Day 433 Of Posting Good Omens Memes Everyday Until Season 3

Day 433 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

I got kinda poet-ish about it in my last post but I need to be more direct:

Genuinely what the FUCK is wrong with Daniel Molloy.

Like okay, yes, 100+ year old broody vampires with incredibly tragic backstories will be hot and a little bit insane. That's literally a given.

Daniel Molloy is a 30-somethings man with a budding alcohol problem and verging on a midlife crisis, and his response to a world-shattering revelation that vampires are real is to go SO fucking off the rails that his 500 year old millionaire stalker that blends rats for fun, reads 70 books a day at mach speed, and once SEWED A YOUNG GIRL'S HEAD TO AN OLDER WOMAN'S BODY AFTER MURDERING THEM has to be like "Daniel you're being weird again".

Like this man.

- Has no backstory as far as I know? Certainly no tragic tale I've ever heard. He'd literally some dude off the street.

- Is one of the only characters to ever be with Armand and NOT fetishize the fact that he looks 17 (hats off)

- BUT he DOES fetishize him being a literal fucking corpse, direct quote "I like kissing. And snuggling with dead things, yes, hold me." so maybe we should place him on some kind of list anyway

- Is literally ADDICTED to vampire blood, and the reason for it is that it gives him fucked up visions of suffering and torment and he's into that

- (I'm cutting him a lot of slack for also being not dissimilarly addicted to having his blood drunk, because this is Tunglr and I think we can all relate to that, but let the record state for real world purposes that's still fucking weird)

- Yells at and berates his deranged vampire stalker WELL before the time they become Lovers, in the MIDDLE of said deranged vampire stalker having some kind of angry meltdown. ("I WANT YOU TO DIAL PARIS, I WANT TO SEE IF YOU CAN REALLY TALK TO PARIS" [...] "WHAT ARE YOU, AN IMMORTAL IDIOT?" This is during a time period where, for all he knows, the deranged vampire stalker is fully comfortable with and even vaguely planning on killing him.

- Hears OVER AND OVER AGAIN how becoming a vampire is nothing but a terrible irreversible eternal curse, sees how every vampire he meets (all... Two of them, to be fair), longs for humanity, and STILL thinks "Nah. I'm built DIFFERENT."

- Like. Listen. He's aware of the pain and suffering he'd bring to others. He fully knows about it because he drinks Armand's blood. And he WANTS TO DO THAT, like that would NOT be an issue for him.

- At best that's a sacrifice he's willing to make so he gets to cuddle his dead boyfriend for all eternity. At worst, and more probably, that's a fun perk for him.

Like Daniel what is your fucking PROBLEM, man.

reblog if you’re a writer who feels guilt whenever they’re not writing and being productive, so I know I’m not the only one lol

Sometimes I get hit with the realisation that most people around me do not deep dive into rabbit holes like spending 1 1/2 hours on Google Maps to research routes a fictional character could take - in an area, a country, a continent I've never been to. Decades before I was even born. Referencing a culture and slang I've never personally experienced. And then writing it down in that weird ESL mix of British English they teach in our German schools and American English which I got used to due to pop culture. Nobody speaks about how wild it can be to write fanfiction, haha. Like, I can't even talk to non-fanfic-obsessed people about it because they're like what did you do????? why????? or just that tense, "polite" silence when they obviously have no clue what to answer because the mere concept of fanfiction is so very foreign to them.

the more i rewatch iwtv the harder i laugh at louis just not stopping to think about how weird it is that lestat was communicating to him telepathically. and continuing to go about his day because yes lestat can fucking stop time. probably cus hes gay. thats all. nothing else to it. and the floating sex? well you see hes european

Let me look at you, my beautiful boy - 300 words drabble Rating: Mature Pairing: Armand/Daniel @vampirefest Kinktober prompt: Day 14 (Body Worship)