chevril-glove

a good wit

free Palestine 🇵🇸 never again, for anyone ✡️ | "A sentence is but a chev'ril glove to a good wit. How quickly the wrong side may be turned outward!" | they/she, mostly fandoms

969 posts

"there's A Sizable Time Jump"

"there's a sizable time jump" 👀

♥️♥️♥️

More Posts from Chevril-glove

chevril-glove

4 months ago

One of my favorites.

35K notes View Post

chevril-glove

4 months ago

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

Tags :

no tags either klimsdorf becomes famous or he doesn't this is actually an old draft the surgery was like six months ago and it went well klimsdorf <prev tags

136K notes View Post

chevril-glove

4 months ago

Buttons wrote this

a post in the starbucksbaristas subreddit by user tottapola dated 6 months ago. the post is titled "am I going to get fired?" the body of the post reads "last week a customer reached past me on reg to point at the menu and i bit him on the hand as hard as i could." the flair "USA" is attached to the post.

a comment by user Zache7 reading "Your first reaction was to bite him?!" the op replies "no I had time to think about it"

Tags :

and he's right ofmd our flag means death buttons

79K notes View Post

chevril-glove

4 months ago

Tags :

i'm a math teacher who also took 7 years of Latin i reserve the right to be pedantic <- prev

72 notes View Post

chevril-glove

4 months ago

Here is the secret to fandom:

Give zero fucks about what anyone else is doing.

Seriously. I mean it. Because inevitably you will love something that no one else loves. Or you will love something that everyone loves and people will shit all over it because it’s “so trite and unimaginative and done.” Or you will love something that no one else has ever heard of. Or you will love something dark and edgy and or obscure and people will roll their eyes and say, “What, do you want people to think you’re dark and edgy and obscure?”

Alternatively, you will not love the thing that everyone else loves, and you will wonder what precisely is wrong with you that the sight of that thing is aggravating the shit out of you now when the whole world sings its praises as one.

People will irritate you. They’ll irritate you with headcanons that make no sense and misinterpretations of canon. They will make the same jokes 500 times. They will overwhelm your corner of fandom with something you either are tired of hearing about or don’t care about. They will post art that isn’t theirs. You will meet people who think you are the greatest person ever and bombard you with messages only to wander off when they find someone new or shinier; you will meet people whom you admire and who do not really seem to notice you exist.

So give zero fucks about it. Seriously. Like what you like, blacklist what you need to blacklist, and ignore everything else. Be friends, play nice, enjoy it. And in the meantime, just do you. Like what you like, love what you love, and to hell with all the rest of it.

140K notes View Post