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I'M DELUSIONAL AS HELL
Also I'm cooking some Billford art so stay tuned
(edit:) I loved @poltergeist-official 's and @dipcificalover3 's idea for Pacifica/Pyronica so I drew her to pull me out of my stupid art block 🤙
Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:
The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.
Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.
It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.
Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄
Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.
also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh
⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️
Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D
Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.
Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:
'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.
you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH
And, finally:
lmao this is shit
True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.
Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD
Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D
Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)
pyronicaaaa
in my head she sounds like pony head from svtfoe
just a couple of pink dudes
I need to see more Pyronica & Bill being best friends content IMMEDIATELY
Productive drawing day today, got though half of the henchmaniacs I'm planning on including.
Very happy with the rendering, but not looking forwards to having to stat out all of these guys. Oh well.
Captain, first mate, second mate.
Also! Have you ever played the Monkey Island games? Because I bet Pirate Stan would be a master of Insult Swordfighting. "I'm Bill Cipher, master of deception!" "Yeah, but ya sure as hell ain't got depth perception." *Clang Clang* "You can't defeat me, ya ain't got half the brain cells required!" "Got enough to know yer fashion sense leaves much to be desired." *Clang Clang* "Ya think yer so smart, but soon you'll run outta wit!" "Ya wear so much gold to distract from the smell o' s#&%?"
Get wrecked triangle boy
As much as I like to portray Bill as a terrifying unstoppable monster, it's also really fun to portray him as a whiny baby with the self esteem of a middle schooler.
Captain, first mate, second mate.
Wanted to challenge myself to make some more dynamic poses to revisit these designs. I was still happy with Pyronica and Bill, but let's face it; Kryptos needed a complete overhaul. Is this better? 🤔
More Masquerade stuff?
Kryptos, Pyronica and Bill!
Decided to make a little bit of a cheat sheet of the characters in the pirate AU for those of you who like the art but don't feel like reading an entire fic. So here's the important players on the crew of The Isosceles.
(Definitely still things to come though)
Also these jerks, but at least they look fancy this time
I've discovered metal sea shanties and now I'm unstoppable
(I'm curious if people can figure out who's who)
"Pretty Lavinia of the six and five mile inns; Works the last parlors in a town of missing men"
"He's offering the subtle sins, freely left beside the bins; See his nails and teeth and conscience gleam; Griminsky's Soul"
"Playing with evil my soul I had to sell; Dancing With the Devil on my way to hell"
(Fair warning that all of these songs have somewhat not child-friendly themes, if you check them out. They are my villain songs after all.)
Demon squad finally assembled
Inspiration struck at three in the morning and I couldn't sleep until I fulfilled my destiny
Original for the uncultured
Incoming doodle dump YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
I actually had time to draw today, yayyyy. It’s getting harder and harder to make time for relaxing art and not school art.
Poor Kirishima, I feel ya bud.