Janis Committed To The Bit A Little Too Much Lmaoooo

Janis committed to the bit a little too much lmaoooo

Damian: We can never let anyone know that we blew that up.

Janis: Agreed.

Damian: Take it to the grave?

Janis: Take it to the grave.

Damian: This conversation never happened.

Janis: I don't even know who you are.

Damian: ...That’s hurtful, you took it too far.

Janis: That's a weird thing for a stranger to say.

EEEEEEEEE I LOVED THIS I LOVE JOS SOOO SNEAKY 😏

Gentle With Me

Jos Cleary-Lopez x fem! reader

Warnings: MDNI, sleepy make-out turned smut. Fingering, hickeys(reader receiving)

Got this idea out of nowhere and had to write it down lol😌(can y’ll tell I’ve given up on summarising my fics💀)

Your eyes peel open and were immediately met with Jos’ looking at you. You smile sleepily, rubbing your eyes and stretching out your arms. Jos’ arms tighten around you while she presses a kiss to the top of your head. “Good morning.” She says, the sleep still evident in her voice.

“Good morning.” You said back, snuggling against her chest, listening to the steady sound of her heartbeat. Feeling her rubbing your back, your eyes slowly fluttered shut again. But her hand travels down your back, eventually cupping your ass cheek and giving it an ever go gentle squeeze. You only sighed quietly in response, wanting to drift back to sleep. But it gradually became clear that Jos had other plans— she shifted slightly so that there was a gap between you and her, then she tilted your chin to kiss you. Just a soft peck. Just one. Then another. And another.

Her kisses got increasingly long and passionate, giving a flutter in your chest. Still, your eyes were still closed while you reciprocated lazily but you gave her a smile. She chuckles, caressing your cheek before lifting your leg to put it on her hip. Jos’ hand was then felt resting on your hip, just shy of the waistband of your shorts. “Baby.” She says softly to get your attention. You opened your eyes and looked at her, “Everyone’s home. We barely finished before they all got home last night.” You were fighting back a yawn as she opened up her mouth to speak, “I’ll be gentle. The door’s locked, don’t worry.”

You hummed, giving her a slight nod that could’ve easily been missed then leaned in to capture her lips into your own, wanting to feel them on yours, just because. Jos smiles into it, reciprocating with that same sweetness and softness. But of course, the more she kissed you, the more hungry her kisses became. Her tongue slips into your mouth, eager to explore. You let her, a tiny whine falls from your lips and into her mouth, getting swallowed when she grazes her teeth over your lower lip. “You’re not gonna open your eyes, baby?” Jos chuckles over her words, hand lightly clawing your clothed back. You shook your head, your lips unwilling to let go of hers despite still feeling sleepy. “That’s alright.” Jos breaks away, breath fanning against your face, making you scrunch your nose and laugh, you feel her hand caressing your hip briefly and her finger hooking the hem of your underwear together with your shorts. But the pieces of fabric don’t leave you as anticipated. Jos’ hand slids to your front, cupping your cunt over the thin cloth that was your underwear. Your breathing hitches just slightly, she gleefully reconnects your lips. She starts rubbing circles on your clit like that, starting slowly but surely riling you up.

A meek whine comes from your mouth and she presses harder which causes you to take in a sharp breath. Her lips still haven’t left yours, but she was ready to move them lower— but she was waiting. Waiting for your neck to get thrown back. “You want more, baby?” She whispered. Whining in answer to her question, you nodded vigorously. She doesn’t say anything back but her fingers ghosts your entrance on top of the fabric. Jos grins to herself feeling your wetness spreading to her fingertips. She keeps her fingers there, but her lips connected with your skin again, covering every inch of it from your jaw to your core. You ended up on your back as a result but she guided you onto your side again with your leg on her hip. “You want me, baby?” Her fingers ran up your cheek, caressing it as she watches your face contort trying to keep quiet. “Yes.” You told her breathily, “Yes…” A second later, her hand was in your shorts again, but this time she pushes your underwear aside and slid a finger inside you. “Fuck.” You took in a shaky breath, “Oh, fuck”

