The Dads Really Do A Good Job Of Representing Different Aspects Of A Whole Protagonist. Henry's The Chosen

the dads really do a good job of representing different aspects of a whole protagonist. henry's the chosen one, darryl's a normal guy who shouldn't be there, ron has a tragic backstory and glenn is a fucking mary sue.

On a stakeout one summer night, the Justice League gets caught up in the middle of a swarm of super powered mosquitoes. Chewed up, they go back to the Watchtower to regroup.

Hal: Fuck. Who has the calamine lotion?

Diana, flustered: What were those?

Clark, never having experienced a mosquito bite before, on the verge of tears: :(

Bruce:

Hal: Hey Spooky, how come you’re not itching like the rest of us? They even managed to break through Clark’s skin.

Bruce: Bats can eat up to 1,200 mosquitoes in an hour.

Everyone: ????

Bruce: *swoops out the door*

—

Dick: Hey Dad how was the League mission??

Bruce: Better than expected.

Tim: Any idea why Green Lantern has left fifteen hysterical voicemails asking if you’re actually a bat cryptid?

Bruce: No idea whatsoever. Would you please refill my Bat Mosquito Repellant?

The Mambo No. 5 plot twist brought me to my KNEES, I can’t believe how fun the new season is (and also very unnerving??) 

LAST BOY! Here’s Terry jr then and now

My good people, I give you: Amatonormativity.

so this is what I'm gonna be working on! for like...! this year lol

if I go artistically silent for long stretches of time this is probably why

(this is more of an announcement of a project, pretty much every shot but the first one is subject to revision or change, BUT I'M MAKING AN ANIME OP DUDES livin the dream cause no one can stop me)