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The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

The only AU in which I can draw them kissing

We don’t talk enough about how fanfiction writers love to give character large amounts of non-specific paperwork they hate doing

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

ok but like. there are two different types of privilege. there's type a "everybody should have this, but some people don't" and type b "nobody should have this, but some people do"

there's having parents who can pay for your application to any college, and then there's having parents who can bribe your way into any college. there's owning your own home, and then there's owning 50 houses and getting rich off hoarding a vital resource. there's not fearing for your life whenever cops are around, and then there's being the cop and being allowed to murder anyone at any time.

idk i just feel like that's an important distinction to make.

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(Ailien discovers what tumbler is?)

H:[using tumbler]

A: Human, what is that app?

H: It's tumbler.

A: I'm gonna assume Tumblr is one of these social media apps, you humans have?

H: Yeah, and there's a joke that it's one of the most If not THE most chaotic social media site we have.

A: Well, it can't be that bad.

H: Wana bet on it?

[30 minutes later.]

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE!

H: I win.

"craving a food means your body needs something that food can offer" now what the fuck does my body need with an ice cream

okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship