AU, In Which The Tech Turned Out To Be Alive, It's Just That All This Time He Was Hiding From The Empire

AU, in which the Tech turned out to be alive, it's just that all this time he was hiding from the Empire in some backwater.

Tech: I'm back!

Phee: *hugs and kisses him* Don't do that anymore, brown eyes!

Crosshair: WAIT, DID HE HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALL THIS TIME?

Omega: Did I mention that?

I started listening to the Disciple of Darkness (I can't read it, because I can't find the book anywhere, even in electronic form, most likely this is the result of Disney officially leaving Russia and now I'm listening to, let's say, a pirated version of the audiobook, but that's not the point) and that's what I want to say.

First of all, I didn't notice how I had only 10 chapters left, the book is really addictive.

Secondly, if someone had told me when I watched the Clone Wars for the first time that Ventress would not just get a gorgeous head of hair and become much prettier (that's what having hair, leaving the Sith and prettier graphics do to a person) but also fall in love with a Jedi, I would have just told that person I would have laughed in my face.

Thirdly, I'm the only one wondering which of all this should have been included in the story arc of the series, as originally planned? It's just that there are quite a lot of events in the book and they definitely wouldn't fit into a traditional four-episode arch.

I know that Tech would be more suitable for the role of Belle, and the Hunter is just right for the role of Rapunzel, but I still like the result. I sincerely hope that someone will stir up full-fledged art on such an idea. Here's a character for the role of Gothel with the song "Professor Mom is smarter." And given the many theories that the clone X - Tech, this frame is just perfect.

Cross: Tech has finally found a girlfriend. LET'S GET DRUNK FOR THIS!!!!

Rare photo at Tech and Phee’s wedding.

Рекс: Я не договорил. Он не кусается, сразу руки отрывает.

As they say in Russia, "No matter whose cow was mooing, yours would be silent."

Crosshair: A pirate, really?

Tech: *looks over at Ventress, the ex-Sith* You are the last person in the galaxy to talk.