I Don't Know About You, But I Like To Imagine A Blushing Tech. Just Because I Like To Think That When

I don't know about you, but I like to imagine a blushing Tech. Just because I like to think that when he blushes, the blood rushes not only to his cheeks, but also to his ears. That is, when he turns red, the tips of his ears also turn red.

It seems to me that Phee is deliberately making him blush because she likes this picture.

Do you know what I expected from the new series?

Dialogue in the spirit:

"Brown-eyes friend, my friend"

"Why do you call him Brown-eyes?"

"What else should I call my boyfriend?"

"Wait, what?"

By the way, I'm going to hell for this, but I can't help but make a joke about it.

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The one-armed Characters Club.

McCree: Why is Crosshair standing aside?

Magnus: And he's not fully in our club yet, he doesn't have a prosthetic arm.

Cross: I pray about it every day.

Magnus: So are we, honey, so are we.

What the technique has come to, we will find out the character from the buns😂

I've truly hit rock bottom.

The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.

Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.

Exhibit 1:

Certified 0° booty.

Exhibit 2:

That's a category 10 booty right here ^.

Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.

Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.

Tech: *wakes up after a head injury* Where am I? This is not a Camino!

Hunter: You seem to have amnesia. Therefore, I will explain briefly: The Republic, the Jedi Order and Kamino are no more, the Empire has replaced the Republic, which is not the best option, but as if we have a choice; now we live in a Pabu, you have a wife and two children, and this little girl is our Omega sister.

Tech: Wait, am I married?

Hunter: Yes, here on it * points to Phee*.

Tech: ...

Crosshair: I also walked away from the news that you have a girlfriend for the first six months. I came to my senses only when I was asked to give a speech at the wedding. And there I didn't even notice how you had twins.

AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.

Tech: I'm back!

Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!

Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?

Omega: Did I mention that?