When it comes to Marvel, I probably ship it. Just sayin.
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Chickengoesmoo - The Ships Are Everywhere!!! - Tumblr Blog
*suffers through the inevitable and unavoidable tragedy of my own making that was actually completely avoidable if I used my brain and resources wisely like Cloud holding a lifeless Aerith with a phoenix down in his inventory*
*tells an unwilling and uninterested person about my hyperfixations like Angeal reciting the dumbapple story to Zack*
If there really is glue under that helmet, how messed up is his neck from sleeping on it for years?! Someone help! That man is trapped! Rip it off like a bandage!
… not the head, the helmet…
Zack: No, really? What’s under the helmet?
Kunsel: Which helmet?
Zack: Your helmet?
Kunsel: This helmet?
Zack: Yes. That helmet.
Kunsel: You really want to know what’s under this *points to helmet* helmet?
Zack: Yes, I really want to know what is under that *points to helmet* helmet.
Kunsel: You want the truth?
Zack: Of course I want the truth!
Kunsel: You can’t handle the truth of what’s under this helmet.
Zack: I can handle the truth of what’s under that helmet.
Kunsel: you think you can handle the truth? *moves as if to take off the helmet while leaning close*
Zack: *moves closer, eyes gleaming with excitement* I know I can handle the truth!
Kunsel: *leans even closer* Glue.
(Later)
Zack: Man, I can't believe Kunsel won't show me his face.
Sephiroth: I've seen Kunsel's face.
Zack: You have?
Sephiroth: I have.
Zack: What does he look like??
Sephiroth: You wish to know what he looks like?
Zack: I wish to know what he looks like!
Sephiroth: You're curious about what's under his helmet?
Zack: Yes I'm curious!
Sephiroth: I'll tell you what Kunsel looks like.
Zack, gripping his shoulders: TELL ME WHAT KUNSEL LOOKS LIKE.
Sephiroth: He looks like Kunsel.
Zack:
Kunsel never shows his face because he was one of the first experiments scientists did on G-cells and he doesn’t want the real genesis or shinra to sue him for his likeness. A.K.A- Kunsel is the very first Genesis copy. The few times he has been seen without his helmet he has to act like he is the real Genesis to escape. Even if the person who sees him is Sephiroth. He will take knowledge of their relationship to his grave.
I'm DYING at the thought of this + Sephgen
*Sephiroth sees Kunsel without his helmet and approaches him*
Kunsel (in his mind): Ok, here comes Sephiroth. I gotta act natural since they're best friends. Maybe give him a fist bump, pat him on the back or⏤
*Sephiroth grabs him by the waist, dips him, and kisses him passionately before caressing his face, then walking away*
Kunsel: What kind of friendship do these people have
AIZAWA ATE A QUIRKED PASTRY! HIS FIRST SON! He is a terrible pastry dad 😭 🥐
i thought croissant mic was just a crpissant styled to look like mic this whole time. why cant aizawa eat him 😭
because he's 1,146 days old and probably sentient- but that's just a theory
Aizawa has either lost teeth or I like to think that croissant mic has a set of bite marks from how hard he bit him🤣🤣🤣
dentist time for aizawa :]
Oh no! Poor Mic!!
Have you ever considered drunk Aizawa accidentally eating croissant mic?
im crying just thinking about it
I feel like all this week has lead up to this moment.
*Looks at Rauru.*
*Looks at Sidon.*
U right! What’s with all these slutty tops?
Let him serve cunt.
Maybe the real top is the friends we made along the way. Rauru is a good top
No joke, I had the same problem. And when I finally finished tutorial island and ended up wandering, the first item I found that was a top was the blue dress. It seemed strangely fitting.
The first two hours of the game I was SURE I missed a chest in the first area you jump down from. I felt so self conscious of my bare chest lol
Their hair!!! It’s white!!! Does that mean they have been touched by the moon spirit?!
people had been wondering where natsuo was and i wanted to draw a grown a fuyumi! had to look up some inuit clothing inspiration :))
You know what would make it worse? If a different Todoroki son found out and started calling Aizawa dad.
Todoroki is taking it very personally
Did you know about Martin, the humidifier?
Jon when they shower together
Omg. This is making me think PLOTS! Like what if, when Bakugo learns that someone like Deku is somehow being accepted, he rejects his acceptance to UA. After all, they must not be very serious if they are letting someone like him in the course as some sort of an experiment. They were going to get the quirkless Deku killed, and he didn’t want to be around to witness that fiasco. He and Inasa become best friends, according to Inasa. It isn’t until the sports festival that he figures out Deku has a quirk he shouldn’t have. Then he’s REALLY mad. What the hell did that nerd do?! He’s gonna destroy him in the licensing exams.
I've been thinking about Shiketsu High Katsuki a lot lately...
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again but it is absolutely an example of civilizational inadequacy that only deaf people know ASL
“oh we shouldn’t teach children this language, it will only come in handy if they [checks notes] ever have to talk in a situation where it’s noisy or they need to be quiet”
