At Work, Feeling Very Awkward Bc My Client Has Refused Breakfast And Morning Shower. Normally Once Both

At work, feeling very awkward bc my client has refused breakfast and morning shower. Normally once both are done I'm supposed to clean but it doesn't make sense to clean the bathroom before we do the shower. So I'm sitting here looking like a slacker on my phone because I've done the dishes and idk if I should prepare lunch when she hasn't had breakfast. 😬 I'm pretty sure this is because it's my first day on my own with her, so she's resistant. I believe in following her lead (she's very limited in her ability to communicate so that can be challenging to work out) but I also don't want the family to think I'm a dud. Maybe I'll see if there's any white vinegar to clean the shower doors.

My annotated Dracula has informed me that when Harker said his robber steak was “in the style of the London cat’s-meat!” he was referring to “A tradition in London was the “cat’s-meat man,” a vendor who sold little bits of meat on skewers for consumption by cats”

I am overjoyed by this knowledge that there were Victorians just randomly getting lil kebabs for their CATS

Hm. Plot bunny. An future Harker travels back in time to stop Dracula reaching England, but s/he ends up only delaying things (maybe there's a struggle and the ship sinks). Then we pick up with OP's idea of treasure hunters and descendants dealing with Dracula, who is understandably furious at the 100 year delay.

I think the crew of the Demeter should throw the boxes of dirt overboard to play it safe. But knowing Dracula, he’ll survive his box sinking to the bottom of the ocean and staying there for a century, only to be hoisted up by treasure hunters and freed for him to wreak havoc; Forcing Jonathan and Mina’s descendant to go on a road trip to Egypt to stop him with magical ghost powers. Dracula is obsessed with putting an end to the Harker bloodline but also won’t stop talking about Jonathan, whose blood still being inside of him is a plot point.

btw body horror is stuff that doesnt naturally occur and is used to scare ppl, like extra eyes, animal parts on a human, a mouth opening in the stomach, not. disabled people’s bodies lmao.

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream