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pairings: lee sangyeon x reader genre: teacher au, tooth-rotting fluff summary: in which teacher!sangyeon has a crush on teacher!you and anonymously leaves little gifts for you on your desk, only to one day be caught by your entire class word count: 5.9k series: sankyeom’s 2k followers celebration
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You loved your job, you really did.
Teaching little kids all day long was an absolute joy for you. But if you said recess wasn’t your favourite time of the day, you’d definitely be lying. “Finally,” you groaned as you took a seat on a sofa in the teacher’s lounge, a large cup of coffee in your hand as you closed your eyes.
Sangyeon, Jacob and Hyunjae – three teachers at your school that you considered close friends – shared knowing smiles. “Rough morning?” Jacob asked.
“I love my students,” you said, eyes still closed. “But they can be little devils sometimes.”
Hyunjae burst into laughter as Jacob and Sangyeon grinned. “They can’t be that bad?”
You opened your eyes to observe your colleagues. “It’s Emma’s birthday today. She brought cake for the entire class, and they ate the entire thing within the first ten minutes of first period,” you recalled in a monotone voice.
Jacob winced. “Sugar rush?” he guessed.
“You have no idea,” you complained, having flashbacks to your students running around the classroom and causing absolute chaos. “I would literally kill for some coffee. Or at least maim.”
Hyunjae pointed at your mug. “What do you call that?” he teased.
“Terrible teacher lounge coffee that hasn’t been warm for, like, an hour,” you observed as you took a sip of your coffee. Then, you winced and pushed the mug away from you. “I may be desperate for a good caffeine fix, but I’m not that desperate,” you mumbled as you got up to toss the contents of your mug down the sink.
Sangyeon’s eyes trailed after your retreating figure, a mindless smile on his face as he observed the way you glared at your, now empty, mug in disgust as if it had betrayed you. His gaze drew towards Jacob when his colleague cleared his throat, a knowing look in his and Hyunjae’s eyes as Sangyeon gave them an innocent smile. “Are you ever going to ask her out?” Jacob asked with a lowered voice.
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The Witcher Netflix Season 2 Spoilers!
Some things I just need to get out of me:
• I disliked most of it if you ask me as a Witcher Fan. It not canon, not at all. They did so many things wrong or executed them the wrong way or idk.. only like one or two thirds were based on the books, which is really a shame since the books already have a very good, compact story and wouldn't need big changes to make it into a good series.
• if you ask me as a person who knows nothing about Witcher lore, it was a good season. The cinematic aspect was phenomenal, the acting was on spot and the story line was okay (a bit shaky tho)
• also Joeys new songs slap so hard omfg espacially Burn, Butcher, Burn and Whoreson Prison Blues are so good.. he also got more Dandelion the episode (which I love)
• I also really loved Cöen, Lambchop (so cute) and Vesemir.. they were all executed very well and I basically fell in love with them all over again
•Eskel tho? Ohhohoho we really need to talk about my boi beCAUSE WTF DID THEY DO TO HIM??? why him?? why not one of the 15 other (mostly nameless witchers) who died in the end anyways???
• also his character?? Like wtf that was not him at all. He was like the politest witcher soul ever in the books, a total sweetheart with a big scar in his face, scary, scruffy looks and an ugly voice.. this bitch tho? Not Eskel. Nah, won't accept it.
• New headcanon: Eskels still alive somewhere out there
• btw witchers.. what went wrong with the contact lenses? Did they spend all their bdget on Rience's one eye? Or on Yenns ugly ass unrealistic lookin violet ones? Love that Cöen had two different eyes but the rest.. only one with special eyes was Geralt
•apropro special.. wtf was that with the bruxa in the beginning? Since when can they fly? Right, never, they also don't have a bat form or can move round like that thing did
• Okay but back to the boys.. oha emotional rollercoaster omfg. Why were there 20 witchers? They were supposed to be like 5 at max.. also why make them if kill them in the end anyways??
• killing btw, I wouldn't have blamed Vesimir for killing Ciri.. he lost his sons, she or, better, Baba Yaga killed them.. it would have been the lesser evil to kill Ciri if it would have killed Baba Yaga too (also the show is a shitsshow this or that way, wouldn't have been surprised if smt like that happened)
• apropros killing his sons.. Vesemir was left broken by Eskels death. And Geralt? Supposedly best friend and closest brother of Eskel? He KILLED him and wasn't even half as sad as the rest of his brothers.. he killed his damn horse which he changes like dirty underclothes and was sadder about it than killing his own brother. He didn't even give Vesemir the time to mourn or say his last goodbyes.. "the wolfs are coming" stfu u stupid worthless excuse of a brother, u know what, you didn't deserve Eskel
• also ppl saying "oh he was such a good father" like no??? In the first half of the season he was literally a dudebro to Ciri, not a father.. even in the end he still called her Cirila wtf
•okay okay goddamn I'm angry but enough bout the boys... Jaskier, Cöen, Lambert and Vesemir, y'all have my love.. oh and I really dislike Triss because she's a pick me and toxic in general (based on the series, books and games; same as Yennefer) but I really liked her cute grandfather-granddaughter relationship she had with Vesemir (like in the books yk)
• ok so finally smt else than the bois
• fuck streggobor. Won't elaborate why, should be clear as daylight, if not wtf is wrong with you
• kinda besides the point but also like why tf did they make all the bad guys so hot? Like.. Vilgefortz, Rience, Dijkstra.. omfg Philippa, my bi hearts exploding
• all my love to Cöen, Vesemir, Jaskier and Lambert, thanks for caring the season my kings
• also liked/loved Ciri, Filavandrel, Cahir to a certain point and Istreed wasn't bad either.. am I missing smb?
