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Basil | Christian, gal, 24. Amateur writer and doodler, and an avid mac n’ cheese enthusiast. Hobbies include playing around with story ideas, finding the best textposts, and expanding my WIP collection. Internet scrapbook of my favorite things be upon ye!{ Fandoms right now include Tangled: The Series, Lord of the Rings, Breath of the Wild, and The Wingfeather Saga! 🌻}

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Head Scratches Will Be An Additional Dollar

Head scratches will be an additional dollar

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1 year ago

“average person has 3 sons a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 sons per year. Father Abraham, who has many sons (I am one of them and so are you), is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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''average person does 'right arm' when they hear this song mentioned'' just a statistical error. average person does 'right arm left arm right foot left foot chip up tURN AROUND SIT DOWN' Lazypants Georg; who doesn't do any of the steps so emphatically that it sways the results is an outlier and should not have been counted textposts faith humor

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1 year ago

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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currently: Cress (of the Lunar Chronicles series) by Marissa Meyer! I am debating liveblogging bits of it because there are some parts that I want to say SOMETHING on; oh my GOODNESS Cress and Thorne are such disasters?? I love them honestly so is everyone in the entire book and it's hilarious books reblog things the lunar chronicles also: a popular post by someone with a Tangled The Series profile pic? YEAH

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1 year ago

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top 1 reasons not to give your servals an onion: would you really want them to make THAT face? I love how the cat is like '- wait what happened?' cats video animal tag also the top 0.1 reason not to give cats onions is that (according to most sources) they and garlic are toxic to cats I've also read sources (like; wholistic veterinary 'has been prescribing small amounts of garlic to cats for years with no issues' sources) that state that topic may need more study? in the meantime I still would recommend following your heart with the garlic if your heart says 'mm better not give this to my cat' - wAIT SO ARE CATS VAMPIRES— no ever mind stopping now

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1 year ago

Candace Competition

1914. ''I've been trying to get a good scoop all summer long!''

1903. ''Well if I didn't have to haul water, sweep the barn, collect eggs, spin a quilt, and do whatever this is; I'd tell mom.''

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I can't believe these Candace's existed SIMULTANEOUSLY and I didn't realize?? That's hilarious I love investigative reporter Candace BUT as a farm gal had to vote for farm gal Candace the way everyone rattles off 18 farm chores and then doesn't know that 'whatever this is' is making butter gets me every time pnf polls

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1 year ago

I can’t handle this 🥺

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<3<3 good things stories

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