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I've got brain worms for Googleplier. Head canons for what living with him would be like please and thank you? Would he be trying to kill me every second? Break my chinaware?
A/n: Haven't posted actual content in a while sorry about that, kinda lost motivation for a while but I'm back!
Genre: Headcannons, Fluff, Crack
Living with this man is…an experience to say the least
When he first started adjusting to living with you it seemed as though your very presences was enough to piss him off
He wanted nothing to do with you whatsoever, asking him to do the bare minimum would provoke a groan and eye roll before he gets up to only completely butcher whatever you had requested of him
Ask him for a glass of water? Drops it right in front of you
Ask him if he could help with the dishes? Breaks ten plates within the ten seconds he came over to ‘help’ you
Literally ask him to help with anything and he will destroy it in the most passive aggressive manner possible
After a while of spending time around you however he found himself beginning to enjoy your company to an extent
Though he wouldn’t ever actually tell you this
You did notice however that he wouldn’t let out as many exaggerated sighs or groans when you’d ask him for the weather for the day, or if he would help you out with something
Which was very much appreciated when he didn’t drop your groceries harshly to the ground as soon as he stepped inside your house
Write anything around you and he’ll occasionally peak over to see what your doing, if he sees any sort of spelling mistakes he’ll be prompt to snatch your laptop and correct any sort of mistakes he sees
God forbid you don’t use correct grammar and spelling in texts because I wish i was kidding when I say he will block you
If he feels nice he’ll occasionally cook for you, he’s pretty good considering he can download any sort of cooking program
Cleaning is a big no always, he won’t ever do it, you can’t and will not get him to do it
Occasionally just to be an asshole he’ll hide things in your kitchen from you and if you ask him about a certain objects disappearance he’ll simply object to knowing anything about it in the first place
“Hey, Google, have you seen the butter anywhere??”
“I have not, perhaps you forgot to by some, I will add ‘butter’ to your shopping list”
He knows what he's doing, and he’s enjoying every second of your confusion
If you ever get him any sort of present during the holidays or anything like that he’ll genuinely be so confused
“I don’t understand the purpose of this”
“It’s a hat? You know for like when it gets cold out?”
“I know what a hat is, that’s not what I meant”
He’ll be somewhat appreciative of it, considering he didn’t even expect you to get him anything
Though he’ll show his gratitude in different ways, such as checking up on you, reminding you to take care of yourself like showering, eating, getting enough sleep, etc
A/n: Sorry if this isn't my best work I'm trying to get back to writing again