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i'm making noah serve cunt in a tfbw au rn trying my best :sad cat emoji

Official Noah Masterpost!

If your name's Noah, this ain't about you. Sorry :/

Noah is my South Park New Kid OC!

Here's his official design!

He's a trans boy who hides his long hair under his scarf!

Fanart!!!! LITERALLY LOVE FANART!!!

@cheezieypoofz

(and so much more 😭😭)

@kennysdeadbody

(ALSO MY PFP AND ALSO AHHH UR AMAZING)

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wooahhhhh ion think i've come acrozz an account that primarily writez for eric that'z honeztly zo cool😻

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Hello all! Before I continue, I'd like to state that this blog is 18+ in every aspect. Nobody under the age of 18 may follow/interact with me, nor will I post content involving minors. All characters depicted are aged to at LEAST 18.

IF YOU ARE 18+, PROCEED !

With that out of the way, let's start!

My name is Eric, and I use he/they/she pronouns. I am 24 years old! I write for South Park, and mainly enjoy writing about Cartman. I will not write anything involving minors/animals/Incest. Besides those three things, I can write anything else! I take requests for x reader, character x character, and stuff like that! I also do headcanons! Just make sure your request is as clear as possible! I can write for fem, masc, or nb reader!

I typically write the characters as 20+, they will never be under the age of 18.

My fav characters to write are Eric, Wendy, and Kyle. I'd be SO biased if you submitted a request with any of them, but I'll do any characters, really.

When it comes to requesting, please make sure to explicitly state any themes you want involved! If you only have a rough idea of what you want, that's alright, but expect me to take a few creative liberties to bridge the gaps! Detailed requests are encouraged, and will probably get done faster!

ALSO I am down to do writing trades if anyone is interested in that.

Anyways, thank you for reading! My requests are open at any time. 💙

AHHHHHHH

zome zchool doodlez :3

thiz iz my friendz oc, noah (az well az my oc in zome of the photoz)‼️ i definitely think you zhould check them out‼️ they’re zo cool‼️ @boothyghost he’z zo fun to draw >^<

and then zome zilly ztuff‼️‼️

can I get uh…

Stan x Fem!Reader x Craig SFW & NSFW poly relationship headcanons pls 🙏 ?

take ur time & hope ur doing well :3

,,, HEADCANONZ

Ztanley Marzh x F!Reader x Craig Tucker

ZFW & NZFW Dating Headcanonz!

DIZCLAIMER: headcanonz are hard for me to write, zo i will only write headcanonz for my mutualz. alzo, ztan might juzt be the hardezt character for me to write, zo i zend my deepezt apologiez to moon if it'z not up to her ztandardz alzo i think i lied when i zaid there waz gonna be more nzfw headcanonz than zfw- i went a little overboard teehee. i'm zozozozo zorry if it zeemz ruzhed!!!

WARNINGZ: pet namez, mentionz of zex, zub&dom mentionz, mentionz of threezomez, waizt grabbing, implied p in v & p in a, ztaig mentionz

ZFW

; How did you three get together?

; You most likely forgot all about each other, luckily enough, Bebe wanted to have a little get-together with all her friends from high school (my dumbazz couldn't think of anything elze-)

; After maybe a year or so of catching up, becoming friends, and then developing crushes on each other, confessions are made

; I feel like Craig would fall first, and confess first

; Craig was definitely on the more open-minded side of being in a poly relationship, Stan, still being open-minded, but a little reluctant

; Being reluctant only because of what others might think, he's a little paranoid

; But, you need not worry, after weighing the pros and cons of dating both you and Craig, he agreed to the proposal

; The relationship is... rocky—at first

; They both have some issues to work out, everyone does

; But everything's better when you work it out in a group

; As long as you're patient with them, the relationship will turn out just fine

; After a couple months, and everyone figures out how the relationship works, it definitely goes from rocky to chaotic

; In a good way!

; Stan is more on the affectionate side, wanting to shower you and Craig with love

; His love language is physical touch and quality time

; Craig's being words of affirmation and acts of service

; Craig is the one who plans out all the dates, Stan only occasionally plans the more physical dates—hiking, biking, skating, skiing/snowboarding, etc.

; One of y'alls favorite dates is a picnic under the stars

;  Definitely being Craig's favorite because he can geek out; it's the entire reason why he planned it to begin with

; Stan is the type to buy y'all matching items, whether that's bracelets, shirts, pins, body jewelry, necklaces, or just anything really

; You three go stargazing together pretty regularly

; You better like animals, cause Stan LOVES them, and Craig refuses to live without Stripes NO. 7

; I feel like Stan would be trying to be a veterinarian in college, and Craig aiming to be an astronaut (and no, you can't change my mind on thiz)

; Craig loves to use pet names, but only basic ones—babe, hunny, sweetheart, etc.

; Stan rarely uses pet names—hun, sweetie, babe, and, angel

御負け ,,, OMAKE

; Craig is probably more active in the afternoon, while Stan is definitely a night owl

; They have greasy ass hair (i will die on thiz hill)

; They both use 5-in-one shampoo

; Craig seems like a smartass but is a dumbass, Stan's a dumbass through thick and thin

; Craig and Stan fight over who'll pay the bill during a dinner date, and you end up paying for it when they're not paying attention

NZFW

; The first time between the three of you was... awkward to say the least

; But, it's okay, you three got the hang of it after a bit

; Their favorite position is probably DP Cowgirl

; Maybe because it was the easiest to do—the easiest once you figured out where to put your knees at

; You and Stan, chest to chest, while Craig leans over you, hand gripping onto your waist

; Stan likes to look at your face when y'all fuck, it just gets him going to watch your face contort in pleasure

; And Craig?

; Craig just likes ass, man

; They're so competitive, they turn everything they can into a competition

; They'll literally fight over you man

; Stan looks like he whimpers and whines (zorry chat, ztan iz not a heavy dom in my mind)

; Craig is on the quiet side in bed, only letting out groans and grunts every now and then

; In my eyes, Stan is a switch leaning towards sub, and Craig is also a switch, buuuttttt

; Craig prefers to dom and will in most situations

; Craig is the type to degrade you, and so is Stan

; But Stan also likes to be degraded, yet he also likes to be praised

; I feel like Stan would like to be called Stanley when he's in the mood to be more submissive

; Stan looks like the type to crack a couple jokes when being intimate, he's still a bit serious though

; Craig is serious, there is no joking around

; He honestly gets pissed off when Stan starts joking in the middle of sex

; Which works out in your favor, but they don't need to know that

; Remember how I said they wear competitive?

; Yeah, they definitely compete to see who can get you to cum first

; Either that or who can get you to cum the most

; Craig likes to give you and Stan hickeys

; But Craig likes it when he gets hickeys too, it proves that y'all love each other

; Stan LOVES when either you or Craig bite or kiss his neck

; Craig doesn't have a high sex drive, I just don't see it

; Stan?

; I wouldn't say he would be as high as Kenny, but MAN

; It's fucking up there

; Craig is the one who usually does all the aftercare stuff

; Stan is too fucked out to do anything

; Craig will usually draw a bath for you and Stan, or start up a shower for y'all

; Then he'll carry you to bed, making sure to tuck y'all in all once and cozy

; Craig still likes to use pet names—slut, babydoll, sweetie, and love

; Stan's—my sweet angel, slut, whore, and baby

御負け ,,, OMAKE

; If you're not in the mood, but Stan and Craig are, they go to fuck each other on the couch

; And Craig will always dom if that's the case

i think thiz iz fucking yummy😻 can't wait for clyde'z

What do we think chat????

this was so yummy😻😻

I can have a uhhhhh sub Christophe x dom reader⁉️⁉️⁉️

Like bruv is having orgasm denials then being overstimulated and is calling the reader either mommy or mistress😻‼️

My good boy

PAIRINGS: sub!christophe x dom!fem!reader

SPECIALTY: drabble & NSFW

CW(S): fem!reader, dom!reader, mistress / mommy kink, overstimulation, LMK IF I MISSED ANY

A/N: I couldn’t do the orgasm denials since im on a time crunch but I hope u still like it!!

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“M-mistress it’s t-t-to much” Christophe moaned out as he panted while gripping the sheets, he felt like he was in heaven feeling the girls soft hands on his dick. His head leaned back on the head board as he felt the girl’s hand went faster around his dick causing him to spurt the white liquid on the girls hand

This has been happening the whole night as it was almost 12am, this started at 8pm, “mommy please..it’s too much..need a break.” “You can handle it it’s okay, just a few more orgasms then we will be done for the night” christophe just whined out more feeling his legs jolt a little. He felt like he was on cloud nine once again as he came once more.

he craved more, even if his pretty girlfriend was going to stop soon.