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Housewife Danny Isn't A Want It's A Need Now
housewife danny isn't a want it's a need now š
Glad I could infect the rest of you with my ghostface brain rot, Housewife Danny will definitely be making an appearance in more fics
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Housewife!Ghostface

A/n: I decided to write this impulsively at 2am because I've been holding onto this idea for a while now. If you guys like it I'd be happy to do a part two of these headcannons or even a full fic, just let me know!
Synopsis: Modern Au with Danny Johnson where Danny has made himself comfortable as your full time housewife!
Pairing: Housewife! Danny and Gn! Reader


Housewife! Danny who wakes up before you, so that he can breakfast for you before you go to work
Danny knows all of your favorites by heart so whatever you want to eat, heās got it down, heās already accustomed to what you prefer to haveĀ
Danny melts whenever you give him the slightest bit of validation or approval for his hard work, you know how hard he works to please youĀ
Housewife Danny spends most of his day cleaning up around the house, doing simple chores like vacuuming, doing the dishes, making the beds, sweeping ect.Ā
Tidying up the house for when you return home, he only wants the best for his lover of courseĀ
Though he also leaves occasionally to run errands, grocery shopping, picking up orders from around town, among other thingsĀ
But he makes sure to keep track of time so he can come home before you so that he can cook your favorite as well as wash the blood down the drain
When you return home from your long day at work Danny is there waiting to greet you with a welcoming hug, and after a tiring day Danny's strong arms embracing you against his soft, plush chest is the closest to heaven you think youāll ever get
Heās already set the table of course with your favorite meal hand prepared by Danny himself
Over dinner Dannyās very inquisitive about your day, heāll listen to you ramble on and on about one specific coworker whos been bothering you lately, or how you got there exactly on time, or maybe even a compliment your boss gave you
Whatever you want to talk about heās all ears, or maybe you had an exhausting day and all you want to do is relaxĀ
Heās got you, heāll offer to give you a message, or start up a bath for you, maybe if your feeling up for you and him could watch some TV in the bedroom, anything you want to watchĀ Ā
God forbid anything happens to you, if you ever come to Danny even slightly distraught heās engulfed with rage and this is one of the only times youāll see Danny's face shift from the warm smile he offers you to something cold, something dangerous that you canāt quite read
Though heāll assure you heās not upset that way his eyes show a glimmer of fury you doubt his words though you never say this to his face
Heāll never pressure you to talk about anything but he is pushy for names, if you're hesitant about giving in to his requests heāll start sweet talking you until you give inĀ
āPlease my dear, I wonāt do anything without your say so, but I need to know who brought my angle to tears, just let me fix it love.āĀ Ā
Though you do find it strange how seemingly out of nowhere the co-worker who had been bothering you stopped coming into work only a day after Danny had interrogated you
Youāve only know Danny to be a sweet, charming, man who wants nothing but the best for you and heās given you no reason not to trust him, so how could you think anything of it but a coincidenceĀ
Though you never know what Danny really gets up to when he does his errands, what you donāt know wonāt hurt you right?
After all heās grown attached to the role heās been given as your Housewife <3Ā

Comments and Reblogs are appreciated!
Hmm for Engineer, maybe him with a captain on the new planet? Basically life after the events of ISWM. Could have some PTSD from both parties and comforting each other through it all.
A/n: EATING THIS REQUEST WHOLE, dude this was such a cute prompt! I really enjoyed writing this one
Synopsis: After the events of ISWM, Mark and the Captain are trying desperately to forget what they had experienced on the ship, but their past is catching up to them rather quickly
Warnings: Mentions of hallucinations, unhealthy coping mechanisms

