Spider Man: *punches The Hell Out Of The Green Goblin*

Spider man: *punches the hell out of the green goblin*

Iron man: you got that shit from Bruce didn’t you

Spider man: nah uh

Iron man: fuck you mean ‘nah uh’

Spider man: cause Grayson taught me 

Dick Grayson: snitch

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[next day]

Y/n: dad! Why am I not allowed to see Grayson

Tony: he’s a bad influence on peter, teaching him hood shit

Y/n: Peter you snitch bitch

FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME FOX TAKE ON QUICKSILVER SAVE ME

FUCK

‘So good that he started speaking a different language’

{short}

Peter whimpers as he thrusts into you, his hips hitting yours in a blurry pace moving so fast he was practically vibrating against you

He let out a shaky breath before breaking out into frantic moans and whines until he suddenly started speaking Russian

Even though he was whimpering over them His words were still clear to you “так хорошо!” He yelped as his hips sped up and he cried out into your neck “удивительный!”

Let’s just say when you woke up the next morning gambit, Scott and Logan were just as confused as you were

Guys I caved in