LET ME IN GOD DAMN IT!!! I'VE CHECKED MY EMAIL THERE IS NO LINK YOU LIAR!!!!! WATTPAD IS THE BANE OF

LET ME IN GOD DAMN IT!!! I'VE CHECKED MY EMAIL THERE IS NO LINK YOU LIAR!!!!! WATTPAD IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE ;-;

LET ME PUBLISH MY STORY FOR LOVE OF GOD!!! DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE THIS PROBLEM OR JUST ME?!?!

Chapter 2 of my story!

A Visit To The Cafe And To See A Certain Meme Guardian

"You do realise you can just snap your fingers and for the point of plot convenience you can just make more coffee beans appear or even a full ass coffee right?" Crazed complained with a huff, but Four just calmly replied, "Oh come on! I want some of Three's coffee, It's pretty good you know? Plus I haven't seen him in a while, it will be nice to catch up!" Crazed groaned in annoyance and then whined "COME ON I DON'T WANT TO GO ANYWHERE TODAY!! CAN'T WE STAY INSIDE AND WASTE AWAY?"  Four rolled his eyes and smirked, teasing Crazed "I just think your jealous because you can't taste, otherwise you would be happily willing to follow me to his cafe" Crazed just muttered back ,"The sooner we get there and get this over with the better..."  Four strolled out of the kitchen and made his way to the castle doors, opening them with a shove, then stepped out onto the emerald, green, lush grass of The Showgrounds. Today was pretty nice, the sun producing a warm glow to act like a blanket across the land and warming Four up as soon as he got outside, the sky bright and welcoming. He let himself take in the sight for a minute before continuing on towards Three's Cafe while Crazed slowly floated behind him with crossed arms, almost looking like he was at a funeral or was an angsty teenager. He then opened the cafe door, the bell ringing to alert Three of his presence, who right now was busy serving a customer, but soon looked over and gave Four a small wave when he walked over.

 "Hello scrub, what brings you here to my wonderful cafe?" Three said smugly in his usual tone, which Four rolled his eyes at and replied, "Just here to get a coffee Three, the usual one please" Three responded with a slight hum of acknowledgement, his eyes having a glint of knowing in them since he knew Four probably wanted to chat a little and wasn't there for "Just a coffee"  but got to making Fours coffee in no time, to which Four watched on.. slightly and secretly admiring....he shook his head. What was he thinking? To be looking at Three like this when he was doing something as simple as just make a coffee for him! But at the same time he couldn't help it for some reason, and Crazed noticed this, going to butt in with one of his usual comments, but Four quickly shut him down with a glare and a quiet whisper of a mutter, since he didn't want Three to hear this. One because he looked like a crazy person talking to himself since Crazed isn't seen by anyone else but him, and two because well... he's pretty much confessing right then and there! "Not now Crazed! I know full well your not a hundred percent not into him as well too since you ARE me!" Crazed just turned away with a pout, which Four held in a laugh at since Crazed was one to act like a child when he was put on the spot since he was wrong or plainly didn't have a response to back himself up since it was true.

Not long after, Four collected his fresh coffee and paid Three, having quite a lively and playful conversation because of their usual banter mixed with things like the usual questions like "So how is the cafe?" "How are the others?" and "How are the memes and videos going" among others. They chatted for quite a while since by the time Four got to the end of one of his sentences there was a long line of people behind him starting to complain. Four quickly apologised to them and said a rushed bye to Three, making his way back to the castle with his coffee in hand and thinking over the surprisingly nice and cheerful conversation he had with the other meme guardian. "So... are we going to like..do work now?" Crazed asked impatiently, Four just quickly saying "We will, in a minute, I want to look on my phone for a bit and get my daily dose of memes and have my coffee!" Crazed, for once, wasn't against this and actually agreed, I guess since he was Four he still had his love for memes even if he was kind of a pain in the ass...The time spent on Fours phone was quite calm, the rest of the crew being either out for their own respective reasons or busy, to which Four was alright with. It was nice to have a rare bit of peace in the castle since it was usually chaotic, mostly caused by Mario who was actually at his own home bothering Luigi instead of him. Four slightly chuckled at the thought even if he felt a bit bad for the red plummer's brother since he would have to deal with his antics, but then realised Luigi was probably used to it all by now, so continued happily scrolling on his phone until he thought the time was right to do some work.

