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mice are having sex in my walls :(
I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.
HOW DO YOUR PERCEIVE BLUE AND GREEN?
please stop coming into cc's spaces and asking about boundaries do you guys understand how awkward that is i dont know why you think it's more okay than just doing stuff. its like 100x worse to go up to a stranger and ask "hey are you okay with me drawing porn of you/hey can i write fic where you fall in love with your work friend/hey why are you interacting with ship content are you willingly ignoring their boundaries" please just stay in your lane and leave these people alone oh my god
My sonicsona I commissioned from @emryste!!! He did SUCH A GOOD JOB and was amazing to work with 🥰 When I say he understood the assignment, I mean he understood the assignment.
This is Dux the Bat!! They are a mad scientist and they study rabies (probably. Who actually knows).
The story behind this design is pretty funny!! I had an art of Adam Sk8 the Infinity as a Sonic-style bat by @\dilfosaur (link to her blog, I ain't tagging her 🙈) as my Discord pfp for a really long time to the point that people just kind of considered it "me". When the opportunity to commission a wonderful STH artist, I was SUPER excited to get a design of my own for this feral blue bat. And since I'm a mad scientist, they get to be a mad scientist!!
I love this design so much and I'm so happy to have it!!! Emrys also went above and beyond and made a few different versions with some mystery chemical staining >:D
i am 3 cms tall
jimbo bounty infinity money
i'm putting you on a leash and not in the fun way
u need atleast a harness for me
jimbo bounty infinity money
i'm putting you on a leash and not in the fun way
okay so twice recently i've seen random people in the wild like "yeah people don't eat rice around here." so i think we need to have a poll on rice consumption
if you're a no-ricer maybe say where you're from/other explanation because i would like to know................................
Does tumblr know about the animation union yaoi yet
“Queer people need to get weirder-” you can’t handle like. A lesbian.
explain in tags if you'd like !! please do reblog if you vote to keep it going :D /nf
of course i consciously choose to see the good in you. I love you
it's always "immortals always lose the ones they love!" and never "this family has had this incredible, powerful, loving figure present through generations of their lineage, all because they are descended from someone the immortal loved long ago" and i think that's a shame!!
wonder what shenanigans the boys are up to This time… 👀 @hotguycomiczine
[ID: a snippet from my hotguy comics zine piece that reads:
The soles of Grian’s shoes meet the pavement below with a sharp slap as he dashes through the dark alley, voice bouncing off the walls around him. Wind whips through his hair and wings; ahead of him, the robber he and Hotguy are pursuing darts around a corner, an amethyst necklace falling from his bag in the process.
Grian doesn’t bother slowing his pace. Under normal circumstances, he would’ve taken the time to study his environment before rushing in, get a better eye on his surroundings—but tonight is not one of those nights. He knows without turning back that Hotguy is still following him, albeit with a little distance between them. So instead, he lets determination push him forward, and focuses. END ID.]
“G!” Scar grins as he sees the other approaching his train. He jumps down the ladder, landing with wobbly feet as he makes contact with the ground. “Just the birdie I was looking for!”
Grian lifts a brow, “Oh? What a coincidence. I was looking for you as well.” His wings flutter and twitch in response, folding neatly against his back. “Got any diamonds to spare?”
“Don’t tell me you’ve run out of diamonds again,” Scar tuts as he shakes his head in disapproval. Grian grimaces in answer, earning a disappointed sigh from the zoo keeper. “For shame, sir!”
“Just be happy I’m not skimming from the top of Ore Mountain again.” Grian squints at him, crossing his arms over his chest. “Can I borrow a few or what?”
Scar makes a show of thinking about it, dramatizing his hum and tapping his chin. “You happen to have amayzin’ timing, considering I had something to give you.”
“Oh?” Grian tilts his head, looking at the other with curiosity. “Do I get the diamonds too?”
“Oh yes, of course, of course!” Scar joyfully nods, his warm smile not doing a single thing to cover up his salesman voice (as Grian has so lovingly dubbed it). “This would be an exchange of goods, after all! It’s only fair you’re compensated for your time!”
Grian stares at him for a second, eyes just shy of a squint. He doesn’t think there’s really an exchange going on, considering he’s not giving Scar anything in return; besides his presence, that is. He could point out to Scar that this isn’t an equal trade (barely a trade at all, really), but where would the fun in that be? He kind of wants to see where Scar is going with this.
Plus if he really feels bad about whatever this is, Grian can always find some way to repay Scar later.
Wings fluttering against his back, he shrugs. “Okay.”
“Great!” Scar beams at him, clapping his hands together. “Alright, I need you to stay perfectly still, no twitching a single feather, mister! Oh, and close your eyes too!” he directs the avian, earning an odd look from Grian.
“O…kay..?” Doing as told, Grian closes his eyes, curious. It’s definitely some surprise Scar has for him. But what is it? And why? He hasn’t missed any birthdays or anniversaries, has he? Maybe he can take a little peek… Scar never said anything about keeping his Watcher Eyes closed.
As if reading his thoughts, he hears Scar exclaim, “Yes that includes your funky magic eyeballs too, you pesky bird!”
Drat.
Grian sighs, resolving himself to the agony of waiting patiently. How horrible. Scar should feel terrible for making him wait like this. The build up is killing him! He’s eager with anticipation!
His breath stills as he feels Scar’s presence get closer to him. Grian can feel the warmth of his exhales as he releases them, all gentle and soft. Scar makes a few concentrated noises, and Grian can imagine the way his tongue pokes out from his mouth just slightly. He waits before feeling something being carefully set on his head, gentle palms combing through his hair. The feeling is followed by soft lips against his nose, as well as a little laugh as he scrunches his face.
“Okay, now open your eyes!”
Grian squints against the sunlight as his eyes open again, having to blink a few times before he looks at Scar in front of him. It takes him a second to notice anything different, setting a hand on top of his hair as he looks at the zoo keeper. He feels soft petals under his fingers, and finds that Scar has a crown made of sunflowers nestled in his hair. “Flower crowns?” he asks, confused.
“I made us matching ones!” Scar exclaims, his smile growing impossibly larger. “See I got the idea from Pearl after talking with her about doing a gift shop for the zoo—because you can’t have a zoo and no gift shop, that’s criminal!— and then bayum, it hit me! I’ll sell flower crowns as one of the items since I’ve got sniffers!” He gestures with his hands as he speaks, and Grian is captured by every word from the brilliant man. “I don’t even have a single enclosure of the zoo done yet but oh Grian I got so inspired, I had to do something with the idea!”
Grian can’t help his fond look as he sets a hand on his hip. “So you made some flower crowns?”
Scar eagerly nods, “Yup! I made them with you in mind so… who better to share the first try with than my pretty bird?”
The feathers on Grian’s wings fluff up at that. “You’ve got to be the biggest sap I know,” he sighs, although he finds the gesture incredibly sweet. “Though I have to ask, how is this an exchange? I’m not giving you anything.”
“Sure you are,” Scar argues, turning to set down his ender chest. “I get customer feedback and a free excuse to see you smile!” He looks at Grian, pleased, before ducking down to dig into his ender chest.
Grian decides right then and there that he’s going to kiss this man silly. Then he’s going to properly repay him.
(And if Grian leaves him a small arrangement of flowers on top of the shulker box of sniffer eggs? Well. Scar knows exactly who they’re from.)
You and the characters in your lockscreen wallpaper fight god.