I Need An Extrovert (as In, Social And Outgoing) To Adopt Me And I Need One NOW

I need an extrovert (as in, social and outgoing) to adopt me and I need one NOW

the desire to give up an chase dopamine elsewhere is so strong right now

(I know the good place ended a while ago and yes this point has been made sometimes in the last Jeremey Beremey but)

YES CHIDI IT WAS THE ALMOND MILK!!!

it was the things that made life a little better (the weird film that he lives so much) that had unintended consequences that even if you knew about them you couldn't avoid them (so much of food production can be awful for the world, "healthy" alternatives that exploit workers) because life has gotten too complicated!! So yes, Chidi, it was your almond milk. But it was also your shirts and your car and everything you've ever bought because there's no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Some Hargreaves sibling dynamics I would love to see others explore:

Diego and Allison? I feel like we never get to see just the two of them interact

Viktor and Klaus.

Young Five, Ben, and Diego. I feel like they would just Fuck Shit Up™

Luther and Ben! No messed up timeline shit just them

And finally

Allison and Luther as actual siblings and not some messed up romance

you what I would have liked? if after the shot of the marigolds, the camera pans up to a silhouette of a girl and a bike framed against the sun. we zoom in on her face, it's god! there's the faintest noise, could have been a voice, carried on the wind. "can you at least tell me which way to go?" god smiles slightly, and points at the field across from her, still filled with family and friend-adjacent figures.

you can pry happy endings from my cold-dead hands. It can be the most heart stopping, gut wrenching fic that has every existed and I will read every drop of it if I get my happy ending. I have had enough painful endings in real life, give me happy in my fantasy world. It can be at the last second, it can be a single sentence, even a single word. Give me all the angst and hurt in the world for 500,000 words, but please give me the comfort I need in the ending. please and thank you.