(Ghost With A Short S/o)

(Ghost with a short s/o)

simon 'ghost' riley x reader

Sfw

He teases you for it there is never a day were you ever not hear “ how’s the weather down there shortness” 

When on missions he keeps a close eye on you cause you so small and it’s easy to lose you

Puts everything on the high shelf so you have to go to him if you need help 

Holds you like a teddy bear when asleep his arms just fit so perfectly around make him feel he’s protecting you in a way

Nsfw

He goes fucking hard like a damn jackhammer Christ you better prey you can walk by the end of it

Definitely has a daddy kink

Likes it when you scream his name really loudly that way the whole base we’ll know who you fuck with 

He’s a bitter can’t wear anything with your collarbone showing 

Is not afraid to fuck you infront of everyone 

{Playboy bunny costume}

 Jshlatt x reader 

Summary: it’s Halloween and you owe shlatt for a prank you helped ted pull

This isn’t smut but still don’t read if ur a minor

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There you were in shlatt’s bathroom squeezing yourself into a playboy bunny costume that tightly squeezed your body. 

How you get here is a long story so let’s tell it shall we. it all started at this party that Ted was hosting it was in the middle of October

So it was a Halloween themed but here’s a twist Ted was planning to scare the living fuck out of shlatt 

When was you had to have him have his guard down giving Te some time to jump out of nowhere and scared the living fuck out of him

Let’s just say shlatt didn’t take it to well nearly chased ted around the house for more then an hour 

Until he stopped maybe Ted convinced him to not beat him to a polop. 

Of course you were snapped out of your assumptions when you saw shlatt marching up to you with a grumpy look on his face

“ so you mean to tell me this was all your idea” shlatt said his tone dripping with venom 

“ wha” “ my place Friday 7pm you owe me” he said before he stormed away from your

Let’s just say once you get to his place Friday your Conversation went like this “ what do you want me to do your laundry?” You said 

“ change into this for me” he handed you a box and then pushed you into the bathroom and Close the door behind you

There you were in shlatt bathroom in a playboy bunny outfit The site of you in it did you want to melt out of the embarrassment

Slowly open the bathroom door and walked out “ wow I was expecting it to be to big on ya cuz you short” he said sitting at his place on the couch

“ fuck you J you cunt” you cursed at him “ bet you couldn’t shorty” he shot back “ you’d love like it you fucking botto-“ 

you were cut of by the apple smartphone camera sound Effect “ I would how much my twitter audience would eat this up” 

he said with a shit eating grin “ you wouldn’t” you said staring him down “ want ay bet” he replied showing you the phone screen 

Has he opened up Twitter and clicked on add a tweet “ you sick son of a Bitch” 

Wolverine Headcanons

• he has a Oak pine sent to him because he’s a lumberjack

• he’s hair is super soft spends hours brushing it out to look his best for you 😊

• if your an artist like me you will love this Headcanon: when ever you doing little doodles i your art book he poses for you to give you a full drawing idea

• he talks so much about you at the mansion to the point where professor X and literally everyone asks about you

Me after searching ghosts height

MF like 6, 2 I’m like 5,2 I’m small like he could crush me

More random dreams I have had part 2

today if featuring jshlatt this dream is a little more wholesome just a reminder ever thing in this was from my dreams

Tw: fluffy

I was around 1 am I was curled up in bed and it was cold Shlatt cold was wrapping up some Business with his March people

at this point I’m freezing my ass off to the point we’re I can’t even sleep Shlatt finally wraps up his meeting and cames to bed

Shlatt stop die in his tracks when he hears a whimper from me

“ eh you ok there doll face?” “ it’s so damn cold in here” “really I don’t feel anything””that’s because you like a space heater”

he chuckled at my complaining of the temperature

“ heat is down hon nothing I can do about it””damn it” in wined he got in to bed and pulled the blankets up over him

“ alright com’er you can take some of my- AA! Hey” he Yelp has I intertwined my cold hands with his and wrapped my bear legs around him

“ know wonder your cold your sleeping in short shorts” he said putting his warm hand in my thigh

“ your like a damn ice cube Christ” he said pulling me close to him “ my little frozen baby doll”

When ever Shikamaru Nara x reader is ass