• oh also liked Djikstra and Philippa.. both are characters that you dislike so much you start to like them again.. mostly bc of their sarcasm and general attitude
• kinda paniced when they were about to execute Cahir ngl.. like wouldn't put it behind them to ruin the Hansa as well
• which, speaking of, I am SO SCARED of what will happen to them because technically, if the books count anyhow, they will be introduced in the next season
• omfg if they ruin Regis, if they ruin my poor old sweet humanistic vampire man, I'll idk what I will do but it won't be good
• but lets face it, everything Netflix did to the witcher is not Canon, at least not as a whole.. it can be could as a meh executed fanfiction but not as canon lore, thanks
• anything else?
• oh I HATE HATE HATE what they did to Eskel, did I already mention this?
• like wtf wolf witcher bros, ya most polite and quite brother makes a 180 degree character turn and you won't even notice?
• because its sure as hell not like insecure little bitch, scar faced, ugly voice ass eskel to bring whores to Kaer Morhen
• or to just punsh Geralt in the face??? ( I mean same but still)
• gosh I am still angry and I watched this like 12 hours ago
• okay okay now, fr anything else?
• the baba yaga story was kinda cool but not totally fitting and not really needed
• OH ALSO WTF I WANTED AN OLD EMHYR NOT THAT YOUNG MF AGAIN
• btw love Cöens smallpox scars
• I think I'm done.. for now
• oh wait, I also dislike muscular abs bard but its kinda funny that he's just as buff as Geralt in that ugly ass muscle armour
• ohhh btw love that they included Yarpen, thought they forgot him and almost lost my faith :)
• but again also mad aF bc of Eskel but this time because of that stupid as funeral.. like at least burn him, like a grand witcher should be treated and don't let the wolfs feast on him? What was he, dog food or a monster slayer? Wheres your respect to traditions Netflix? Traditions Sapkowski obviously choose for a reason because they excist in our world too
• oh holy melitele I hope to idk who that Sapkowski won't watch this
• apropro Melitele, loved Neneke too, ma old sweet, badass lady
• guess thats it for real now.. might do another post if I can think about more things I dislike
Thanks for coming to my ted talk :)
Random thought
Most classical lookin goth guys does nothing for me. They're too.. clean. LOL Does that make any sense? They all look like they're just supposed to stand somewhere and be fancy. Like a show dog.. or a peacock. 💀
I want them messy ass dudes who look like they just fell out of the moshpit after a 3 day festival bender. Preferably with a nosebleed..
How?
Alright, there's been many theories and ideas for Prime. There have been many questions thrown about, but one I haven't seen is one very important question. A question that leaves me thinking for days, a question that I rack my goddamn brain for answers:
How the HELL did Nine know that Sonic was in New Yolk and in trouble?!
Like the rebels and Sonic were about to have their hides skinned until this mofo pulls up in his OWN GODDAMN SHIP? What?!
Bro really said "get in loser, we're starting a new life" and then just fucking dips when Sonic jumps in XD
Prime writers, we better get a WHOLE Nine episode explaining wtf this was about.
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Also, we need more Nine...
I don’t know why, but I ended up literally saying, in a moment of stupidity
‘Oh my fuck, what the god’
My grammar is A+
like actually. i am SICK
check up on your local five hargreeves fan
i’m sorry this announcer just compared the avs to pancakes...... what.
Oh I remember the time I wrote a book, a pretty short one, not even 200 pages long. The writing was SO goddamn awful holy shit, granted I was pretty young when I wrote it and had little to no experience & knowledge about writing books, dialogue, character construction, etc. but I was taking a look at it again a few days ago and my god, the dialogue is so unnatural and uninteresting, the plot was extremely convoluted and poorly thought out, the characters feel so one-dimensional, and the sex scenes... don't get me started on how badly the sex scenes are written...
Worst part about all of that is that it was a book about furries, yes, you heard me right, furries. Jesus Christ what was I thinking.
I WANT A SEASON 5 NEOW🤬🤬🤬
family gathering going great. my cousin told everyone im going to have a hoarding disorder if i dont throw away stuff and ill end up mentally ill.
Watch "Scooby Doo laugh" on YouTube
Penny wise is that you?!
Just imagine, if you came across this situation
I can't stop watching LMAO 🤣
I HAVE DONE IT
so for my birthday someone got me a mclaren lego set
me, a very big mclaren fan, set to work building it as soon as i could
i also didn't realize how long it would take
so five painstaking hours later, when it is close to midnight, i have finished😭😭
@wildernezz
PEOPLE ARE MAKING WHAT OCS
reblog this if you’re jewish or your blog is a safe space for jewish people
in light of recent events as well as a new rise in creating nazi ocs I think this post is an important one to have on your blog if you stand behind your jewish followers or are jewish yourself.
WTF oedipus is way more bizarre from what I thought
After Handplates
*to be continued
*twitch(?)
Wha. What..?
What was that? Am i joke? It's a joke Almost 6 hours The voice acting is also shitty And then what? GZtale? 6 hours... Why would you sign that it was a complete comic THIS IS NOT THE WHOLE COMIC