I Hate When People Write Out Jessie And James Wedding Because Its Never In Character. Like Ok. First

i hate when people write out jessie and james’ wedding because it’s never in character. like ok. first of all, james would not be in a fucking tux. james would be in a dress, and jessie would get PISSED that his dress is nicer than hers, and it would be this fucking clusterfuck of them dress shopping and trying to find the perfect dress chemistry where they both look flawless and james is only a notch below jessie in excellence because duh she has to be the star.

their vows would be a variation of the motto, absolutely no question

meowth would be so happy that he accidentally starts evolving and jessie and james break their fucking kiss to B-button him like BUDDY, BUDDY, GROUND YOURSELF CMON YOU DONT WANT THAT before hes like SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK

giovanni would show up at the wedding and shake their hands. “good evening james. you’re fired.” “yes, i know, boss.” “well, enjoy the rest of your night.”

meowth and wobbuffet would drink WAY too much at the reception, obviously the best man and maid of honor, meowth would drunkenly break into tears while he’s giving his speech about how ‘jimmy’s da best, i really owe my life ta that goiy!’ wobbuffet also crying, agreeing with everything he says, so nansu so nansu so nansu.

how do people fuck up the rocket wedding when it’s the easiest thing to imagine

lmao no joke my favorite part of les mis is in “javert at the barricade” when that bouncy music starts playing and gavroche comes for javert’s entire life in front of everyone

“Often [Legolas] took Gimli with him when he went abroad in the land, and the others wondered at this change”

Don’t read the fucking comments, it’s like 97% assholish macho posturing in the vein of “LOL WAS I SUPPOSED TO CRY”

other than that warning, fucking ACCURATE

someone: so how was your weekend?

me:

Everybody stop what you’re doing and pay attention to how cute my baby is