Jos keeps at a languish pace, gentle and oh-so -loving. You feel her eyes on you as she fingered you, studying every little change in your expression. She attacks your neck with kisses simultaneously, making you all the more miserable having to stay quiet. You gnawed onto your lower lip to divert your attention to it instead. But, hey, Jos was skilled. That distraction didn’t last long before you quite literally had to cover your face with a pillow to muffle the noise. Jos took it off as soon as you got quiet, she hated that you had to do that. Soon enough, you were feeling your eyes roll to the back of your head following an abrupt surge in pleasure— that fluttering in your core…it was picking up its pace relentlessly as Jos took her time plunging her fingers in and out of you. This was arguably the gentlest she’s been with you, but yet the pleasure you were feeling was so intense. It even scared you. “You like that, baby?” She asks, voice breathy due to her volume. It was barely a whisper. “You like that?”

Mumbling incoherently, you nodded, avoiding her gaze for dear life— you didn’t need to look in her big doe eyes and get more turned on than you already were. “Baby, look at me, baby.” She requested the eye contact as soon as you broke it, fingers going faster, curling up consistently to tackle your sensitive spot. Fuck, how you wanted to scream. How you wanted, to cry. But yet, neither were possible. You became acutely aware of her family’s present when you heard a particularly piercing scream from Jos’ sister Izzie, “Mom! Matty got pancake batter in my hair!”

Your breathing gets more ragged by the minute, hands? One clutching the sheets beneath you, the other clawing at Jos’ upper back. You could hear just how fast she was going— the sound was barely muffled by her duvet which covered both of you pretty fully.

Eventually, your face was buried in her shoulder, your front pressing right up against Jos’. “You look so cute right now, so fucked out, princess…” Jos remarked, “I love how you’re looking right now, so desperate to make just a bit of noise…pity I can’t see how wet you are, baby.”

You whined, face staying buried in her shoulder to allow more noise to fall from your mouth. “‘m so close—” You mumbled, “Mm— fuck—”

She couldn’t see it, and neither could you. But the both of you could definitely feel it. You were soaking through your underwear and shorts, you could feel how your arousal clung to your thigh the more it leaked. If you were anymore sober, you’d simply yank them off and get changed because of how uncomfortable it would feel. But now…not a thing was going through your head. Other than pure pleasure, and the building urge for release. Your mind has turned to mush, everything she was saying to you only made you more needy, because nothing mattered more to you than feeling the pleasure— than chasing your high. Jos’ hand on your back migrates to your chest, practically using your breasts as stress balls while her fingers slammed into you with the sole purpose of finally pushing you over the edge.

“Mm— mm— mm!” Your noises were pathetic as they got squeezed out of your mouth, only to get muffled because neither of you wanted to get caught. Jos chuckling sent a chill down your spine, and caused the coil in your core to tighten abruptly. You were on the brink of release. So, very close. “Oh, yeah. That’s it, baby.” Jos praised, “Come for me. Give me one…you know you want to

Muttering a long string of unclear obscenities, you were clenching around her fingers and unraveling while you clung onto her for support. Damn it, you were seeing stars. Her fingers slowed to a halt, getting pulled out of your heat. She cups your cheek and presses an adoring kiss to your temple. “You’re okay, y/n. You’re okay, baby.” She kept saying words of assurance into your ears as your trembling frame started to calm down, “Oh, you did so good for me. So good. Thank you.” While you were attempting to catch your breath, her two fingers that were inside you emerged from the blanket. Completely just creamed. It was such a sinful sight, that gave you a freaking rush, but the happiest right now? Was Jos, finally able to see the results of her actions. She lays on you, waving the fingers by your mouth briefly. You shook your head, swallowing harshly as a sudden pant of air gets pushed out of you the moment her weight was laid on your body. “No?” She asks to confirm.

