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😍Jshlatt my beloved 

🐏Jshlatt🐏:  

When He first met you he was concerned you never talked unless someone talk to you he remembers asking Ted what was up with you and ted he just shrugged which wasn’t any help until one day he just started a conversation with you, were almost intimidating by him at least that's what it seemed but oh my God you were all over the place when you got used to talking to him so many funny remarks you had in just one conversation you were in your only little world and you some how dragged him in it 

~He wouldn’t tell you but he things it’s adores~

💚Charlie💚:

When he first spoke to you it seemed like you were intimidated but the more he spoke to you you just stopped being intimidated?

And my god you to were unstoppable there were funny remarks left and right scared Ted & shlatt nearly half to death literally every conversation was filled with funny remarks it was like the both of you were in your own little world you both created together 

~He absolutely adores you~

🥛Ted🥛:

He would take his time with talking to you nice and slow so that way you’re less likely to be intimidated by him. It would be a definite surprise that you pull out your first funny remark or joke talking to him and more. Comfortable you going the funnier Your conversations got

~He’s proud of you~

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Thank you to who requested I did this

hope you enjoy 🧡

y/n: if i punch my self does it mean i’m strong or weak

Charlie: it mean your strong

Shlatt: your weak

Ted: your a fucking idiot

*he means it with love ;)*

Y/n: * Drinks milk* this is really good milk

Ted: where did you uhm get it from

y/n: your mini fridge….

Ted: that’s not ordinary milk….

y/n: Ted….where did you get this milk from

Ted :

Jshlatt x !scientist!reader

{my nerd}

Summary: you would shlatt take a trip to the Grand Canyon and you blow his mind with a whole bunch of fun facts {I guess you could say you’re his little nerd}

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It was about 12 o’clock in the goddamn morning when shlatt decided he wanted to Drag you into his bullshit 

You just wanted to have a nice morning with his himbo ass but no he forced you should go outside and socialize

{Flashback}

“ayo toots wake up we’re going on a little trip” “ babe it’s like 12 in the fucking morning” “ I don’t care get dressed I’m making breakfast” 

{end of flashback}

So here you were in the car with a Starbucks coffee in hand with shlatt driving in the steaming hot Texas weather 

“oh cut the pouting you needed to go outside anyway” “ j it’s hotter than the devil's balls out here” 

Time skips and you to make it to the Grand Canyon  

“ did you know this place used to be under water” you pipe out “ what?” Shlatt responded in confusion

“ before the land split This place used to be underwater they found a whole bunch of sea life fossils in the Canyon”

 you explained “ not only that the rock layers date back to thousands of years” you had him in complete shock

 “ this is supposed to be a socialized moment you nerd” he says “ I might be a nerd but I’m your nerd” “that’s cringe” 

“But it’s true tho”

(Little assistant~)

Jshlatt x !engorged! Reader

UA: become human

Summary: you were sent to Agent jshlatt by a friend of his for his birthday

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He was in his office looking through camera footage from a crime scene when he got a knock at his offices door 

“ What do ya need, ted ?” He said eyes shifting to ted “ just thought I’d dropped something off for you”

 shlatt and raises an eyebrow as ted opened the door farther so you could step in “ Charlie sent her as a birthday gift”

“ He sent me a living beginning?” Shlatt questioned “ I share you mr. Shlatt that I’m your engorged assistant y/n'' 

Shlatts eyes snapped from ted to you “ so your a damn robot?” Shit could have fooled him 

Ted left the room shortly after he asked that question “ see denied but I am programmed to learn human emotions”  

“Whatever” shlatt grumbled turning back to the monitor screen and leaning back to get a better look at what was on the screen

“Gouging by your flushed face I would assume your tipsy” you stated stepping closer to his desk

“ you sure do like talking don’t you” he said, turning to you but he focused on your L.A.D on the left side of your head

It glow a purple “ your head is glowing purple” he said turning back to his monitor “ apologizes I am feel a certain emotion give me a moment” 

You close your eyes and the light glows a light blue “ I believe the feeling is worry?” You said 

“ what the hell are you worried about” he asked “ I believe you mr shlatt you see my programing is made to learn basic human emoti-“

 ” yeah yeah yeah I know how your programming works” he seemed annoyed by your presents 

You made your way behind him” I could give you a message if you like” you said look down at him 

He pursued “ whatever floats your boat” he said looking back at the Monitor 

You slow begin to massage his shoulder they where teases and Brad surprise when you got a groen out of him 

I’m this is what happens when you Sit in a chair all day

“ go up a bit” he mumbled leaning more in your Touch he let out a slightly loud Groen

“Ya that’s the stuff~”

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🔆 jshlatt my lovable himbo🔆

<Shopping for love~>

Jshlatt x grocery Store cashier reader

Request: my bestie:)

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It was another boring day working local grocery Store you started working there not to long ago

Didn’t take you long to start hate it there all the old people yelling at you to Double bag their groceries and all the creepy Chad men the flirted with you

But it all was worth it in the end cuz got to see him every once in a while this guy would come in and get odd food items 

One time he bought the entire stock of cereal of the place you thought it was hilarious you shared this story to your YouTube 

Audience and they ate it up some even told you who this insane mutton chops man is 

A twitch streamer by the name of jshlatt 

You checked him out for yourself and confirmed this was your corporate 

You were sitting at your checkout section when he walked in you heart leapt at the site of him 

There was something about him that made you melt on the inside and out by god he most definitely knows it to

He was so nice to you so Pleasant he was like a totally different person when he’s was off camera he knows what he was doing 

Flirting with you when you were meant to be checking him out all it took was that money making smile of his to make you Puddy in his hands

You always got a heartache when he would leave you were like a sad lost puppy without a owner

But this time was different this time he left something behind (is that…..HIS NuMbEr!) you screamed mentally has you grabbed it 

And flipped it over “ maybe You’ll focus more if you have me on your Strings” your heart beated out of you chest for real this time even is going as far as skipping if you beat

Let’s guess say you had plans tonight

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:)

!God!y/n in the after life visiting mamza : hummm this place hasn’t changed a bit

glatt at the front gate: MY GOD YOUR MASIVE! AND SEXY

!God!y/n:

glatt:

More random dreams I have had part 2

today if featuring jshlatt this dream is a little more wholesome just a reminder ever thing in this was from my dreams

Tw: fluffy

I was around 1 am I was curled up in bed and it was cold Shlatt cold was wrapping up some Business with his March people

at this point I’m freezing my ass off to the point we’re I can’t even sleep Shlatt finally wraps up his meeting and cames to bed

Shlatt stop die in his tracks when he hears a whimper from me

“ eh you ok there doll face?” “ it’s so damn cold in here” “really I don’t feel anything””that’s because you like a space heater”

he chuckled at my complaining of the temperature

“ heat is down hon nothing I can do about it””damn it” in wined he got in to bed and pulled the blankets up over him

“ alright com’er you can take some of my- AA! Hey” he Yelp has I intertwined my cold hands with his and wrapped my bear legs around him

“ know wonder your cold your sleeping in short shorts” he said putting his warm hand in my thigh

“ your like a damn ice cube Christ” he said pulling me close to him “ my little frozen baby doll”

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