Kunsel Never Shows His Face Because He Was One Of The First Experiments Scientists Did On G-cells And

Kunsel never shows his face because he was one of the first experiments scientists did on G-cells and he doesn’t want the real genesis or shinra to sue him for his likeness. A.K.A- Kunsel is the very first Genesis copy. The few times he has been seen without his helmet he has to act like he is the real Genesis to escape. Even if the person who sees him is Sephiroth. He will take knowledge of their relationship to his grave.

I'm DYING at the thought of this + Sephgen

*Sephiroth sees Kunsel without his helmet and approaches him*

Kunsel (in his mind): Ok, here comes Sephiroth. I gotta act natural since they're best friends. Maybe give him a fist bump, pat him on the back or⏤

*Sephiroth grabs him by the waist, dips him, and kisses him passionately before caressing his face, then walking away*

Kunsel: What kind of friendship do these people have

*suffers through the inevitable and unavoidable tragedy of my own making that was actually completely avoidable if I used my brain and resources wisely like Cloud holding a lifeless Aerith with a phoenix down in his inventory*

*tells an unwilling and uninterested person about my hyperfixations like Angeal reciting the dumbapple story to Zack*

Oh no! Poor Mic!!

Have you ever considered drunk Aizawa accidentally eating croissant mic?

im crying just thinking about it

Their hair!!! It’s white!!! Does that mean they have been touched by the moon spirit?!

people had been wondering where natsuo was and i wanted to draw a grown a fuyumi! had to look up some inuit clothing inspiration :))

*Looks at Rauru.*

*Looks at Sidon.*

U right! What’s with all these slutty tops?

Let him serve cunt.

If there really is glue under that helmet, how messed up is his neck from sleeping on it for years?! Someone help! That man is trapped! Rip it off like a bandage!

… not the head, the helmet…

Zack: No, really? What’s under the helmet?

Kunsel: Which helmet?

Zack: Your helmet?

Kunsel: This helmet?

Zack: Yes. That helmet.

Kunsel: You really want to know what’s under this *points to helmet* helmet?

Zack: Yes, I really want to know what is under that *points to helmet* helmet.

Kunsel: You want the truth?

Zack: Of course I want the truth!

Kunsel: You can’t handle the truth of what’s under this helmet.

Zack: I can handle the truth of what’s under that helmet.

Kunsel: you think you can handle the truth? *moves as if to take off the helmet while leaning close*

Zack: *moves closer, eyes gleaming with excitement* I know I can handle the truth!

Kunsel: *leans even closer* Glue.

(Later)

Zack: Man, I can't believe Kunsel won't show me his face.

Sephiroth: I've seen Kunsel's face.

Zack: You have?

Sephiroth: I have.

Zack: What does he look like??

Sephiroth: You wish to know what he looks like?

Zack: I wish to know what he looks like!

Sephiroth: You're curious about what's under his helmet?

Zack: Yes I'm curious!

Sephiroth: I'll tell you what Kunsel looks like.

Zack, gripping his shoulders: TELL ME WHAT KUNSEL LOOKS LIKE.

Sephiroth: He looks like Kunsel.

Zack: