowder?
you look like someone that would call just salt 'seasoning'
and yes, i think revivebur would somehow take all of these as compliments, regardless of the tone they were said in
thinking about continuing work on my c!tntduo fic now that things have calmed down a bit
I had "archived" it and intended to leave it behind but honestly I'm too proud of it so far to do that and I'm not letting One Specific White Man ruin that for me