Just Watched Star Trek: Into Darkness For The Nth Time...

Just watched Star Trek: Into Darkness for the Nth time...

And after a brief vulcan-culture-for-dummies lecture in reference to the hand-touching in THAT scene (you know the one. i'm not explaining) my baby-boomer father ship's Spirk

I can cross that off my bucket list now. My work here is done

But you're doing it anyway, right??

I can’t fucking believe marvel is trying to scam me into watching an actual American FootBall Program™️ just to see the new Captain Marvel trailer like can you believe The Audacity™️

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HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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