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"How the time flies when you're stuck in the walls of the Park County Police Station."
Toolshed x Gender Neutral Reader
Being a part of The Chaos League has its ups and downs, mostly pretty big ups after you were allowed to go on missions. But after being stuck inside the walls of the Park County Police Station for a couple days, someone makes an unexpected visit.
"How cliché."
Stanley "Stan" Marsh x Reader
When a weird rumor starts spreading throughout the halls of Denver University, it's no surprise Stan Marsh was at the center of it, but you? How could you possibly be involved in the, yet another, turbulent gossip surrounding the one and only Stan?
"Third Wheeling."
Stanley "Stan" Marsh x Male Reader x Craig Tucker
How could you say no to the offer of living in an apartment with your two best friends who just so happen to be dating each other? It was a smart decision for everyone, being close to Denver University and not having to room with strangers? Yes, please! At least, until things start to get awkward for you.
"Thanks, they're absolutely beautiful, but, I have a boyfriend."
Jimmy Valmer x Female Reader
He's cute and all, but he's weird as hell. Yet, it's a nice feeling to know you're wanted, but the way he's going about it? Yeah, it's not the way a normal person would try to get the girl. If anything, this borders on harassment and obsession.
"This isn't just a necklace, it's a promise."
Kenneth "Kenny" McCormick x Reader
He's such a sweet boy, he really is. He's just a bit... affectionate, to say the least. And when he shows up at your house unannounced it gets a little bizarre, especially when he comes bearing a rather odd gift. It is odd only for the circumstances from which the gift comes from.
can I get uh…
Stan x Fem!Reader x Craig SFW & NSFW poly relationship headcanons pls 🙏 ?
take ur time & hope ur doing well :3
,,, HEADCANONZ
Ztanley Marzh x F!Reader x Craig Tucker
ZFW & NZFW Dating Headcanonz!
DIZCLAIMER: headcanonz are hard for me to write, zo i will only write headcanonz for my mutualz. alzo, ztan might juzt be the hardezt character for me to write, zo i zend my deepezt apologiez to moon if it'z not up to her ztandardz alzo i think i lied when i zaid there waz gonna be more nzfw headcanonz than zfw- i went a little overboard teehee. i'm zozozozo zorry if it zeemz ruzhed!!!
WARNINGZ: pet namez, mentionz of zex, zub&dom mentionz, mentionz of threezomez, waizt grabbing, implied p in v & p in a, ztaig mentionz
ZFW
; How did you three get together?
; You most likely forgot all about each other, luckily enough, Bebe wanted to have a little get-together with all her friends from high school (my dumbazz couldn't think of anything elze-)
; After maybe a year or so of catching up, becoming friends, and then developing crushes on each other, confessions are made
; I feel like Craig would fall first, and confess first
; Craig was definitely on the more open-minded side of being in a poly relationship, Stan, still being open-minded, but a little reluctant
; Being reluctant only because of what others might think, he's a little paranoid
; But, you need not worry, after weighing the pros and cons of dating both you and Craig, he agreed to the proposal
; The relationship is... rocky—at first
; They both have some issues to work out, everyone does
; But everything's better when you work it out in a group
; As long as you're patient with them, the relationship will turn out just fine
; After a couple months, and everyone figures out how the relationship works, it definitely goes from rocky to chaotic
; In a good way!
; Stan is more on the affectionate side, wanting to shower you and Craig with love
; His love language is physical touch and quality time
; Craig's being words of affirmation and acts of service
; Craig is the one who plans out all the dates, Stan only occasionally plans the more physical dates—hiking, biking, skating, skiing/snowboarding, etc.
; One of y'alls favorite dates is a picnic under the stars
; Definitely being Craig's favorite because he can geek out; it's the entire reason why he planned it to begin with
; Stan is the type to buy y'all matching items, whether that's bracelets, shirts, pins, body jewelry, necklaces, or just anything really
; You three go stargazing together pretty regularly
; You better like animals, cause Stan LOVES them, and Craig refuses to live without Stripes NO. 7
; I feel like Stan would be trying to be a veterinarian in college, and Craig aiming to be an astronaut (and no, you can't change my mind on thiz)
; Craig loves to use pet names, but only basic ones—babe, hunny, sweetheart, etc.
; Stan rarely uses pet names—hun, sweetie, babe, and, angel
御負け ,,, OMAKE
; Craig is probably more active in the afternoon, while Stan is definitely a night owl
; They have greasy ass hair (i will die on thiz hill)
; They both use 5-in-one shampoo
; Craig seems like a smartass but is a dumbass, Stan's a dumbass through thick and thin
; Craig and Stan fight over who'll pay the bill during a dinner date, and you end up paying for it when they're not paying attention
NZFW
; The first time between the three of you was... awkward to say the least
; But, it's okay, you three got the hang of it after a bit
; Their favorite position is probably DP Cowgirl
; Maybe because it was the easiest to do—the easiest once you figured out where to put your knees at
; You and Stan, chest to chest, while Craig leans over you, hand gripping onto your waist
; Stan likes to look at your face when y'all fuck, it just gets him going to watch your face contort in pleasure
; And Craig?
; Craig just likes ass, man
; They're so competitive, they turn everything they can into a competition
; They'll literally fight over you man
; Stan looks like he whimpers and whines (zorry chat, ztan iz not a heavy dom in my mind)
; Craig is on the quiet side in bed, only letting out groans and grunts every now and then
; In my eyes, Stan is a switch leaning towards sub, and Craig is also a switch, buuuttttt
; Craig prefers to dom and will in most situations
; Craig is the type to degrade you, and so is Stan
; But Stan also likes to be degraded, yet he also likes to be praised
; I feel like Stan would like to be called Stanley when he's in the mood to be more submissive
; Stan looks like the type to crack a couple jokes when being intimate, he's still a bit serious though
; Craig is serious, there is no joking around
; He honestly gets pissed off when Stan starts joking in the middle of sex
; Which works out in your favor, but they don't need to know that
; Remember how I said they wear competitive?
; Yeah, they definitely compete to see who can get you to cum first
; Either that or who can get you to cum the most
; Craig likes to give you and Stan hickeys
; But Craig likes it when he gets hickeys too, it proves that y'all love each other
; Stan LOVES when either you or Craig bite or kiss his neck
; Craig doesn't have a high sex drive, I just don't see it
; Stan?
; I wouldn't say he would be as high as Kenny, but MAN
; It's fucking up there
; Craig is the one who usually does all the aftercare stuff
; Stan is too fucked out to do anything
; Craig will usually draw a bath for you and Stan, or start up a shower for y'all
; Then he'll carry you to bed, making sure to tuck y'all in all once and cozy
; Craig still likes to use pet names—slut, babydoll, sweetie, and love
; Stan's—my sweet angel, slut, whore, and baby
御負け ,,, OMAKE
; If you're not in the mood, but Stan and Craig are, they go to fuck each other on the couch
; And Craig will always dom if that's the case
GAWD DAMNNN THIS WAS SO GOOD
selective kindness
notes: written as a request from here! it wasn't specified if you wanted the hcs to be romantic or platonic, so i went with a more platonic scenario :)
contains: kenny mccormick x gender neutral reader, craig tucker x gender neutral reader, kyle broflowski x gender neutral reader
characters: kenny, craig, kyle
warnings: n/a
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Most kids found you intimidating, others thought you were straight up weird. Your aggressive nature and snappy comments wasn't out of the ordinary for this school, but that didn't do much to ease the tension the followed wherever you went. It came as more than a shock to find out that you seemed to drop the attitude around...
꒰ kenny. ꒱
kenny doesn't care if you're mean to him or not. he deals with his friends every day, so anything that came out of your mouth couldn't possibly be worse than what he heard at the bus stop every day.
he appreciated you chilling out around him, though! anything that makes his day a little easier is a win in his mind
he feels a little badass when he walks around with you at school. watching you snap on people who come close to you is literally so entertaining to him 💀
he instigates your temper tantrums sometimes
꒰ craig. ꒱
craig was fully ready to drop the most vile insults at you when he was randomly paired with you for a project
that middle finger was locked and ready
but the insults don't come. in fact, you act sweeter when he's in your presence
he tries to test how far your patience will last with him. he does not believe that you if all people should be able to last long without snapping on someone
after a while, you start to grow on him, and he starts to enjoy his time around you! he just wishes you could find a quieter way to express your anger, so that you didn't land yourself in detention so much
“ i'm telling you, just flip 'em off. it says a lot more than yelling. ”
꒰ kyle. ꒱
kyle doesn't know how to feel. on one hand, he would rather not have someone else being an asshole to him at school. on the other hand, this feels like a front
why are you so nice?? did you want something from him??
being around cartman so much makes him very suspicious of your intentions
that doesn't mean he doesn't take advantage of it. in his mind, he would rather make you snap on cartman's ass now than have you snap on himself later
he is very suprised when you actually stick around him. he doesn't mind it though! he really loves having a scary guard dog friend
