Future Child: Mum, Why Is My Brothers Name Thor?
Future child: Mum, why is my brothers name Thor?
Me: because your dad loves marvel
Future child:oh okay. Thanks mum!Goodnight
Me: Goodnight, America’s ass
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Steve: I’m gonna say assemble
Thor: Ah yes a war cry-
Steve: I’m gonna whisper it
Thor: But how will the hear you
Steve: I’m gonna do it
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Steve: *whispers* assemble
Thor: Fuck no one heard him uh,,, AAHHHHHHH
Steve saying Avengers ᴬˢˢᴱᵐᴮᴸᵉ and no one running until Thor starts screaming and charging because Steve is a fucking idiot and WHISPERED Assemble acting like everyone is gonna hear him. Bucky was right in saying he’s taking all the stupid with him, he’s always been a little dumb nut. I love that old man so much.
Me everytime Chris Evans roasts Donald Trump, proving that he is, in fact, Captain America
https://youtu.be/AUrCLt_wSPc
I love them❣❣❣
Me: *thinks that Tony Stark might actually survive endgame*
Doctor Strange:
