When I Say I Hate Male Authors, Im Excluding Gordan Korman And Rick Riordan

when i say i hate male authors, im excluding gordan korman and rick riordan

IM CRYING THIS IS SO ADORABLE

@gokutober Day 16 - Sons

MY RULES - Shel Silverstein

If you want to marry me, here's what you'll have to do:

You must learn how to make a perfect chicken-dumpling stew.

And you must sew my holey socks,

And soothe my troubled mind,

And develop the knack for scratching my back,

And keep my shoes spotlessly shined.

And while I rest you must rake up the leaves,

And when it is hailing and snowing

You must shovel the walk . . . and be still when I talk,

And-hey-where are you going?

throwback thursday: that time i had a detailed conversation with my mom, cousin and brother about how having 6 penises would realistically work

do you ever lose interest in a hyperfixation but are forcibly dragged back in by a fanfic

the wiki ships bethory