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underrated part of deadpool and wolverine is when logan asks if wade has ever been tested for adhd. because yeah.

i heart them

also. something about the deadpool movies that i really appreciate is that even underneath all the gratuitous violence and the dick jokes, the characters actually give a shit about each other. it's silly and over the top and chaotic but it's still heartfelt. "why would i give a fuck about the world when my entire world is in this picture." laura's quiet pep talk with logan. logan throwing himself into a bolted metal door over and over again trying to save a guy who's been annoying him since the second they met. wade asking the TVA to fix logan's timeline so he can have his family back and then, failing that, inviting him to come live with him. it kills me. twelve years ago i wanted to see superheroes getting shawarma and then actually staying friends afterward and in 2024 deadpool and wolverine finally gave it to me. i love this stupid silly movie so much dude

broke: channing tatum sucks at a french accent

woke: gambit is cajun. cajuns just sound like that man. idk what to tell you. iirc he even got “sha” right (as opposed to the french pronunciation of chère). he doesn’t sound the way his dialogue is portrayed in the comics bc in the comics they just threw in some chère’s and some non’s and called it a day. channing tatum had the accent DOWN PAT

as i'm watching the x men movies (yes because of deadpool 3 we dont judge here) i think it's so funny how hugh jackman's hair has decreased in volume. it's like the earlier movies took his hair and just dumped cans of hairspray into that shit. it's like steve harrington's s1 hair, it can't get any bigger.

My greatest strength would probably be the ability to watch things backwards. If I like it enough and the characters have clawed their way into my heart plot doesn't matter. Timelines don't matter. Just give me the dopamine and everyone wins

I love ASMR so much because it's just the human experience of finding new ways to make fun sounds

I don't remember writing this? Like, legitimately?? Still funny as hell I stand by it

what i want to know is how the hell did they make monty's actor look like if a crow was a person. how. there's no way he was just born like that

deadpool killing a bunch of tva agents with wolverine's dead remains while dancing to nsync is not something i knew i needed but im SO glad it happened

Deadpool and Wolverine is the single best portrayal of Wolverine in live action so far because it's the only one that really understands how best to depict him; a grouchy trainwreck of an extremely divorced dad who loves his dysfunctional shitshow of a family but also can't fucking stand them and is THIS close to driving the station wagon off a cliff during the drive to Sunday church with everyone inside in a fit of alcohol-fueled manic depression.

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

ok sure honda odessey car scene but i want to know, did the fake blood taste bad? like mr jackman did it taste bad? it got in your mouth i'd be spitting it out

yes Hugh Jackman is hot! yes it is incredibly impressive and good for him that he was able to get absolutely fucking shredded again at 55! but in all honesty all I can think about during the explody shirt scene is how dehydrated he must have been to lose the water weight and how, when people don't understand that it would be unhealthy to maintain that look on a body long term, it just creates unrealistic standards?

seeing the new Deadpool Wolverine movie with no prior knowledge of the x men in any form I can say 100% that I was delighted to discover that wolverine has little hair horn thingys and also his last name is howlett??

Gosh ok two potential theories for when Rouge found out the Doctor was the Doctor and not human:

He himself is nonhuman and found someone like him (not in a time lordy way but more like, living wayyy to long way)

He thought the fact that the Doctor was is human is hot

you know those "draw your oc in this pose" challenges?? yeah.

We should return to the barter system so I can trade a whole bunch of friendship bracelets for cool rocks and art and stuff. I'll bake some bread for a cat drawimg or do you want some box cake? I can do that too

seriously, what's the best way to tell someone you think about them all the time??? In like, a platonic way???

*grips your shoulders tightly* listen to me. you HAVE to make stobin weirder, okay? you have to make them the embodiment of that Secret Third Thing™️. they’re those cats at a shelter that you can’t separate for anything. make them do examinations of each others bodies cause they’re worried about a health issue. make them share a single piece of gum. make them swap pronouns and names and clothes on a regular basis. make them shower together. i need one of the kids to call for steve in a different room and have robin come to help instead because they’re one person. i need steve to show up to work wearing robins tag cause she’s too sick to come in. they have to get weirder, do you understand? it’s for their health.

May I just say, a HUGE part of why b99 is so appealing to me is that every character is so obviously neurodivergent and I can relate to literally everyone like

tell me just one person on the main cast who wasn't i'll fight you

Hopper accidentally becomes the biggest ally in Hawkins out of hatred for Mike Wheeler. El wants to date Max? Perfect, Mike is terrified of Max. El wants to date Max and Lucas? Even better, more people to keep Mike away. Will comes out to Joyce and Hop? Hopper is immediately studying up on gay culture and flagging so he can find him a Hop ApprovedTM boyfriend. He sees that nice boy Gareth cuff his jeans one time and starts inviting him to family dinner. Mike seems annoyed that Steve is spending more time with Munson? A pamphlet titled “Accepting your Bisexuality” finds its way into Steve’s jacket pocket. Hopper has never seen Mike as furious as the day Steve and Munson arrive at dinner holding hands. It’s a good day. Hopper isn’t sure how Nancy dating the Buckley girl will annoy Mike, but he’s willing to give it a shot.

the ultimate solution to dissolving your fear of whatever's under the bed is to just. buy a taller bed. get a loft bed. sure the monster could be bigger but then they'd be more comfortable so that's the most important bit i think

more websites need to be structured like tumblr. like, yes tell me the hashtag i followed that caused this post to appear on my dash. tell me if someone is my mutual. i appreciate it.

you know, I'm not planning on dying anytime soon but like, if i just completely abandoned this blog it would live for like a whole extra month my queue is so flooded it's insane