“No.” You managed, still just slightly winded.

She stuck her fingers into her mouth, letting you watch her suck them clean. Jos did this on purpose, she knew the effect that this move had on you. “Do you want me to clean you up down there too?” She asks cheekily.

You gave her a whiny ‘no’, then said, “Can you run me a bath?”

“Okay, of course, baby.” Jos agrees, taking her time to climb off you. “I’ll go right now. Give me a minute, okay?”

You nodded, lifting the blanket off of yourself then slowly swinging your legs off the side of the bed. Honestly, you were a little scared to look at the aftermath on her bed. It was probably a goner. Well…her sheets at least.

Jos poked her head through the bathroom’s doorframe to check on you, “Doing okay, babe?”

“Yeah. Yeah, I’m okay” You confirmed while standing up.

“I’ll take care of the sheets, and the clothes you just worry about your bath.” Jos assured, “Come on.”

You gingerly made your way to the ensuite bathroom, afraid you’d fall on your face(it’s nearly happened one time and you were thoroughly embarrassed). She watches you, knowing precisely what you were concerned about. “You’re alright.” She promised.

Once you got to the bathroom, she helps you get undressed and into the tub. “I’ll go change my sheets then I’ll be right here with you, how’s that?”

You hummed, nodding, “Perfect.” Pressing a kiss to the top of your head and cupping your cheek, she says, “Be right back.”

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I laughed out loud in the middle of reading this

Janis: I feel like slapping the biggest idiot in this room

Regina: Why would you do that to yourself?

Hey guys I really appreciate your concern in my comments of my last post 💕 It has been a super crazy Monday lol I took a little break away from my phone for like an hour to just think and so I think I’m gonna stick around but just gonna be posting less. I don’t really know what’s going on with myself right now. I think I am putting too much pressure on myself with a lot of other things in my life and with my writing. I’m not gonna stop posting completely I’m just gonna slow down a little

I hope you guys understand

1. I LOVE TANGLED SO MUCH ITS LIKE DEFINITELY IN MY TOP THREE

2. This is so cutie patootie I love soft rejanis

3. Hello Cady 🥰 (I forget she exists sometimes lol)

No, idiot

Janis ‘Imi’ike x Regina George

Warnings: coarse language, fluff

Just a cute little peek into their day, home alone while Janis’ parents are on a trip. Ft. ‘Imi’ike! younger sister reader(1 year younger) & Cady Heron

Inspired by this incorrect quote by @frogs00 <3

“Jan.” She hears Regina calling her name. But she ignores her, more focused on her phone— she was currently texting you.

“Janis.” She hears again. Ignored.

“‘Imi’ike.” Regina huffs, tossing a cheese puff at her face.

Janis shrieked. “What?”

“I’ve been calling for you forever.” Regina smirks, “What the hell are you doing?”

“Texting y/n.”

“Why? She’s fine. She’s at the grocery store.”

“I know she’s fine. I just want her to get my damn gummy worms.” Janis sulked.

Regina nearly snorted.

“What’s so funny?” Janis pulled a face, tossing her phone aside after reading your text.

“Nothing, you’re just cute. Can’t I think you’re cute?” Regina shrugs, “Idiot.”

“Shut the fuck up.” Janis scoffs, grabbing a couch cushion and tossing it Regina’s way. The blonde easily caught it and set it down. “Don’t make me hit you back with this.”

“Thought you already would’ve.” Janis flashes her a cheekily smile then picked up her phone when it buzzed. “NOOOO.”

“What?” Regina cracked a smile.

“They don’t have the gummy worms I wanted.” Janis sulked.

“So, just get something else?” Regina scooted closer, wrapping an arm around the smaller girl. “I’ll get you those you like next time we’re out.”

“Dude, I’ve been craving for that specific brand of gummy worms. I finally got her to cave and get me a bag and they’re out of stock.” Janis deadpanned.

“Babe, if you say ‘gummy worms’ one more time…I will laugh.”

“Ugh, forget it. It’s such a stupid thing anyway.”

Regina tilted Janis’ face and presses a kiss to her lips, “Cheer up. We’re home alone.”

Janis chuckled mockingly, “With my sister.”

“Like she would care what we do.” Regina replies.

“It’s stressful knowing she’s like two doors down.” Janis rolled her eyes.

“You could be quiet.”

“Tsk.” Janis looks up, glaring at the blonde, “Talk about yourself.”

Regina smirks again, then laughed breathily, “She’s not here now.”

“No.” Janis says, “We’re not doing anything now.”

“Okay.” Regina agrees without a fight.

“But when she goes out to watch a movie with Carly tonight, sure.”

Regina says, eager, “Ooh, okay.” Janis giggles a little. “Who’s Carly again?” Regina asks. “Is that the girl she has a crush on?

“The girl she likes, yeah.” Janis answered.

“Right.” Regina nods, tracing random shapes and lines on Janis’ forearm, “Did y/n tell her yet?”

“No, but the tension? It’s there alright.” Janis laughs at the recollection, “Every time I see them together, they’re like— flirting. To me at least.”

“Maybe they need a little nudge.” Regina winks.

“I am not meddling. They’re doing fine.”

“Yeah, whatever.” Regina said back, “So we know your sister’s queer because she came out to us. But is Carly?”

“I dunno. She never said anything more than ‘I think I like her’.”

Regina hums, “Oh. Hey, what’s for lunch?”

“Food, usually.” Janis answered without hesitation.

“No, idiot, I mean what are we having?” Regina was biting back a laugh.

“An unwanted conversation.” Janis smiled, earning a playful shove from the blonde.

“Why is your sister at the grocery store?”

“She said she wanted to cook something, I dunno. She’s old enough to drive, I don’t have to watch her like a toddler.” Janis shrugs.

Regina scoffs, “And you couldn’t have just said she was gonna cook?”

At this moment, they hear a familiar jingle of keys. You were home. “Hi, baby.” Regina greeted. “Hey.”

Janis squints, noticing a change in your mood. Not in a good way. “y/n, what’s wrong?”

“I ran into Carly at the donut shop I stopped at on my way home.” You began, “I was planning on telling her that I liked her tonight, but it doesn’t matter anymore.”

Janis and Regina shifted on the couch to make space for you in between them. You sat down. “She was there with a boy. And they kissed.” You started to explaining, recalling the images in your head, “She was the one who started flirting with me first so I flirted back. I don’t even know when she got a boyfriend— she didn’t tell me. If she did, I wouldn’t have been so stupid and continued. I should’ve guessed it when she canceled on me last minute for the last few times. I’m so stupid.”

“No. No one could’ve just guessed something like that.” Janis disagrees, “And don’t you dare call yourself stupid. You are not stupid.”

“What can we do to make you feel better?” Regina asks seriously.

“I don’t know, honestly. I just feel like shit. I don’t even know what I want to do.” You admit.

“How about we get our friend Cady to come hang out, and you two can chat? See where that goes?” Regina suggested. Janis was alarmed, “Really? You think this is the right time for that?”

“Actually, yeah. Please do that.” You agreed, “I don’t want to think about Carly anymore. I honestly just need a clean break from her. Now that my feelings for her are no longer platonic. It’s not gonna help if I stay friends with her.

“I don’t get it.” Janis says.

Regina chuckles, “Right. You don’t know this, but word has it that Cady likes your sister.”

“Cady?”

“Yes. And she has a crush on Cady too.”

“I never thought she’d like feel the same way, too, in my defence. She’s way out of my league. She hangs out with you.” You said, looking at Regina.

“She didn’t hang out with me.” Regina pointed to Janis, “But she’s my girlfriend now. So your point?”

“Is that I’m nervous.” You looked at the blonde dead in the eye, “Okay, it’s silly to have two crushes at once but hey, if you’re gonna offer to text her for me so we can hang out, I’m not a complete idiot.”

