Posting Here 'cause I Like It And It's Not AU-complacent. It's Literally Canon That They Both Like Awful

Posting here 'cause I like it and it's not AU-complacent. It's literally canon that they both like awful puns and that is so important to me; cringe 2gether <3

Bonus:

They're like the same guy to me

If Adult Swim is joshing about Smiling Friends season 2 dropping this Sunday I will literally hl2_death_sfx.wav PLESAE I NEED IT SO BAD

ANTHRO SILVERFISH WHO I LOVE SO SO MUCH 🥺🥺🥺

They're the only insect I see regularly while I'm stuck in the city and every time I do I squeal like a little girl they're SO frikin cute. yes lil creature you absolutely CAN live in my apartment and eat my hair

Inspiration struck at three in the morning and I couldn't sleep until I fulfilled my destiny

Original for the uncultured

Edit: thanks for all the notes, guys! I made some edits so that this is easier to read. If you like Bill and spec bio vibes, here's another one I made of some possible psychological instincts a Euclidean might possess. Lots of love :Dc

A study into 90% of Bill's organs

I went so overboard omg but I wanted to try underpainting :Dc See if you can guess what color was the base for each of em! Reasoning for design choices beneath the cut.

Teeth are retractable so as to not puncture the eye when not in use

Lashes are retractable because I couldn't figure out what else to do with them LOL they're pretty thick whiskers and so he'd have some trouble if they stayed in the way, but having them fully retracted would, I imagine, risk them getting stuck or the pores plugging with oil/dirt

Whether or not his tongue is forked varies in canon, just as his blood color does, so I just chose the ones I prefer! I do really like it when people give him blue blood but I think in subtler hues it can make him look a lil nauseous so it's easier for me to work with red

He cleans himself with his tongue because he's a gross little beast and can't just take a shower or something. Ok but really I just thought it was cute what are you a cop leave me alone

Every villain needs to be able to have claws it's like a rule somewhere I think

The second set of eyelids serve to protect the optic nerve but are mainly something I added partially for emoting purposes and partially because of how many times the animators do this thing where his lashes don't follow his lids and it drives me less insane to have a hc about it

This has been the hardest year of my life, but a productive one. 2024 is going to be better. Happy New Year, everybody; apologies if I don't answer my DMs today <:) ❤️‍🩹

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