[860 words this time! damn]

u-uh thanks? 0////0

I uh.. don't know how to respond to this?... *cautiously nibbles back but makes sure to hug straight after*

ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

She looks good ngl :3

Anyone? :3

Favourite colour: Purple in mostly any shade or form :)

Last song listened to: Sway (Mucho Mambo) by Shaft

Currently reading: A Slice Of Fried Gold by Nick Frost, Nerd Do Well by Simon Pegg, The Ravanged by Norman Reedus (damn I read a lot of books-)

Currently watching: Mostly stuff on Youtube so Astralspiff, Bushwhack18, SMG4, Dawko, Chicken ninja 42 (I watch so much FNAF content lol)

Want to watch / re-watch: Probably The Cornetto Trilogy for the 10,000th time XD

Currently craving: Mac and cheese or anything pasta related really (IRL Mario frfr)

Coffee or tea: funny thing is I don't like hot drinks so neither, AND I'M BRITISH LOL, but that does mean I don't like hot chocolate...Yeah I know I'm a demon from hell :/, But I'm OBSESSED with fruit boba tea, specifically apple is my favourite but strawberry is a close second

Hobbies in mind: Drawing while having a picture reference AND a Youtube video on (Yes that is my strange way of focusing, it's practically just like listening to a podcast for me accept I can watch it when I want a 10 second break :3, reading, gaming, watching even more Youtube and lookin on dis place :O

Current Aus: I call it The Hallucination AU or Crazed AU since that's his name lol (The Au I'm currently writing and including in some of my SMG4 stuff like drawings or mostly gacha 2 with my designs)

IDK WHO TO TAG ;-;

@anegg7 @babqftim-questers @bluestrawberrybunny @themissingmi1k @thenumber1smg3fan @tiredsmashbros

Here's random cuteness :3

I was tagged by the wonderful @jqmon ! Thank youuuu and here I go;

Favorite color: Purple, navy blue, and neons in general! They're pretty nice and can stand against a black background.

Last song i listened to: I have just had a random playlist on right now actually, but I think its called A Mask of my Own Face by Lemon Demon!

Currently Reading: "Camouflage of Great Reknown" by RatCandy! Again AUGH i love this fic Zote is me and i am Zote. Anyways, I would go on a tangent about that but this shouldn't drone on longer than my usual ramblings wahahazzzzz Also, "To Kill a Mocking Bird" By Harper Lee.

Currently watching/rewatching: "Yokai Watch!" and "Brave the Animated Series!" I've watched the latter almost 17 times in counting now aodjoeod, it's one of my faves that rivals Yokai Watch (which is pretty impressive if you know me!)

Want to watch/rewatch: "Yo-kai Watch" (OG), "Good Omens", "The Good Place", the new TMNT show and "ROTTMNT"! Quite the list but y'know =u=.

Currently craving: What I would do for some tiramisu right now...

Coffee or Tea: Same as prev, I like em both! I do like them like my chocolate though; a little more on the bitter side!

Hobbies in Mind: Drawing (digital and traditional), singing, playing videos games, and general crafts. I'd try to make anything once ○°w°○ wwwww.

Current AU: I have an unnamed Yokai Watch AU featuring my sona/character Caspian! I like making random stuff for it but I don't have a post or anything on it yet tho aifkoeod. Not to say I haven't fleshed some of it out or come up with a plot+official refs rho! (Fun fact if you've seen some of my posts; the yokai redesigns I showed yall a while ago were mostly just an excuse to show you the AU versions wwwww^) That, and a little personal world thing with two irls that I love <33 (COUGH. @samiisams and @sketchdeath22 ..... they have amazing stuff go look ooooo......)

People who I wanna get to know better: Hope y'all don't mind the tagggggggg!

@analog-smiles @c00kietin @strange0-0storm @amf-studios @aura-bug @suppai-limes @sketchdeath22 @samiisams

Love y'all!/p (hope I didn't accidently tag anyone whose already participated auiemdhjcr...)

finally finished this after SIX WHOLE HOURS!!! ;-; My first time drawing Karen or Mario as well so I hope you think I did well!!

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