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Spree headcannons

A/n: So I saw Spree this weekend and I love this pathetic man so heres something for all the Spree fans out there

Kurt Kunkle x gn Reader

When you first start dating him he’s incredibly awkward 

Whenever you try to hold his hand or hug him he just goes completely stiff 

He likes to pretend he knows how relationships work and act confident around 

Though that fails as soon as you lay a finger on him, show him any sort of physical affection he turns into a sputtering mess 

He’s not confident enough to initiate any sort of affection with you so you’ll have to be the one who gives most of the affection 

That is until he’s comfortable enough to, which will take awhile 

But once he is confident enough, he will become so clingy 24/7 

He’s really sweaty though, so cuddling with him might get a slight bit uncomfortable 

Takes you on late night drives while blasting whatever music you want to listen too

Driving at 2am for junk food is a common occurrence with Kurt

Or he’ll let you sleep in while he sneaks off to the gas station and return with a mountain of chips and candy in his arms 

Loves to watch movies with you, it’s a lame excuse to be close to you but he’ll take it 

He tries to flirt but he ends up getting really awkward and just backs out of whatever he was trying to do

“Are you an Angel?...Cause um”

“Kurt, are you okay?”

His face gets so red from embarrassment, especially if you flirt back with him he has no idea how to respond

My guy loves to cup your face randomly and press soft kisses all over your face while he softly giggles to himself 

Though he has no idea how, he loves to roller skate with you even though he ends up with his face slammed into the pavement 

It’s worth it if he manages to make you laugh 

He loves to have you on his live streams, while his chat spams ‘simp’ 

While he games he likes to have you sit on his lap 

Though it might not be as comfortable when he rages and throws his controller on the ground 

He likes to have you wear his hoodies, he melts when he sees you waddling around in them it brings a smile to his face knowing that you love him enough to wear his clothes 

I've got brain worms for Googleplier. Head canons for what living with him would be like please and thank you? Would he be trying to kill me every second? Break my chinaware?

A/n: Haven't posted actual content in a while sorry about that, kinda lost motivation for a while but I'm back!

Genre: Headcannons, Fluff, Crack

Living with this man is…an experience to say the least

When he first started adjusting to living with you it seemed as though your very presences was enough to piss him off 

He wanted nothing to do with you whatsoever, asking him to do the bare minimum would provoke a groan and eye roll before he gets up to only completely butcher whatever you had requested of him

Ask him for a glass of water? Drops it right in front of you

Ask him if he could help with the dishes? Breaks ten plates within the ten seconds he came over to ‘help’ you

Literally ask him to help with anything and he will destroy it in the most passive aggressive manner possible 

After a while of spending time around you however he found himself beginning to enjoy your company to an extent 

Though he wouldn’t ever actually tell you this

You did notice however that he wouldn’t let out as many exaggerated sighs or groans when you’d ask him for the weather for the day, or if he would help you out with something

Which was very much appreciated when he didn’t drop your groceries harshly to the ground as soon as he stepped inside your house

Write anything around you and he’ll occasionally peak over to see what your doing, if he sees any sort of spelling mistakes he’ll be prompt to snatch your laptop and correct any sort of mistakes he sees 

God forbid you don’t use correct grammar and spelling in texts because I wish i was kidding when I say he will block you 

If he feels nice he’ll occasionally cook for you, he’s pretty good considering he can download any sort of cooking program 

Cleaning is a big no always, he won’t ever do it, you can’t and will not get him to do it 

Occasionally just to be an asshole he’ll hide things in your kitchen from you and if you ask him about a certain objects disappearance he’ll simply object to knowing anything about it in the first place

“Hey, Google, have you seen the butter anywhere??” 

“I have not, perhaps you forgot to by some, I will add ‘butter’ to your shopping list” 

He knows what he's doing, and he’s enjoying every second of your confusion 

If you ever get him any sort of present during the holidays or anything like that he’ll genuinely be so confused

“I don’t understand the purpose of this”

“It’s a hat? You know for like when it gets cold out?” 

“I know what a hat is, that’s not what I meant”

He’ll be somewhat appreciative of it, considering he didn’t even expect you to get him anything

Though he’ll show his gratitude in different ways, such as checking up on you, reminding you to take care of yourself like showering, eating, getting enough sleep, etc

A/n: Sorry if this isn't my best work I'm trying to get back to writing again

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DUDE!! :D

THANK YOU <3

Bottom of the deep blue

A/N: Was craving some heavy angst for Leo. I'll do a part two if you guys want

Warnings: Slight cursing

Pairing: Leo x Gn Reader

You didn’t think that you would end up curled up beneath your comforters, trying to desperately silence the sobs that wracked your body. Your shaky hand gripped your chest, trying to keep the feeling of your chest tightening at bay.

