Jschlatt - Tumblr Posts
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been trying so very hard to draw jschlatt. it's difficult
I feel like I just got called out, lmao
What your favorite dsmp character says about you
but it's what I gathered from people on tumblr and odly specific and maybe a bit rude
WILBUR
you were very good in one specific subject or field in school so you never had to study, but as you got older and things got harder you realized that you never develop any systematic learning skills and maybe you're not as smart as you thought you were, which resulted in early middle age crisis
or
people always called you dramatic which made you hide your feelings, as a way to prove you were strong, until eventually you developed unhealthy coping mechanisms
TOMMY
you're an older sibling and always felt like your parents have failed your siblings in some way (either not teaching them about the world making them very sheltered, or pushing harmful believes on them) , and now you're trying to make it up to them
or
you're the youngest sibling, that was always told off for being annoying/loud so now you seek validation from others and are constantly afraid of coming off as selfish
SCHALTT
you have a problem with understanding when you crossed the line, and often hurt people by accident. You sometimes jokingly say people are "too sensitive", while in reality you're trying your best to change the way you handle relationships
or
you have a savior complex and think you can fix broken men. You can't.
TECHNOBLADE
you grew up having a very sarcastic/deadpan humor, which other people often took as you being mean to them. You say you "hate other people" while in reality you're incredibly lonely
or
you tend to close yourself off when you feel unwell, instead of opening up to people, because you're scared of becoming a burden
RANBOO
you were fairly liked in school, but you always blended with the background. You say you don't like attention, but sometimes you wish people would notice you more
or
you're gay
(this is all light-hearted, I'm not actually being mean, I love y'all /parasocial)

Top left is Slimecicle. Red is meant to be TommyInnit flipping off white, who is Wilbur Soot. Also floating in the abyss is Fundy. Jschlatt and Tubbo are playing a card game. Around the table with the emergency meeting button is Quackity, GeorgeNotFound, Dream, Sapnap arguing with BadBoyHalo, Technoblade, and Philza poking Ranboo's decapitated body.

First time drawing Slimecicle.

First time drawing Dream. It's really old-

First time drawing Fundy. Needs to be updated.
I'd post more old art, but a lot of it is either too embarrassing, or duos that I could put in a seperate post. I might end up updating some of these, since my art style has changed a lot since I first made these.

im the single funniest person ever. someone understand

i will not explain, i will not elaborate, good luck

would you rather
have unlimited engrams but no more guns
or guns
(unlimited guns)
and no guns

Funny ram man make my night less stressful

please let theweeklyslap be weekly again plZ I need it for good therapy
Hello, children. You are not welcome here! Fuck off.
This is an 18+ blog with NSFW content on it.
(I'm remaking my intro post.)
About Me:
• Amalia, 18, AFAB (she/her/hers), NEW YAWK!!!
• Previously softlilbunbun
People I Do Not Want Here:
- Fuckin' CHILDREN - that includes YOU, 17-year-olds! 🫵🏻
- Fuckin' WEIRDOS (pedophiles, hebephiles, ephebophiles)
- Fuckin' ASSHOLES (racists, homophobes, transphobes, etc.)
- Fuckin' MORE WEIRDOS (I do not do DMs)
Stuff I'm Into:
Jschlatt. That's the whole skit.
• BDSM
• Rape (might write this, might not)
• Pet play
• I can't think of everything
Stuff I Am Not Into:
(Most of this is self-explanatory.)
• Fuckin' body fluids (scat / watersports / emetophilia / etc.) || Cum and some piss are exceptions. 🤤
• Fuckin' people up (gore / blood / mutilation)
• Fuckin' really weird shit (that I'm not into)
What am I doing on here?:
JSCHLATT SMUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for reading. >:P