If I Ever Become A History Teacher, Im Going To Write Gullible On The Ceiling.Then In The Middle Of Class,

If I ever become a history teacher, I’m going to write “gullible” on the ceiling. Then in the middle of class, I’ll announce, “There’s ‘gullible’ written on the ceiling.” After the whole look vs. not look shenanigan occurs, I shall then slam my books on my desk, prop myself up, lean forward and say, “Welcome to history. Your first lesson? Check your facts for yourself.”

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

Dan Povenmire tweet: Tuesday storyboard meeting doodle [picture of Phineas]

Swampy Marsh tweet: nothing like 👌👌hanging 10 🏄 👏 the surf 🌊 the sand 😎😎 the sun ☀🔥 the life 💯 cowabunga

A Cat: *is cat*

Me: Wow. Absolutely outstanding. Look at this. Please everyone please come see.

In LOTR “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys” implies that Orcs know what a menu is, and have therefore been to a restaurant. I wonder what a restaurant in Mordor is like.