Your head throbbed, as the stream of tears flowed down your face, they rolled down your cheeks until mixing into the saliva that had escaped the corners of your mouth as well. 

Cheeks flushed a crimson red from the tears welling up in your eyes, you felt your eyes dry up almost as if it was a sign that you’d run out of tears to cry, as your breathing began to slow becoming shallow. You laid in bed expressionless staring blankly at the wall. 

But as you let your mind begin to process everything new thoughts begin to flow into your conscious mind, your eyes begin to become glossy, fresh tears escaping from the corners of your bloodshot eyes.

You hastily wiped them away as you threw your puffy covers off your curled up figure.

Groaning you rolled over blindly knocking things off your desk as you tried to find your phone amongst the papers and school assignments. Your eyes squinted as you cringed at the painfully bright screen.

As your eyes adjusted you felt your stomach begin to twist up in knots as you saw the dozens of texts and missed calls you had gotten from Leo. Feeling your lip start to quiver, you quickly placed your phone down. 

Today you’d actually confessed to Leo. You and Leo had gotten along great since the first time meeting through April. Connecting with someone new can be awkward sometimes, especially if you're not really sure how to keep the conversation moving, but meeting Leo was like talking with an old friend. He always had a new topic to talk about or a witty reply that had led you two into some friendly bickering. 

You became partners in crime pretty much away. You’d fallen for LEo instantly, how could you not? His confidence, his wit, his flirty nature towards you that had always managed to sweep you off your feet.

And over the course of your friendship you had thought that Leo had felt the same. He’d always blow you air kisses when he had to leave you. Or when he’d always find some sort of excuse to hold your hand or how it seemed he’d always save the best pick up lines especially for you. 

So who could blame you for assuming he likes you too? Well apparently so. 

You had ask him to meet you at your favorite hangout spot. And you’d poured your heart out to him, face flushed, as a sweet smile crossed your features, as you looked at the ground too embarrassed to meet his gaze as you fiddled with your fingers. But your confession was met with silence.

“Y/n…” as soon as your name left his mouth you knew something was wrong. Your head snapped up to be met with Leo’ shocked expression, but it wasn’t the kind you’d hoped to see, his face was twisted into an expression of bafflement and…guilt?

You blinked, stepping back from Leo as he tried to articulate the words he wanted to say. You felt as though you’d just been punched in the gut. Why did he look so guilty? He felt the same way, right? 

“Listen I…I’m flattered but - how do I say this?” Leo grimaced looking away doing everything to avoid your gaze. The guilt is already tearing him apart from the inside. 

“I don’t feel the same way. Don’t get me wrong! You're an amazing friend but I just don’t think of you like that.” 

Your mind had gone blank and it seemed as though all the butterflies had escaped your stomach leaving nothing more than a gaping hole. You clenched your fist, feeling a sudden rush of adrenaline pass through your body. Why was he apologizing? Didn’t he get this as humiliating as it was. You didn’t need his pity. 

“I’ve just never thought of you that way.” 

But hearing that phrase is what sent you over the edge. 

“You’ve never seen me that way?” your voice came out shaking, cracked like broken glass. It was evident in the way you spoke that you were breaking.

“Not even when you held my hand? Or when you blew me kisses goodbye? Or when you’d snuggle up to me on the couch when we watched movies together? Really? That whole time I was just a friend?!” you yelled finally challenging him with a glare you held on your face. Leo's face contorted into one of guilt as he looked back into your glossy eyes glaring straight through him. 

“Listen, I - I didn’t think it would mean anything. I was just messing around.” 

As soon as those words left his mouth he knew he had fucked up, as your angry exspression melted into one of beytral, that he would even think to play with your heart like that, someone you thought you could trust. 

You went still gaze shifting to the ground, going completely silent, Leo almost wished you would scream at him. 

“If that’s all I ever was then maybe we shouldn’t be friends.” 

Leo froze, he wanted to argue, to fight back but his body wouldn’t let him, he stood frozen as you slipped through his fingers like sand.

“Goodbye Leonardo.” You were gone, the single best person he’d ever met, gone, and it was his fault.