“Is this not too rushed?” Janis raised her concern.

“No, I’m done with Carly. Nothing has to happen between me and Cady— we’re just hanging out, getting to know each other.” You replied firmly.

“Okay, if you say so.” Janis smirks, grabbing her phone.

“What are you laughing at?” You squinted at Regina.

“Just the fact that sooner or later, the whole of our friend group’s gonna be kissing each other.”

Janis chortled, “She’s right. Karen and Gretchen. Me and her. I mean, Damian’s…Damian. Then you and Cady, maybe?”

“Okay, I take it Janis is texting Cady. I will make us a nice lunch. You don’t worry about anything at all — just look pretty for your crush.” Regina decided. “Requests?”

“Just make whatever you want.” Janis shooed her away.

“Fine. Chicken and waffles?”

“Sounds good.” You told her as she walked into the kitchen and checked out your grocery haul.

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“I’m fine, Janis. Just need a good cry in the shower later on. All a part of life, right?” You chuckled dryly, “We’ve been friends forever. Maybe that’s why it felt so easy to be catching feelings for her. It’s not her fault, I just wish she would’ve told me she was seeing someone just like she’s told me everything else. Then it wouldn’t have been so sudden and such a punch in the gut. Also, the fact that she acted as if I already knew when she introduced me to him? I knew I had to leave her. She wasn’t honest with me. I don’t want someone like that in my life anymore.”

Janis puts her arm around your shoulder, pressing a kiss to the side of your head, “You’ll be alright, bubs. We got your back.”

“Thanks, Janis.” You blinked profusely, trying to avoid the crying.

“Let’s watch a movie, alright? You pick one. I’ll be back in a second. Just gonna grab us some snacks.”

“Do you guys want cookies or brownies?” Regina asks from across the room.

“Both.” Janis requested.

“No, idiot. Pick one.” Regina laughs, “I’m using the boxed mixes in the pantry. So if your parents ask, it was me.”

“The cookies, please.” You replied, “Thanks, Reg.”

“I was hoping you’d pick the brownies, but I’ll listen to you because you’re in a bad mood and I’m trying to help you feel better if not Janis’ll kill me.”

“I will not.” Janis gasps, offended.

“You’re capable of it.” Regina retorted, “You lit my backpack on fire.”

“Wrong.” You chimed in, “She lit your unicorn on fire. Your backpack was collateral damage.”

“I’m joking.” Regina tries not to grin but still did at this interaction. She’d never admit it, but she obviously had a soft spot for Janis, but also, for you. She cares, but always hid her concern behind her usual attitude whenever she speaks or does something.

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The smell of waffles soon wafted through the air, accompanying the aroma of the fried chicken. “Stop staring at my ass.” Regina looks over her shoulder.

Janis stuck her tongue out, “No.”

“Childish.”

“I’ll bite you.”

You laughed, hugging a couch cushion close while your eyes were glued onto the TV screen. Before you knew it, Janis was hopping off the couch and jumping onto Regina’s back while the blonde was plating the food. “Hey!” Regina exclaimed. “Damn, I could’ve dropped this on the floor, baby.”

“As long as you don’t drop me on the floor.” Janis continues, resting her chin on Regina’s shoulder.

“Will you please get off me?” Regina asked, “Lunch is ready.”

“Fuck, you’re a great cook.” Janis admired the food on the table.

“Thank you~ I try.” Regina says, “Off.”

“Fine.” Janis pouted, standing back on the ground.

Regina retaliated by smacking her on the ass. “Ow! Damn you!” Janis shrieked, “You’re going to pay for that.”

“Gladly.”

Sighing, then laughing lightly as you watched them joke around with each other, you walk over to the kitchen, joining just briefly to grab your plate. You ate in front of the TV while your sister and her girlfriend ate in the dining area.

“y/n, the cookies are done if you want them.” Regina tells you. You nodded, not paying much attention to her than you were the movie. “You okay?” Janis asks.

“Mhm.” You confirmed, then Janis realised you were watching your favourite movie. Which explained why your eyes were practically glued to the screen. She shrugs, “Cady’s arriving soon.”

“Okay.”

Regina laughs, “Damn, what the kind of movie is she watching for her to be so focused on it?”

“Tangled.”

“What?” Regina chortled, “Tangled?”

“Well, she likes it. Let her enjoy it.” Janis retorted.

“I didn’t say anything about not letting her enjoy her movie.” Regina squinted, “You have syrup on your chin, idiot.”

“Whatever.” Janis shrugs, “I’m still eating, anyway.” Regina grabs a napkin and leaned forward to help Janis clean it off. Janis gives her a childlike grin, mouth full of the chewed up waffle and chicken, “I’m your idiot, though.”

“What is this? Are you like, about to get a sugar rush?” Regina was more amused by her little antic than she expected.

“Maybe.”

“Oh, boy.” Regina sighs, watching the brunette happily munching on the food. “You’re lucky you’re cute.”

Janis rolled her eyes playfully, “Aw, thank you so much.”

The doorbell rings, interrupting their silly banter. “Cady’s here.” Janis declared. “I’ll get the door. She’s um…doing that.” You put down your plate and went to answer the door.

“y/n! Hi!” The redhead gives you a bright smile, you stepped aside to let her enter.

“Hi.” You flashed her a small smile in return.

“I made chicken and waffles. Help yourself.” Regina began, “y/n’s watching Tangled, and Janis is currently giggling to herself because she’s had too much sugar.”

Cady couldn’t help but laugh, especially with how she said it, “Oh, I love Tangled. It’s my favourite movie.“ Your head whipped around so fast to look at her, “It is?”

“Oh, yeah. I haven’t watched many movies, but yes. That’s my favourite one.” She confirms, glancing at you on her way to the kitchen. After getting her share of food, Cady joins you in the living room to watch the movie together with you.

“She likes you, Caddy.” Janis giggles, “Oh, god. I need to stop doing this.”

“Janis!” Your eyes widened, horrified.

“She does this a lot, I’m sure she’s just—” Cady tells you.

“Yeah, she does.” You laughed awkwardly, “But um, Regina said you liked me…?”

Her cheeks flushed a light pink, “Um…” Your heart starts slamming in your chest, waiting for her to respond.

“Yeah, I— I do.” Cady spat out after putting her half-eaten plate of food down, “Do you…”

“Y—” You stuttered, “Yes, I do. I like you, too.”

Janis’ giggling snapped you out of it, “Regina, please don’t tell me you put stuff in her food.”

“Why would I do that? She’s a handful as it is.”Regina laughs, “Okay, that’s it, you’re not eating anymore of this. You are acting like a child.”

You were trying not to laugh, but seeing Janis being babied like this by Regina was far too entertaining to you and Cady.

“Fineee.” Janis huffs. “Take a shower with me.”

Regina’s brows were raised, bewildered. Then her signature smirk was plastered on her face again, “Okay.”

Janis stopped fidgeting, looking at Regina solemnly, “Really?”

“Fuck it, yeah. We’ll let these two babies have their alone time, while we have our fun.” Regina looked at you and Cady then back at Janis. “Will you two be okay alone? Of course, who am I kidding, you guys aren’t kids.”

“We’ll be fine, Regina. Just gonna hang out here.” Cady assured, “You two just…lock your door.”

“Don’t even worry about that.” Regina takes Janis by the wrist and pulled her up. Janis lays her head on Regina’s chest, “Carry me.”

“God, babe. The syrup on your chin is on my shirt.” Regina seethed, but she didn’t stay annoyed for long and just complied, “Fine, clingy. Cady, not a word. To anyone.”

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I love this

Gretchen, panicked: Why is my baby Karen crying? What did you do?!

Regina: I told her the fridge light turns off when you close the door.

Karen, sobbing: How is the food supposed to see?!