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i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

i can call a cat a "kitty" all i want but THE SECOND I SAY "PUSSY" EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR FUCKING MINDS

we won

died and came back tired. died and came back exhausted. died and came back with manic energy. died and came back with malingering unease. died and came back twitchy. so many possibilities

Why has dungeon meshi taken over this platform

Trans women are the main reason for the characters in this area

Transphobia check! Type "trans women are" and let your phone finish it for you

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

Top 5 women?

bro i can’t even top one woman ha ha h[two drums and a cymbal fall from the ceiling killing me instantly

what is the coolest rock you have?

probably one of these but i dont know what kind they are

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

Bad and naughty guitar strings get reduced, reused, recycled.

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

I was blessed with two talents. Writng poems, and playing music. I will NOT use these to bring comfort, peace, or enjoyment to others. I WILL use this to torment my girlfriend who gets flustered easily.

Handy Charts for getting into the Gundam Franchise!

Credit: u/Kafukator (earliest source i found) For the flowchart, me for Venn Diagram

Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020