When The Bard Uses Intimidate

When the bard uses intimidate

im always a slut for making everything harder than it needs to be

she moved to my bed, amazing

Guns are so cowardly, pick up a spear and fight me.

Soda 2k18 (via scarlet-pan)

OMFG... So the key the Alex's building broke.

I called a locksmith and he was like "I'm not gonna bother coming down just to copy a key, go to Home Depot".

I go to Home Depot, they can't copy it because it’s broken and would get stuck in their key machine.

I call the locksmith back saying it's his fault i'm locked out of the building now. He sends a guy over who charges me 120 dollars to OPEN THE FRONT DOOR and then tells me to "stop giving me an attitude, it’s not MY FAULT"?! YES IT IS, YOU LYING FUCK.

OH AND THE LOCKSMITH REFUSES TO COPY THE KEY, so I’m stuck here for an ENTIRE DAY and had to miss Monchichi’s vet appointment.