After the events on the ship you and Mark had undoubtedly been traumatized, whether you had realized it or not there would be long lasting effects of what you had been subjected to.
Regardless of the things you had experienced, you desperately wanted to forget everything that had happened, but it seemed as though it wouldnāt be as easy as you initially had hoped.
You had moved on to directing the construction of the new colonies, while Mark had been there alongside you working to build a civilization from the ground up.
You had been kept busy for months, with news of the progress of the building while you had helped solve problems that colonists were having while settling in, you felt it was necessary to keep yourself busy, to keep your mind from drifting to darker corners of your mind, things you needed to forget.Ā Ā
You arrived home, slamming the door with a sigh as you slumped from the doorway cracking your joints with a pleasing hum as you began to set up your work on the kitchen counter, laying out the blueprints you needed to review and approve as well as complaints you had collected from Cici.
This would undoubtedly take more than a couple hours to finish, but well you were already tired, so you made a promise that you wouldnāt stay up for too long.Ā
Your eyes fluttered open groggily, you groaned at the sudden light that flooded your vision.Ā
You rubbed your eyes trying to adjust to the overwhelming light.
āEnjoy your nap Capān?ā you knew that teasing nickname.You lazily turned your head up to the engineer, a warm smile spread across his face.Ā
āMark? What are you doing? What time is it?ā you asked, your voice still heavy with sleep as you stretched your back out and pushed yourself away from the counter, covered with unfinished sheets and documents.Ā
āItās about ten-thirty-seven, and way past your bedtime. What were you even doing down here?ā his brows furrowed as his chocolate brown eyes scanned the papers. You frowned as you collected the unfinished sheets.Ā
āOh nothing, just documents for work. Which I still need to finish.ā you murmured, anxiously eyeing the stack.Ā
āWell you can just finish them tomorrow, you donāt have to go in that early anyways right?ā you smiled looking back to Mark as you abandoned the counter.Ā
āYeah, I guess you're right.ā taking his calloused hand, flicking the kitchen light off as you left the room. Making your way to the master bedroom through the empty house.Ā
You looked into the mirror mindlessly as you counted the seconds, brushing your teeth thoroughly before you spat out the overwhelming mint flavored paste. As you rinsed your brush under the cold water Mark called to you from the bedroom as he changed.Ā
āSo, how are you?ā the question seemed drawn out, almost hesitant, as if he was leading onto something else.
āMark, we already talked about this over lunch, did you already forget what I told you.ā you teased as you opened the cabinet setting your toothbrush next to Marks as you turned the light off joining Mark in the bedroom.Ā
āNo, no I was justā¦yāknow curious if you maybe forgot to tell me something exciting.āĀ
You quirked an eyebrow out at him doubtingly.Ā
āUh huh, well I feel like you're trying to get to something else, so why donāt you just go ahead and say it Mark, I hate it when you dance around stuff like this.ā
A dense silence fell over the room, and you felt a familiar feeling of dread stir in your chest.Ā
āI want to talk aboutā¦about what happened on the ship.ā you felt your body go stiff.Ā
āWhy would you want to talk about that?ā your voice wavered as you tried to swallow the lump in your throat.Ā
āI just, Iāve been seeing things and hearing things, things that Iāve wanted to forget, but I just canāt.āĀ
Again a silence fell over the room, it felt with each passing second a weight was pressing down on your chest.
You paused.Ā
āI know Mark, I can still hear them too.āĀ
Mark turned to you, his eyes glossy, as his bottom lip trembled lightly.
āWas it my fault? I know weāve talked about this before, but I canāt help but think about what wouldāve happened if I hadnāt even built the warp core.ā his voice shook as he gripped his face, his eyes fixated on the floor as his body shook lightly. You frowned, walking around the bed as you squatted in front of him taking his hand in yours once again as you gave it a reassuring squeeze, his panicked eyes flickered to yours.Ā
āMark, you canāt blame yourself for everything that happened, itās not fair to you. Sure you built the machine, but nobody couldāve known what kind of power it was capable of.ā Mark gave a slow nod, his eyes not leaving yours. You smiled scooting in to give him a tight hug.
āI love you, okay? Donāt forget that.ā you whispered as Mark buried his face into the crook of your neck, leaving a quick peck against your warm skin.Ā
āWhat do you say we head to bed now?ā
āSounds like a plan Capān.ā

Can't tell if I like this one, but oh well. Once again reblogs are appreciated!
Coffee's Valentine event <3 (CLOSED)

So in honor of reaching seven-hundred followers I wanted to do a special event, and since Valentines day is just around the corner I thought I'd try to do some Valentine match ups!

So how this event will work, you pick a fandom listed below and I will match you up with one of the characters from said fandom
you send me a little bit about yourself, personality, hobbies, likes, dislikes, sexuality, etc. And anything else you'd want to send in. Please try to be detailed for a more accurate result ^^
For the match ups you can either pick a confession, basically how this character would ask you out, a letter sent to you by the character you match with, a break up if you're craving some angst, or a valentine date! I will allow you to pick two if you want <3
Fandoms:
ā”Slashers
ā”Markiplier egos
ā”Mandela catalouge
ā” Owl house
ā” Madness combat
ā”Haikyuu
ā”The outsiders
ā”Genshin impact
ā”The walking dead game
ā”Castlevania
Enjoy! <333

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